N.F.W. Podcast Classics

Jake & Willis & Newty continue on with the Elm St. Retro. During a hallucinatory incident, young Kristen Parker (Patricia Arquette) has her wrists slashed by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). Her mother, mistaking the wounds for a suicide attempt, sends Kristen to a psychiatric ward, where she joins a group of similarly troubled teens. One of the doctors there is Nanc...

Another lost episode with the OG Dream Warriors crew Newty , Magoo & Alex. Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of attacks by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). There, Jesse is bedeviled by nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Freddy needs a host body to carry out his gruesome vendetta agains...

Johnny joins us again for his favorite horror series. Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of attacks by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). There, Jesse is bedeviled by nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Freddy needs a host body to carry out his gruesome vendetta against the youth of Springwood...

So this opens as episode #100 but is apparently episode #101 I dunno what happened during releases but oh well. Jake , Willis  , Newty & Gary are joined by the legendary Johnny Krueg (RIP) In Wes Craven's classic slasher film, several Midwestern teenagers fall prey to Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund), a disfigured midnight mangler who preys on the teenagers in their dreams -- which, in turn...

Mr. Magoo joins us for this Rob Zombie classic. After a raid on the rural home of the psychopathic Firefly family, two members of the clan, Otis (Bill Moseley) and Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie), manage to flee the scene. Heading to a remote desert motel, the killers reunite with Baby's father, Capt. Spaulding (Sid Haig), who is equally demented and intent on maintaining their murder spree. While th...

Gary & Gwen join us for some banana boat fun. The family of widow Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) has long been plagued by shark attacks, and this unfortunate association continues when her son is the victim of a massive great white. In mourning, Ellen goes to visit her other son, Michael (Lance Guest), in the Bahamas, where she meets the charming Hoagie Newcombe (Michael Caine). As Ellen and Hoag...

We attack JAWS III  After a young great white shark finds its way into a sea-themed park managed by Calvin Bouchard (Louis Gossett Jr.), workers try to capture it. But the facility's attempt to keep the shark in captivity has dire consequences: A much larger mother shark appears in search of its offspring. Among those who must battle the angry aquatic killing machine are marine biologist Kathr...

The one that got us our most infamous review "So much dead air & that guys gottta be kidding with that laugh" Years after the shark attacks that left Amity Island reeling, Sheriff Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) finds new trouble lurking in the waters. Mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) wants to rid the beach town of the stain on its reputation. But the disappearance of a pair of divers sugg...

Gil joins us as we conclude our Princess Vespa double feature. An amnesiac sorority member who has been plagued by a horrifying dream her entire life is stalked by a mysterious murderer in a deserted department store at night.

Gil joins us for this classic. A crazed killer stalks college students (Laurie Lapinski, Stephen Sachs, David Snow) who gave up their vacation to clean a deserted dormitory.

Listener & coworker Kristy join us tonight as well as Gary. A gang of college friends, including Wade (Jared Padalecki) and his girlfriend, Carly (Elisha Cuthbert), are en route to a school football game when they wind up with a flat tire in a ghost town. They are forced to seek help in the only place that's open: the local wax museum. Once inside the spooky and seemingly abandoned buildin...

No Willis so Ballsac joins Jake & Newty for The Collector. Desperate for money to pay off a debt, a man targets a wealthy family's home and plans to break in and steal a valuable gem. He soon learns that he picked the wrong night to carry out his plans, for a masked madman has gotten there first, imprisoned the family, and lined the mansion with deadly traps.

Gary joins us as we conclude the Sleepaway Camp trilogy. Psychotic Angela (Pamela Springsteen) is itching to do what she does best: slaughter dozens of teenage campers. As luck would have it, the previous site of her murders has been renamed and converted into an experimental summer camp meant to bring together privileged and lower-class teens. On the day the youths are boarding the buses to camp,...

Gwen Stefani is back yet again along with Gary Hill. Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escapes from a mental hospital and surfaces at a summer camp as a counselor who lectures her teenage charges on proper moral behavior. Those teens who break her strict rules -- from the camp chatterbox or a sex-obsessed girl to the boys who are peeping Toms -- are murdered by the impost...

Chuck Norris VS Michael Myers nuff said. A sheriff kills a murderer whose body is then donated to science. Three doctors operate on the body using a revolutionary drug that not only brings the criminal back to life but also gives him super-human powers. When the resurrected man begins to kill again, the sheriff faces the difficult task of hunting him down.

Join the crew as we go camping. Ohhhhh I'm a happy camper Bunks and the showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly for teens.

Gill returns that Bastard bastard BASTARD!!!!!!!!! The co-eds of a Boston college campus are targeted by a mysterious killer  who is creating a human jigsaw puzzle from their body parts.

We have the Sharknado of podcasters joining tonight Ballsac, Vanila Gorila & Gwen Stefani. Nature's deadliest killer takes to the skies in the ultimate gill-ty pleasure as a group of friends try to save the Santa Monica coast from shark-infested tornadoes.

Join us as we go to Klown Kamp. Fifteen years ago, Edwin went to clown camp to fulfill his lifelong dream of bringing laughter to the world - but nobody laughed.

We are joined by Gill & a new guest Scott from NY. Decades ago, residents of Newt, Texas, long suspected that the Sawyer family was responsible for the disappearances of many people. When their suspicions finally were confirmed, vigilantes torched the Sawyer compound and killed every member of the family -- or so they thought. Much later, a young woman named Heather (Alexandra Daddario) learns...

We are joined by Gill as we get closer to the end of the retro. Chrissie (Jordana Brewster) and her friends (Matthew Bomer, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird) set out on a road trip for a final fling before one is shipped off to Vietnam. Along the way, bikers (Lee Tergesen, Cyia Batten) harass the foursome and cause an accident that throws Chrissie from the vehicle. The lawman who arrives on the scene k...

The retro rolls on with the remake. In this remake of the horror classic, a group of young travelers -- including Erin (Jessica Biel), Andy (Mike Vogel) and Morgan (Jonathan Tucker) -- comes across an isolated rural home while driving through Texas. Unfortunately for them, the decrepit house is the residence of a family of deranged backwoods killers, most notably a hulking masked brute known as Le...

Another Jason Lloyd request Gary Hill Joins us. Pint-sized monsters known as ghoulies hop aboard a traveling carnival, where their violent behavior and grotesque looks are most likely to go unnoticed. There, the gremlin-like creatures find a new home in a haunted house attraction. As the creatures earn their keep by scaring visitors, the carnival finds itself running in the black for the first tim...

This show starts as a cluster with special guests Vanila Gorila , Ballsac & Gwen Stefani. Driving through Texas, young yuppie couple Michelle (Kate Hodge) and Ryan (William Butler) stop at the Last Chance Gas Station, but after they witness the owner attacking a hitchhiker named Tex (Viggo Mortensen), they panic and flee. In their hasty departure, they get lost and soon find themselves pursued...

Jason Lloyd requested Class Of 1984 & we are joined by Gary Hill. A high-school music teacher (Perry King) hunts a hoodlum student (Timothy Van Patten) for attacking his wife (Merrie Lynn Ross).