New Rory & MAL

This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation abou...

We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/...

We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (2...

On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemai...

Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’...

Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what se...

We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In...

We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather on Valentine’s Day of all days. Today, Rory & Julian are here to cover some nasty topics. First Rory’s ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’ merch is available now! In the spirit of Valentine’s Day we speculate if Mal is hiding a family (4:00) . Then we get i...

We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits (5:30). We recap our personal Super Bowl plans (13:15) . Rory claims Julian would have thrived where he watched the game. Meanwhile, Mal was home alone (shocker). We have the Mahomes and Brady convo before we jump into asking was this the best halftime p...

Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the truth behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remo...

We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react in real time (shoutout to everyone that joined). Before we get to the awards Rory shares some groundbreaking news regarding his family lineage. First we cover Jay Z’s speech which lends itself to a conversation about the agenda the award show may be p...

It’s funny how a clip you release can be taken out of context and spread all over the internet ultimately leading to endless hate. Oh well, we’re here to double down. Once again, the full Chris Brown & Quavo conversation is available on Patreon. (0:00) Today we briefly recap the viral moment and which leads to Mal & Demaris arguing again. We react to Nicki’s saying Meg wanted her Rihanna m...

We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Nicki beef (04:52) . We dissect everyone Meg dissed on “Hiss” and went through Nicki’s “Big Foot” lyrics. We express concern for Nicki’s health and how she’s positioned herself in Hip-Hop (24:47). Does Meg owe us a response record (39:10) ? We reminisce on...

It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into the leaked video call between Young Thug & Mariah The Scientist (16:51). Was this intentional or an invasion of privacy? This leads us right into the Taylor Swift deepfake photos (25:16). Immediately the room is split: Rory & Mal v.s. Julian &...

Anybody got a matchbook? We’re back with a mindblowing (pause) episode (0:00) . We begin with a trip down memory lane reflecting on David Blaine’s street magic & Criss Angel’s Mindfreak (04:40). This leads to a conversation about our beliefs or lack thereof in magic, ghosts, aliens, and zombies (16:11). Is the NFL scripted? We go over this past week's games and speculate Jason Kelce and the ML...

We will, we will rock you. It’s Friday and we’re coming in hot (00:00). Mal did a Discord live on Wednesday night where we learned MLK walked so he could nut (07:39) . We learn a brief history on manipulation of how history is retold (13:02) . Then Rory shares a video of him in the pool and challenges Julian to a race (17:30) . We’re nearing festival season and Coachella / Gov Ball dropped their r...

It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week ( 0:00 ) . Immediately Rory and Mal discuss the rats they once knew and share some common ground ( 6:00 ). Then we get into the ‘Book of Clarence’ low ticket sales and how underwhelming the Jay Z & D’Angelo song turned out (09:25). We get into the most pressing topic on the timeline, Mos...

Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has been developed. We speculate on the lack of media coverage about the very illegal tunnels dug in Brooklyn. Pivoting to other illegal activity the Young Thug trial is back on the timeline. This revived the SWWTP clip after “Lifestyle” was played in court...

We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause of the episode) First, Jonathan Majors and his GMA interview…then American Hero Gyspy Rose and her husband. We break down this extreme case of munchausen by proxy and, like always, judge everyone involved. There were plenty of pause moments throughou...

Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. They include Rory’s thoughts on the people that wait for the ball to drop in Times Square, Mal’s thoughts on Starbucks, Demaris being a real nerd, and Julian meeting Bradley Cooper. Anyway, it seems like the more in 2020-More stands for more beef. Ka...

This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave behind in 2024. We go down some of the craziest stories of the year: Spy Balloons, Big Red Boots, UFOs, Jonathan Majors, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, Bobbi Altoff, the list goes on. Now it’s time for the music. We rank our top albums of the year and discu...

This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple months ago with the thought leader/block chain enthusiast, 19 Keys. We begin with the scam that is NFTs. This evolves into a broader conversation about the metaverse and crypto currency. We’re overloaded with information but somehow the aliens have slipp...

Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the episodes wait till you hear when there’s no edit button. In the holiday spirit Rory wants everyone to know Santa is white. Meanwhile, a real life santa Anthony Edwards sent a lot of money for his own peace of mind. In other sex news, there are people get...

We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give our predictions for Kanye and Ty’s upcoming album. Rory then airs out his grievances with Complex regarding their latest list. It’s personal and we know why. Kai Cenat invited Nicki into his latest stream. We discuss this and the state of hip-hop journali...

Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal to the brotherhood, the guys went to a Spotify creator dinner (full prediction of the dinner available on Patreon). Mal shares with us how Rory ruined the event. In other “awkward” news Travis Scott and John McEnroe face off on a zoom call. We call...