No Highway Option

Another dose of Christopher Lloyd comin' at ya! We said we wanted more of him last week, so now we have...so much more.  Joshua Kurtz and the boys crash land in the middle of a forgotten corner of Disney+ so they can check out the 1999 sci-fi buddy comedy MY FAVORITE MARTIAN. Quite possibly the only movie we'll ever discuss on this podcast that has sentient clothing, the threat of getting poo...

If you're reading this, PLEASE GO VOTE! If it's after the election...boy I hope it went well. Ya gotta believe! Alex Levitt joins the boys in the right field bleachers to talk about Disney's 1994 supernatural baseball family dramedy ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD . Naturally, this discussion includes left turns into Tenet reviews, SNL critiques, and the surprising amount of sequels this movie generated. Y...

It's Halloween Week! Let's get Spooky with a movie about a dead child! Family fun for everyone! The boys and Kendell Sweeney-Thomas journey to the Catskill Mountains in New York, to chat about the direct-to-video goof fest CASPER MEETS WENDY. There's a lot to chat about, and yes, a lot is about young Hillary Duff. Join them as they answer such questions as: Wait, there are different types of Dairy...

Grab your biggest hunk of Blue Cheese or closest Michael Bolton CD and settle in for a good time! The boys and Bryce Porter ( @Porterhouse_video ) received a court summons, so now they have to come together to talk about the 2002 Disney Family Comedy SNOW DOGS. Wacky shenanigans ensue! We've gone over some weird movies for this podcast, and boy, this is definitely one of them.  Join them as t...

May the Growl Power of Podcast Hosts Past be with us this episode.  The boys and Lon Moxey (@lonnytsunami) talk about the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie on this podcast, The Cheetah Girls. It's the most Cheetah-Licious episode we've had so far! Are we the target demographic for this movie? Absolutely not, but that's not gonna stop us from talking about it.  Join them as they an...

Is there any better surprise than a surprise Paul Rudd? Joshuah Simpson ( @joshuahdsimpson ) joins the boys to talk about the Jack Black/Michael Cera Bible Road Trip Comedy Epic YEAR ONE . It seems like history has largely forgotten about this one, so they're here to bring it back into the limelight where it...belongs? Maybe? There are some differing opinions. But one thing is for sure: we all lov...

The year is 2020. Everything is bad. There are a few shining moments, but nobody has come to save the day. Until now. Vin Diesel has released a dance track, "Feel Like I Do". And The Boys are here to talk about it, along with a lot of other things. It's a bonus episode. Time to get LOOSER, baby. NEXT EPISODE: YEAR ONE with Joshuah Simpson Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast p...

Ughhhhhhhhh. The boys hop back down to the Australian Outback and beyond to talk about their first direct-to-video sequel on the show, KANGAROO JACK: G'DAY, USA! Along the way, former guest Tom Roche' jumps in with some very...interesting takes. Of course it's bad. Who thought it would be good?  Also a special Savannah cameo later in the show! Join them as they answer such questions as: Who i...

Watch out for that PODCAST! The boys and Bradley Robinson (The D College Podcast, @dcollegepod) journey to Ape Mountain and beyond to talk about the 1997 strange comic delight GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE . It's Brendan Fraser making a live-action cartoon and it's jam-packed with so many strange and silly gags, it's absolutely worth talking about! Join them as they answer such questions as: Is this more o...

We all know Jesus. He's got a swimmer's bod.  In this time of the 'Rona, we can't see live theatre. But luckily, movies are here to show us what theatre can truly be! Even if it's a strange disaster sequel! The boys are joined by Sam McGrath (no plugs) to discuss Hamlet 2 , the Steve Coogan vehicle that launched him to...stardom? Maybe? He's doing well it seems, so that's nice. Join them as t...

Nyehhhhh....what's up, Docs? This time Matt Anderson (I Drink Your Podcast, FatManderson on Twitter and Twitch) joins the boys to talk about the highest grossing basketball movie of all time, SPACE JAM. Everybody get up, for it is indeed time to slam with some killer Charles Barkley performances, power mishaps, and a huge amount of kinda on topic but not really conversation. It lives up to the tit...

BEE MOVIE, but every time they say "Bee" we die a little inside. The boys (or should we says the BUZZ) team up with special guest Brandon Williams (The Bluebloods) to chat about the often memed but hardly unironically enjoyed Dreamworks (or BEEWorks) Animation film Bee Movie. Do you remember this movie being funny? Well you probably remembered wrong, my friend. Plus: a certain star of this movie m...

Okay Poppets, settle down. It's Podcast time! The boys are joined by actress/comedian/future podcaster Amber Levine (www.theamberlevine.com) to chat about the greatest Robin Williams in drag as a nanny movie of all time, Mrs. Doubtfire . A classic movie should lead to a future classic episode, right? Join them as they answer questions such as: What are the logistics of Horses in a San Fransisco ho...

I don't believe it! A Podcast with Athlete's Foot! Jump in your Warp Pipe...er...Interdimensional Sand Wall, actually...and join Musician Ian C. Weber ( https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise ) along with the boys to witness the absolute cult insanity that is SUPER MARIO BROS. Everyone tries to figure out this bizarre world, with mixed results along the way.  They'll answer such questions...

Luke lost a bet in the Juno episode, so Connor got to choose a movie he hates: So it's the 2007 masterpiece Ratatouille , directed by Mr. Brad Bird! Listen to Connor lose his mind as Luke fails to grasp the concept of "animated rats don't have the same germs as regular rats". Plus, we go on tons of tangents, and talk about what we've been watching recently! It's a loose, unedited, just for fun bon...

BOO! It's a horror movie episode, so we gotta scare ya at least a little bit! The boys get a little spooky but a little kooky with special guest Jade Bartlett (jadebartlett.com) by talking about the 2012 horror-comedy, The Cabin in the Woods . Join them as they answer questions such as: What's the scariest creature in the movie? Does Bradley Whitford always give off creep vibes? Are Chainsaw Bot a...

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Non-Binary friends: Welcome to NO JASON OPTION , a brand new Podcast hosted by Jason Mountain with special guests Connor and Luke (Podcast hosts, the show you were formerly subscribed to.) Join the boys as they discuss the 2017 car chase quasi-musical Baby Driver , and go more in-depth into the surprising layers of The Pacifier. Chaos reigns and laughs are had. Join them as...

I promise, this is the last gross subtitle for a while. But a gross, problematic subtitle belongs with a problematic movie. The boys and their special guest Manny Santiago (Falls Count Anywhere Podcast, A Boy and his Fridge Podcast, @em4nny on Instagram) take a look at Running With Scissors, a 2006 "comedy" from Ryan Murphy, based on the controversial memoirs of the same name.  Join them as t...

G'day, everyone! This episode has the boys and special guest Tom Roche' journey down under for the sphincter of 2000s cinema, Kangaroo Jack. God, this one hurts.  But that makes it fun for you! Join them as they answer questions like: Why was this marketed at children? Who is the real Jackie Legs? Is this just a gay rom-com in disguise? And many more. Next week: GREMLINS with Special Guest Th...

The boys with their special guest Nick Cherry (previously heard on The Blue Bloods Football Podcast) are back in town to discuss the weirdly problematic (but honestly could be worse) 1987 amnesia comedy Overboard. It's our first three-way split between "I love it", "I didn't vibe with it" and "I wasted almost 2 hours for this". Try and guess whose thought was whose!  Join them as they answer...

Connor, Luke, and their friend Chris (previously heard on Squawk Squawk Dude Talk ) dive deep into some supremely weird 80's energy with Over the Top , a movie about Sylvester Stallone learning to be a better dad while simultaneously becoming the arm wrestling champion of the country. Get ready for feats of strength, hats turned backwards, and an astounding cigar-eating side character named John G...

Connor and Luke put themselves through genuine torture for your entertainment when they look at G-Force , everyone's favorite mid-2000's live-action/CGI guinea pig spy movie. It's the only one, so it's gotta be the favorite, right? It's rough, y'all. I can't lie.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Why is this movie for children so horny? Is every element of this movie weirdly disgus...

Get ready to answer Cinema's biggest question on "No Highway Option", a comedy movie Podcast with friends Connor and Luke. This is the trailer! Follow us on twitter @HighwayOption for updates! See you on Tuesdays!