New Rory & MAL

Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with people or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song...

We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated to the Act Bad Summer (check twitter to watch him dance on beat) We debate whether or not sign language at festivals is legit. DJ Drama decided to “make peace” with Meek during his set, while at Summer Jam, Cardi threw some shade at Ice Spice during h...

Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return after Rory’s album release party. We go over Rory’s press run and Amara’s (Rory’s Daughter) first flight experience. Julian “acted bad” at the release party while Demaris was hours late. RIP to Tina Turner, but Rory (probably) felt a way base...

Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father to a beautiful baby daughter. The bare minimum team continues to grow. Somehow we bring Spreadie Gibbs into this conversation. Rory shares his new perspective on life and how being a girl dad has changed him. We all reflect on moments from our childhood. F...

***IMPORTANT NOTICE*** We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention his daughter. We did however talk about Fatherhood Rory on this week's Patreon (available now) This Friday is when we'll discuss Rory's daughter and his album!  Today we start with a classic controversial Mal take which leads to us discussin...

Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Rory's album that officially drops next week! This episode the crew talks about Jay-Z wanting to open a whole casino in the middle of Times Sq, and why Rick Ross doesn't care about permits for his future car show. Then we get into Charlamagne finally pa...

We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin his career. We react to his second suspension. Meanwhile, Lil Durk is doing his best to escape a lifestyle that Ja seems to be running towards. J Cole has a line that sparks a conversation about rappers that passed. We then discuss the diffi...

Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age...

We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise him for his birthday. Admittedly this was a big weekend for the team. Not only did we get a new studio, but Demaris is now Cardi B’s family. We react to the clip from Cardi’s IG Live of her shouting out Demaris for support. Cardi also has some words d...

First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the son of Jake, a happy May the 4th be with you/birthday. NY had a big week with the Met Gala so we took it upon ourselves to review the cat-themed fits. Somehow this turned into us reminiscing on our favorite old cartoons. We come back to current events and...

It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t know it yet, but we have a surprise party planned for him (it’s okay, he doesn’t read the descriptions). Anyway, Mal was bumping knees court-side with Jack Harlow at the Knicks game. Sadly, only Jack was fortunate enough to have Kyle Lowry j...

Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we speculate why Jack Harlow is deciding to put an album out now with no promo. This leads to a deeper discussion about Doja Cat’s speculative rap album. While they figure out how to shape their careers, Kendrick is in full stride after grossin...

Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fired. Over the weekend Demaris had a non-vip concert experience with a bumpy bathroom experience. Speaking of bumps, we react to Usher saying he’d do a Super Bowl Halftime show. Weekend 2 at Coachella has finally come to a close (sans Frank) and Latto u...

Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad (it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. D...

We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upse...

Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk about Coachella. Who keeps booking A$AP Rocky as a headliner? Let’s stay on music and discuss the new albums from Daniel Caesar & Rae Sremmurd. Is Daniel Caesar still canceled and why’d he call out Rory like that? and the Dalai Lama stil...

The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we get to the funnies. Religion has perfected the tax write off and pedo behavior. Do you, or have you, ever kissed your parents on the mouth? Speaking of predatory spaces, Hulu is making a Freaknik doc and aunties across the country are getting...

Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of the new location. This conversation leads to a deeper analysis of female rappers and what type of artists get pushed. Then we discuss the double-standard surrounding being bi-curious. In political news, Mal’s favorite Big T has officially been indicted. Wi...

Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin reunited with Whoreible Decisions and shared Demaris’s rose party, while Julian went to another Knicks game. Needless to say, none of us were at Dreamville. In Raleigh, Drake gave J Cole his flowers and dedicated a song to him so we ask which...

Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s album release. Then Mal shares how he saw Lil Nas X gliding at the airport. Unfortunately, but to no surprise, there has been another mass shooting (129th of the year). The team offers their opinions on this ongoing issue. We transition back to the fun...

Happy Ramadan to all who celebrate! Today we celebrate Baby D’s birthday by making fun of her. While she was away the rest of the team went go-karting with Larry June and Alchemist (YouTube Vlog coming soon) TikTok has taken over social media and now our courthouses. We discuss the ongoing congressional hearing, which sparks an informative discussion. Speaking of viral artists, Beyonce and Adidas...

Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re welcome) Everyone shares personal stories of how their relationships/friendships have evolved over the years, as well as how we’ve grown. Anyway, we’re off that deep shit. The second half of this episode we lighten the mood. Julian asks the rest of the team hip...

Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers...

Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had a mostly family outing to the Emotional Oranges show (Rory, Julian, Demaris, Eddin, Yomi). From here somehow we discuss which of us would survive being stranded. Who would you eat first? Anyway, Nicki agrees that Ice Spice is the new princes...

Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a shootout. Have you ever lost your phone? or worse, has your significant other gotten into your iCloud? In other news, Rory and Eddin’s DNA is at risk while Mal and Julian refuse to spit in a cup. Speaking of DNA, wooly mammoths are set to make a...