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A penis in a wine glass? Anal on the hotel balcony? Boy, do we have some listener’s messages for you!! This week Sophie and Jamie are joined by Tarot and Psychic reader, Fiongal Greenlaw, who will be predicting Sophie and Jamie’s future together. Are they twin souls? Or are they destined for chaos?  Plus, Sophie and Jamie discuss the week’s highs and lows - from Vesper’ing down the M25 to att...

Buckle up baby! Our return as NewlyWeds is here and we are back with a bang!!! This week we get into the nitty gritty details of Jamie and Sophie’s honeymoon. Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And why did Sophie wear the same dress everyday?  PLUS Sophie and Jamie answer all of your unanswered questions with a special section of listeners questions - for...

GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG 🚀 All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty... Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places… Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabl...

WE'RE ON HONEYMOON! But of course, we haven't forgotten you! Here's a little gift for your ears, to keep you satiated while we're away, and we'll be back very soon... (And if you love what you hear, you can SUBSCRIBE here: https://shows.acast.com/write-me-dirty) Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets. Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists wi...

Grab the tissues, and perhaps a lift raft, cos the tears are flowing in this FINAL episode of NearlyWeds. Jamie and Sophie are fresh off the back of wedding and boy have we got a treat for you and them as we relive the wedding - all the speeches - the best men, the father of the bride, the groom - plus live reactions from friends and family on the day. Thank you to Producer Jack for pouring his he...

13 months, 59 weeks, 413 days, it’s been a rollercoaster but we’re finally here. We made it. Pat yourself on the back ‘cos we’re going to the chapel baby, YEHHAAA!!!! Jamie and Sophie are getting married. It’s the wedding episode!!  We’re taking you behind the scenes, chatting to the couple’s nearest and dearest.  But before we get to "The Day," we’re hanging out with Jamie and Sophie at...

The Lie Detector test is back and better than ever! Just days to go until the Spanish wedding, Jamie and Sophie Bring Mark back to the studio for an even more explosive test. Will Jamie reveal whether he still masterbates? Does Sophie think their sex has become stale since the wedding? And Did Jamie invite paparazzi to the London Wedding??? PLUS… Producer Jack and Producer Jemima make their Nearly...

Three weeks to go until the wedding! Two very special guests have flown all the way from Spain to join us this week.  First, Jamie and Sophie’s wedding cake designer, Kat for some very last minute cake tasting. Plus Lucia, the couple’s wedding planner lets us in on what Jamie and Sophie are REALLY like as clients. Listeners messages are off the richter scale this week and a special shout out...

Another hectic hectic week on NearlyWeds. Sophie gives her run down on EXACTLY what happened on her hen do! Plus, the INCREDIBLE Tally Gilbert from @pinkystudio__ comes in to the pod who has written incredible personalised poems for every single one of the guests at the wedding! Again, thank you so much for all the amazing messages this week. And a particular shout out to everyone who's sent us in...

This ep could be a little awk, mixed with a lot of beauty. Jamie and Sophie did it. They got married. Wowzers. Sophie Laing. Let it ring round your ears. Let it perch round your lips. Laing... or is it Lang? Who knows. The couple discuss all things looooove, and the big day. They're also joined by best friends Spencer and Vogue, who seemingly were not invited to the wedding, and we'll be honest, i...

Jamie unexpectedly invites Ella a divorce lawyer on to the show to talk all things divorce and prenup. Turns out they could both be in for a lot of ££ if they split, but will they sign anything this ep? You can contact Ella here: @ellewels and @thefamilylawlawyer Plus, the couple are back from a little holiday away to Portugal, they talk all things driving, golfing and being naked, obv.  Shou...

Personal trainer, weightlifting champion and all round legend Shaun joins us this week as we ramp up the fitness ahead of the wedding. Sophie and Jamie go head to head to find out who’s got the better bum.  Plus, we look back at the live show for the first time, listening to some never before heard clips, and let’s just say, Sophie’s entrance is HILARIOUS.  Thanks so much for listening x...

Jamie returns to the podcast with more than a headache. What did Jamie do on France? Were there strippers? Did ‘good men’ return? Plus, Jamie goes to try on his wedding suit for the first time. Listen to find out how many inches he’s put in his shoes.  We had an amazing live show, where you’ll hear clips in the next show. Thanks to everyone that came!  Huge shout to Abs and Seb for the P...

Seeing as so many of you missed out on our live show, we thought we'd give you a little something extra! A bonus, scandalous episode of the pod this week in partnership with Audible. Jamie and Sophie talk all things rebound to celebrate the release of the brand new exclusive audiobook, The Rebound.  What would it take for them to walk away from each other? What was Sophie’s nightmare proposal...

Ring ring, ring ring  “Hello, it’s the stripper waiting outside” This week Jamie is off to his stag do. The Big One. Which means one thing and one thing only... a hen takeover! Sophie invites her best friends and bridesmaids, Bella & Emily onto the podcast to talk all things stag (totally calm and chilled about it). Things heat up, as the girls decide to prank call one of the stags. ...

So much has happened this week! We've moved into our new studio, it's really nice, and we wanna say a big thank you to Dusk for the sofas and to Bloomin' Artificial for all the bloomin' plants in the studio! Jamie flies to the south of France to taxingly find the perfect wine for his wedding, I know, life's tough. A massive thank you to Jeany and Stephen! You can find them on Insta here: @maisonmi...

Jamie’s got a secret to tell, and it’s about his face. Some of you might know about it, some of you might not. In this episode, we find out exactly what he’s been doing with it, and what he plans to do with it… his face that is. Thanks to @ drmaryamzamani for coming on this week! We have the most beautiful propose the pod, this week from Callum.  Congrats to Poppy for winning two tickets to o...

It's another wet one. This week, Jamie reads out the letters he wrote the night the couple got engaged, it's all very cute! Plus, the wedding invites have gone out, only ten weeks before the wedding... oops. Our wedding favour was sent to us by @shaym1989 and features the stunning work of @priscilarodrigues_art Shout out to Saz for proposing the pod on the train announcement! She's our PTP winner...

The Wedding Dress Sophie tries on her wedding dress which begins and ends in chaos, plus we hear all about Sophie’s second hen do, which involves drinking, white dresses and bums.  Ae learn about the couples new nicknames and Jamie revealed a little too much about Sophie’s poorly stomach.  Thanks so much for the messages, and for this weeks ‘propose the pod’ jingle from Elise and the pro...

This week we divulge deep into Sophie and Jamie's party plans. What are they both doing? What's on the agenda? And will they survive the party? Jamie certainly thinks so. Plus, Jamie gets his suit requirements done, he's getting excited!  Thanks so much for all your amazing messages. And to our "propose the pod" this week from Mi.  Our "wedding favour" is from audioguestbook.  Thank...

Mel Schilling, relationship expert and “Married At First Sight” veteran joins us as we delve deep into Jamie and Sophie’s love life. It’s basically couples therapy. Are they meant to be together? Are they TRULY happy? You’ll have to listen to find out.  Shout out to Rosie Ashworth for proposing the pod this week sat in a dentist chair laughing whilst getting a filling.  Our wedding favou...

An odd combination of topics this week we admit, but would you expect anything else from your favourite couple??!!  Jamie and Sophie explore the world of wedding food as they try out a range of dishes from across the pond in Spain.  Things gets a little naughty after we hear some rather peculiar tales about butt plugs and Jamie reveals his bum slapping techniques whilst sat on a motorbik...

We’re back! This week, Sophie, Jamie and the whole team fly to Marbella to check out the venue. What does it look like? Is it the right venue? What music will Sophie walk up the aisle to? There was a fair bit of drama too, obviously.  Thanks so much for all your lovely messages last week, so many of them were very emotional. Listeners messages are back with a bang this week and we’ve got a ne...

After a very hectic Christmas and the wedding around the corner, Jamie and Sophie have decided to take this week off. But, we don’t like to disappoint, so this week we’ve got a very different episode, all about you. We want to celebrate love and in particular, YOUR love.  Expect tears, laughs and obviously lots and LOTS of L.O.V.E Thanks soooo much to everyone who sent in your voice notes, ho...

This week is probably our most well rounded episode, a little bit of everything.  For mains we have wedding advice from wedding planner, guru and all-round legend Georgie. For starters there’s a sharp injection of comedy, as we delve deep into Sophie’s dildo hiding habits and Jamie gets serious about his love, his sweet, sweet love for Sophie. For desert, we find out how Jamie REALLY feels… w...