Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

Fresh from a break, Ash and Nikki place bets on when Mr Platinum Qantas (aka Luttsy) will finally rock up! Plus, there's a croc rumoured in Noosa, do we believe it's true?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne Podcast engage in a candid conversation about things they've stolen over the years. From pilfering glasses at events to grandmothers sneaking food out of buffets, no hilarious caper is left untold. Even an anonymous caller cops to stealing a church cross in their youth! With cheeky charm, the hosts reminisce about their thieving adventures and compare techniques. Howe...

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat with fellow radio hosts about the viral story of a news anchor who didn't let labor stop her from delivering the morning news. They also discuss whether certain people's names seem fitting for their occupations and share some hilarious examples. 00:20 - News anchor Olivia goes into labor while delivering live morning broadcast 01:40 - Hosts discuss their own labor experi...

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne discuss Miley Cyrus' new visual album release and the pros/cons of touring. They also chat about regrettable tattoos, with one host anonymously admitting to an embarrassing tramp stamp. The highlight is when Lutzie reveals how he cleverly avoided attending a denominational chapel service at his son's Anglican school. 2:30 - The hosts debate whether musicians make more...

Nikki details her harrowing experience searching for her dog Whiskey who escaped through an open gate. Her attempts to whistle and call for Whiskey draw strange looks from neighbours. Just when she thinks Whiskey is gone for good, Nikki spots her down the street. Relieved to have Whiskey back home safely, Nikki realizes she needs to teach her son Teddy a lesson for taking Whiskey's collar off in t...

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Lis...

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own...

Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your socia...

Ash and Nikki discuss the popular haircut trend among teenage boys right now that they've dubbed the "Benson Boonehead" or "Ol' Packer." They describe the style as having lots of volume on top with tight faded sides, looking similar to a mullet or shag. They joke about how it seems like every boy at private school is rocking this look to get around strict haircut policies. Ash and Nikki poll paren...

Who knew a massage could go so wrong? In this hilarious episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss a poor mom who accidentally ended up at a massage parlor she didn't intend to visit. You'll hear the awkward details as she realizes she's in the wrong place - including the sleeping woman in the window and interesting male customers. The hosts also share their own massage parlor mixups and debate the wa...

Overview: Ash, Luttsy & Nikki and listeners call in to share tales of parents doing the most embarrassing things in front of others - from a dad hugging a tree in fear at a school camp to a mother's drunken antics at a pool party. The stories range from cringey to downright hilarious. 2:30 - Ash's dad freezes in fear up a tree at her school camp 5:15 - A drunk mom makes a scene at a pool party...

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Ash and Luttsy discuss their upcoming hosting gig for a Broncos charity event. They reminisce about past appearances with rugby legends like Alfie Langer and share funny stories about his drunken escapades on stage. Expect tales of debauchery from footy's glory days. 00:45 - Alfie shows up drunk to events 02:30 - Alfie's outrageous rider requests 05:15 - Sam Thaiday's awkward school visit after a...

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'This is Spinal Tap' is being re-released and we discuss whether jokes from a former era can be viewed few the lens of the past See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll never want sausages again after this podcast, Nikki butchers her own joke and we get the latest on the Diddy trial  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss their own struggles with verbal affection and debate whether it's generational. The hosts chat about their family dynamics growing up, when they first said "I love you" to their kids, and how their dogs get more affection than anyone. A listener calls in to share how she saves "I love you" just for her kids. 3:45 - Ash recalls his dad's first "I love you" at age 36 8:...

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about getting their charity beanies stolen after a rugby game, laugh over an enthusiastic fan's homemade sign asking for a kiss from Mitch Lewis, and debate whether all-you-can-eat seafood and pizza buffets are worth the calories. From stolen hats to personalized signs, this episode covers it all with plenty of laughs along the way. 0:55 - Letzi's charity beanie gets sto...

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat about the smell in the studio, useless instruments they were forced to play as kids, and some celebrity gossip. The main topic is Nikki's best friend who went on an amazing first date with a guy who seems perfect on paper. They had a great 2 hour phone call beforehand and really hit it off. But after the successful first date, the friend admitted she just doesn't feel an...

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Ash, Luttsy and Nick Davis host their weekly sports podcast, discussing State of Origin and the Queensland Maroons squad. They joke about a fictional energy drink sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" and debate the impact of new additions Xavier Coates and Josh Papalii. 2:00 - Bit about fictional sponsor "Tough Man Refreshed" 9:30 - Discussion of good feeling around Queensland camp under Slater 12:45 - C...