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Just like we all predicted, the Bengals would be the #1 seed in the AFC if the season were to end right now. The Dolphins continue to disappoint as their sights set on Watson. The Bears are breaking Fields. The Cardinals continue to soar, but can they fly by the Packers? All this and so much more on a Halloween episode of NFLMAO!

Luke is leading the coveted "Jersey Bet" by 10 whole picks. Baker Mayfield's shoulder is dinged, giving Keenum the nod on TNF. Mahomes...has been figured out? Lamar Jackson hasn't been. All this and then some! Enjoy! Love you!

Luke and the NFL world renounce their praise of Jon Gruden based on heaps of emails featuring disparaging language and slurs abound. Aedan thinks the Bears can beat the Packers. (Yeah, right). Luke thinks the Jags can't beat the Steelers. (He may have a point). As always, we've got last week's recap and this week's Pick Em. Luke leads the race by 6 picks at the moment.

Urban Meyer is a distraction to the Jags...again! The Cardinals are the last undefeated team standing! Fields is officially named the starter in Chicago (for REAL this time). Recaps, picks, gossip, voila!

Jerry Jones said some weird (but true???) stuff about Micah Parsons. Fields and the Bears shit the bed. Matt Stafford hit fellow LA Rams teammate Desean Jackson for a huge TD against Tom Brady's Buc's which would be the weirdest sentence you've ever heard ten years ago. We got recaps, picks, and that's it! Enjoy.

The Ravens reign over the Chiefs, the Raiders keep on raiding, Rodgers strikes back, and Luke pulls further ahead in the Pick 'Em Bet. Plus, the Vikings found a way to lose in a more palatable manner and the Bears are starting Justin fucking Fields this Sunday. Buckle up, Buttercup.

Luke crushed Aedan in picks to kickoff the season in a fashion not dissimilar to the torching/tarnishing of the Green Bay Packers. Jameis stunted on Rodgers. Chandlers Jones tallied FIVE SACKS in ONE GAME. The Vikings love penalties. Bears fans are blue balling for Fields. The GOAT is the GOAT. All the storylines, all the games, and picks for Week 2 await you!

NFL. 2021 Season. Football is back. Live, meaningful football. We're back after a little preseason hiatus to give you a little College Football Corner and Week 1 picks (complete with wagers and piping hot takes)! It's back, boys and girls! Rejoice!

Tom Brady (and Zach Wilson) celebrate their birthday. Rodgers is 100 percent all in. Training Camp has begun, they've put on pads, and shit's already getting out of hand. Plus, the State of the Colts without Wentz and Nelson? Chock full episode. Hope you're hungry.

Who wants a bonus episode? Are you sure? Even if said bonus episode is just us pissing, moaning, and bitching about Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay after a long offseason of pouting/pussyfooting? What about us bemoaning sports journalism and media even though we're part of the problem? Oh, cool. You came to the right place.

Especially when the slot is such a significant role in this offense. Yes, this is another Beasley twitter mixup. God bless 'em. We're covering the new Covid rules, naturally. Plus, there's expansion drafts afoot in other leagues and that got us thinking about where an NFL team should pop up next!

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel of the newest news stories while we sit and salivate in anticipating for Madden 22, training camp, and some clarity on Rodgers Watch.

TB12 called out some motherfucker on some team but had the courtesy to leave them both nameless? (It was probably Derek Carr). Carl Nassib came out as gay, kicking open the door for queer athletes everywhere and donated a chunk to the Trevor Project. Throwback jerseys return as NFL approves multiple helmets. Cole Beasley won't get vaccinated, so don't even THINK of telling him to do so!

Rodgers is complicated fella and has divided the fanbase according to GB's top brass. We gotta feeling he's GONE gone now. Julio's teaming up with AJ Brown, King Henry, and the Titans. Kelce called the Chiefs and Browns, "neck and neck." We're chatting about all this and more, kids!

In this edition, we're talking about OTA's. They kicked off this past week but not everyone was present. We're on Rodgers Watch, Tebow Watch, Julio Watch and more!

In this edition we pay tribute to the late Colt Brennan, comb through some key matchups in the upcoming schedule, and crown our projected champions of each and every division. Is it too early for that? Probably. But rookies are back in minicamp and optimism is at an all-time high. Also, Luke hopes Cousins can stick it out. But if not, Mond will put an M on his head, he's Luigi's brother now.

In this edition, we can't help but wonder what the world will be like without Rodgers in Green Bay. The chances increase by the day that the man will shed his gold and green for greener pastures, but where will he go? What will it mean? We also bullshit about lots of other stuff because we're FRIENDS, okay?

The 2021 NFL Draft came and went, but not without Aaron Rodgers stealing a proper slice of the weekend's headlines. We talk about the Packer King's ransom and dig into a draft class for the ages!

Mel Kiper Jr., eat your heart out! Aedan and T's mock draft is tasty enough to get them hired by The Las Vegas Raiders (Mayock-style). Luke's on a hiatus because his in-laws are coming among other reasons. Tune in to get hot takes in this extra special draft-week extravaganza.

You can't go .500 anymore. Jim McMahon said Chicago is where quarterbacks go to die. Julian Edelman is NOT a hall of famer. Yeah...you could say we have some shit to talk about this week.

We took a bye week to enjoy our second spring break amid a global pandemic and we really need a ray of sunshine to get us through this offseason. Luckily, the draft approaches. And it's STACKED.

Toss your mock draft in the dumpster right next to the Houston Texans' organization, because we've got massive trades and impressive pro days sending a shockwave of implications across the entire league.

Carson Wentz lives in our minds rent-free and Andy Dalton is the new face of the Chicago Bears. Needless to say, Aedan and T have some feelings and Luke's just here to add fuel to the fire.

T returns to the pod to discuss all the QB's and their crazy-ass contracts. Plus, how are teams cooking the books with these weird conversions of future-dough to signing bonuses at will. We're not accountants, but it seems weird doesn't it?

The title says it all. But we're feeling extra silly in this ep as we mull over where Watson may go and the implications of lots of teams' forthcoming cap space rapture.