NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS: RAMBLING ON

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Just like the title says. You still get humor of no worth but hey, if it makes you feel good, it all good!! Come on in, the moonshine is good.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

I give update on my sex life. Haha. There is none. April fools

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Politics? Check. Religion? Check. Offensive to everyone? Oh my yes! Come, listen.

I had my colonoscopy. Woo. Anyways HI!!

I ramble about stuff and it an hour. I know. Scandalous! Come listen. Please? I don't say much worth a cent but I say a lot. Well worth the price you pay. Hello?

I get high and talk about politics and sex. I kid. I ramble though.

I sing, I dance,I make out with your mom. Ain't life grand? Come in, sit down, take your shoes off. :)

I am Papa Bear and I ramble. Please listen!

Papa Bear starts rambling about depression and ends up talking about sex,cake and the meaning of life. Learn why Papa Bear is a 51 year old virgin. We kid. Maybe. We kidding about kidding.

what? We don't know! We just here to be weird. No offense meant

Just me at the microphone talking about stuff, hope you enjoy!!! Come on in, the water's fine!

When the random guy gets bored, you can expect offensive pod casts!! Enjoy! Or not!! Either way, share, so we can become famous for just being famous!! Tee hee!! Come, listen, report to the FCC!! Har!!!!  Text to speech using 15.AI

Papa bear went on a great journey to the rest home where he got placed in a nice jacket and put into a rubber room but him back now, better than ever, if you don't believe him, ask his therapist! Haha!! I kid, he terrible!!!

Hi!! I bored! Talk about nothing!!! Come listen share with your friends!! Giggle

We are here for the breaking news, well, these shows usually take a week or so to make so by the time we upload it, the breaking news is old and outdated but that's okay, we just make these stories up anyways. Do you like what you're reading so far? Good!! We weren't sure what to write so we just wrote whatever came out!! CLICK NOW!! CLICK NOW!!!

So they say title means everything, would you look at that title! Still talking about nothing but I do it for like 6 minutes! Enjoy!! Or not!!!

HI! New format, same butthole, hope you enjoy, meet my wall, he's nice, knows poetry and erotic fiction as told to him by the TV set! I ramble about nothing, sorta like no country for bears except no music and the bear is now a guy in a tuxedo. "Really?" Nah!! Come on in, don't be too afraid, I might bite but you might enjoy it!!!!! SALUTE!!! We talk about Myspace. Join mine @ I KID!! Nobody does...

Welcome to the tenth episode of season two, where Papa bear goes out looking for naughty girls needing love, come on in, take your shoes, sit a spell and enjoy the songs that played in a lot of clubs at the time that Papa Bear was not allowed in to!!!!

We all know Papa Bear loves love, from his other podcasts, and here we are again with another love track!! Come on in, the water is fine, bring in your loves, your spouses, but not at the same time, get into fights!! Love, exciting and new!!! Come aboard, we're expecting you. The Love Bear, soon will be making another run!!!

Welcome to No Country for Bears hosted by Papa Bear!! We're reminding you to neuter the human race before it is too late!  Are you ready to rock and roll? No? Neither are we!! Lets go! Papa bear is having a nervous break down . Warning, if you are offended by guns and demand they all be destroyed, you might want to go find a different pod cast. Papa bear gets into a rant about how people kill...

Every so often, Papa Bear gets mushy and well, then you end up with shows like these! He hopes his soul mate hears these songs and gets whooed!! His true soul mate is Tom Cruise. Come on in, sit a spell, hope you enjoy the show, if not, you know what you can do, go eat cake!!!