Simon Lipson
Nice One Cyril
A unique Spurs podcast from long-suffering fans who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Match chat, mullets and musings. No tactics boards. No xG. Just decades of Spurs nostalgia and nonsense. Funny, heartfelt, and just Spursy enough to hurt.
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Simon Lipson
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Latest episode
Jul 7, 2026
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Episodes
Richy Flashes His Knockers 04.12.2025 48:34
In this episode of Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw relive the joy, despair and sheer madness of that Man U match. Spursiness in all its glory. We ask whether Richy flashing his knockers undid us in the end. We look at Simons's improvement and Frank's game-changing substitutions. And, of course, we give Micky's wonder goal all the time and space it deserves. P...
May I Have This Danso? 04.12.2025 48:08
It’s been another very Spursy week — defeat to Villa, a dreadful draw in Monaco and a comfortable(ish) win over Everton. Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Lee Brown ask the big questions: Was Monaco the most exhausting 0–0 in living memory? Is Vicario brilliant or bollocks? And does Richarlison’s body language now qualify as an art form? There’s praise for Kevin Danso and VDV, mild panic...
The More Things Change... 04.12.2025 46:30
In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Kevin Acott pick over another familiar story — Spurs losing at home. Vicario’s nerves, Odobert’s vanishing act, and Tel’s growing pains all come under the microscope, along with a few choice words about the flat atmosphere at the ground. We ask whether it’s still OK for the over-50s to belt out the chants, why today’s players crumble at...
Scapegoats And Whining Wankers 04.12.2025 53:01
This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon, Julie, Kev and Dave tackle the £100 million cash injection from the Lewis family — and try to work out whether it means new signings or, finally, the cheese room. We chat international duty (and the art of coming back injured), the eternal Vicario debate, the promise of young guns like Pape, Bergvall and Simons, and ponder where, if at all, a fit Kulusevski will...
Tel Tale 04.12.2025 54:17
This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson welcomes debut guest Barry Graham of Glasgow Spurs, along with Dame Julie Welch and Kevin Acott. The gang dissect the gritty but grim Bodo performance, the Leeds takedown, and query why some Spurs fans continue to diss the manager of a team sitting 3rd. There’s praise for Van de Ven, concern for Vicario and a heartfelt detour into the golden age of Scottis...
Is Simons Just Timo With Better Hair? 04.12.2025 48:15
In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, and Kev Acott deconstruct the Wolves debacle, address some fans' concerns that Simons is just Timo Werner with better hair, and grumble about buyout bollocks, Kane rumours and the eternal curse of Dr Tottenham. There’s nostalgia, rants about didactic tourists at the stadium, a look ahead to Bodo and Leeds, and whether optimism or pessimism...
You'll Never Guess Who Says 'Wanker' 04.12.2025 48:58
Comedian Simon Lipson is joined by butter-wouldn't-melt Julie Welch, ever-cheery Kevin Acott and Hollywood wannabe Lee Brown, one of whom says' wanker'. Several times. You'd never guess. In this episode, we discuss Villarreal and Brighton, the lack of oomph, striker dilemmas and Vic's concrete feet. We also examine the impact of Simons at number 10, the dynamics of the team under Thomas Frank, and...
Hammers Hammered 04.12.2025 49:43
West Ham beaten. VAR maddening. Spurs fans…cautiously optimistic. In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Alan Fitter relive the win over West Ham, dissect player performances, and roll their eyes (again) at VAR. There’s tactical chat, transfer gossip, and predictions for Villarreal and Brighton — but as always, the real fun’s in the detours. This week’s? A poll t...
Who Do We Blame Now? 04.12.2025 53:58
Daniel Levy has left the building. After 25 years of blaming him for everything — dodgy transfers, managerial meltdowns, ticket prices, global warming — Spurs fans suddenly find themselves in crisis. With Levy gone… who do we scream at now? Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Dave Bradshaw gather for a lively, funny group therapy session, diving into: ⚪ Levy’s departure — why, how, and wha...
Forever Spursy 03.12.2025 50:26
Bournemouth misery, deadline-day drama, Xavi Simons hype, Wembley nightmares & a tribute to Cyril Knowles — all wrapped in Spursy laughs, rants & nostalgia. Spurs are back. Sadly, Bournemouth are also back — and they’ve ruined our weekend. In this episode, Simon Lipson, Kevin Acott, Julie Welch, and Lee Brown pick through the wreckage of the Bournemouth debacle, wonder whether Xavi Simons is the n...
City Break 03.12.2025 32:49
Comedian Simon Lipson chats with journalistic royalty and Spurs nut, Julie Welch, and gravel-voiced long-sufferer, Kevin Acott. We discuss another easy-peasy away day at City and that less Eze-peasy debacle. Julie trawls through transfer near misses through the ages. Kev recalls being chased around Finsbury Park in his laceless bovver boots. And Simon has a rant about that abomination, the wet roo...
No Dickheads 03.12.2025 51:30
Hosted by comedian/impressionist Simon Lipson, with the doyenne of all things Spurs, legendary journalist Julie Welch, and long-suffering fan, writer and educator, Kevin Acott. In this episode of Nice One Cyril, we reflect on the moral victory over PSG, Burnley, Richy, Kudus and the impact of Thomas Frank. We discuss tactical flexibility, the excitement surrounding new signings, and the ongoing tr...
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