Nic Cage Cast

**Just the audio version. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.** The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left o...

**Just the audio. To see the LIW Movie Review video go to the YouTube link below.** Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin are back to discuss the almost movie Mom And Dad. A movie about parents that kill their kids off screen. Watch as they attempt to kill their kids who have no will to live. Sometimes we just want to Loiter(ing) In Wonderland. LIWstudios.com Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland LoiteringIn...

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video. Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the cards. Phoenix watches the 2014 Christian movie which for some reason stars Nic Cage. Still can't figure that out. Phoenix gets left behind during the screening and some asshole turned off his oxygen. A rea...

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check out the link below to see the video. Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally or physically. This is the reality in the 2017 Nic Cage movie Mom And Dad. An hour and a half that serves as an extended trailer for a movie you want to watch after you finish watching it. LIWstudios.com y...

**This is the audio version. To see the video go to the youtube link below.** This review is too long for you. Just go ahead and turn away now. If you're into Nic Cage or this amazing and severly flawed movie then welcome. Wait, I already told you to leave. Fuck. Wrong order. Anyway, this is the first official video episode of Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review. Face/Off was the first podcast fo...

**Just the audio version. Visit the youtube link below to see the full video** This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review episode 73. If you can watch 2 45 minute reviews on Face/Off then welcome. Pull up a chair and help me figure this movie out. Not sure what the hell happened when I was forced into watc...

The second and final (so far) of the Nic Cage movies we did for LIW Movie Review. We brought back the original cast for a second helping of Cage. Phoenix, Mario and Brad are back to discuss this flaming turd movie. Original airdate 9.1.15. www. LIWstudios.com

This is the very first episode of LIW Studios and therefore the very first episode of Loitering IN Wonderland Movie Review. It debuted 12.13.2013 and I've decided to re-release it on this feed because obviously. To listen to more of those podcast movie reviews, subscribe to LIW Movie Review wherever you get your podcasts. www. LIWstudios.com

Someone delivers some packages for Phoenix. Creepy packages with vague threats. Does he listen? What do you think? He takes to the sky aboard Con Airlines along with the 20 celebrities on board. Phoenix "The Penis" West riffs his way through this overly long action movie starring a bored and buff Nic Cage. www. LIWstudios.com

We knew we would eventually have to watch both National Treasure movies but that doesn't mean we can't watch them both at the exact same time. Side by side, Phoenix watches both movies at once. Will he follow the deep storylines of both films at once?? Yes. Yes he did. It wasn't even slightly hard. Most of this episode is Phoenix passing the time while making Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Ron How...

The Wicker Man is the lamest superhero story ever told. His only super power was the abilities to yell at school girls and punch women in the face. Don't get us wrong, those are both great powers but they can only get you so far in life. Prison. That's how far you can get. In this live commentary review of The Wicker Man, Phoenix marvels at the most boring actress ever, how much of the runtime is...

Nic Cage Cast has merged with Shitty Movie Showdown! This is the last episode shot before the merger. It was edited afterward. This is another very visual episode of Nic Cage Cast. To get the full video experience, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB12m8I_L-0 Phoenix picked this movie because of the insanely stupid looking poster it had. The one where everyone looked confused as to why...

Nic Cage Cast has merged with Shitty Movie Showdown! This episode was recorded before the merger but edited afterward. Warning: this is a very visual episode of Nic Cage Cast. To get the full experience, watch the YouTube video this audio is from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlX4DWSNzsw&t=428s In this TV movie from human filmmaker David Lynch, Nic Cage stars as a guy on the phone for 20 s...

Nic Cage Cast is different now. Gone are the long reviews about the movie. Now the show has more variety to keep in line with the Shitty Movie Showdown! reviews. After all, Phoenix IS kidnapped and held in an undisclosed location so he might as well watch some Cage movies, right? What Nic Cage movie will it be this time? Only the Gods know. And by gods, we mean ping pong balls thrown into a bucket...

What happens when you cast Nic Cage in a movie where his child is stolen by a ghost witch? The answer is: not much. He doesn't scream at strangers for his child enough. He only gets in ONE fist-fight with a ghost witch. He doesn't do...well, anything for the most part. What a letdown.

There is a god. And he's a huge dick. In this Nic Cage classic, Nic plays a literal angel named Seth that falls in love with pre-surgery Meg Ryan. Then he has to murder himself to be with her. He gets inside that hot hot Meg Ryan body exactly once before she is killed. Oh, spoiler alert for the movie City Of Angels. You had 18 years to watch it and you waited until right now to read up on it? A re...

Nic Cage Cast - Episode 3 - Trapped In Paradise (1994) The internet chose Trapped In Paradise as the next Nic Cage movie for Phoenix to watch. A movie starring three legends of SNL: Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz and... Nic Cage. In this review, he reflects back on how he used to enjoy the movie as a child, somehow. He discusses the plot in an out of order fashion because this movie has almost no plot ot...

Now, let's be clear. Phoenix is NOT reviewing the movies but instead reviewing Nic Cage's performance in the movies. Also, this is a video show. This podcast is the audio track only so for the full experience click here: Loitering In Wonderland YouTube page. Phoenix watched Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance because a website randomly generated it as the next movie despite Phoenix not remembering th...

Welcome to the first episode of Nic Cage Cast. Now, let's be clear. Phoenix is NOT reviewing the movies but instead reviewing Nic Cage's performance in the movies. Also, this is a video show. This podcast is the audio track only so for the full experience click here: Loitering In Wonderland YouTube page. In this episode, Phoenix West watched the newest Nic Cage movie. 2016's The Trust, starring Ni...