Never Surrender - a GWS Giants AFL podcast

Oh. My. God. (in a secular way, which is more meaningful we think). Your Giant Appetite for 2019 Flag Glory is one weekend afternoon from satiation. Needles, Bartman and Growler drag themselves away from booking flights and bumming Grand Final tickets off mates to present Never Surrender by The Squinters, the GWS Giants AFL podcast about one of the teams playing in the 2019 AFL Grand Final(!) afte...

AFL Tribunal who art in Melbourne, forgive Toby his trespasses, as he forgives those who trespass against him. Apart from that self-inflicted black cloud we in our GWS Giants guernseys are still in a stormzy of joy as the boot and glutes of the Little Giant Man checkside us one step closer to 2019 Flag Glory. Hard, gutsy, against the odds, season-defining victories like what was won on the weekend...

FREE TOBY GREENE! So we don't talk about Tobes being sent to the big house because we done the pod on Saturday night and all we saw was Easton Wood grinding his elbow into Toby's mush, but WABOBS. The fix is in. Anyway, plug in and come back with Never Surrender by The Squinters to the chirpier AFL times of Saturday night. Indulge yourselves in the GWS Giants' glorious victory with Growler, Sparro...

THE SQUINTERS' MEDIA STATEMENT ON COGS' RE-SIGNING. 'Look at the list Look how they’ll grow with you And win flags with you Yeah they were all orange U came along U signed your name for us I wrote a song for you And it was called "Orange" So then U took your pen Oh what a thing to have done And it was all orange Your foot Oh yeah, your foot and leg Don’t miss going inside fifty I know, you love to...

A win's a win's a win's a win! Amwerite? Specially when Jezza jags 9! The last home and away episode of Never Surrender by The Squinters' first season drops with a controversial clang! Bubs, Bartman and Needles dissect Growler's online 8chan-worthy manifesto justifying his Leon-out campaign, Bubs brings some shocking GWS Giants goal-kicking accuracy stats to the table, we listen to RoMac's clip fr...

What can we say? Our erstwhile Orange, White and Charcoal champions, the GWS Giants, might have given-up two-goalless second halves in a row (wait till you hear RoMac's stat on that!), but The Squinters will Never Surrender! (see what we did there?). RoMac, Cheese and Needles take this pod right back to its roots with 50 fabulous minutes of unfiltered, uninformed and unauthorised AFL speculation a...

Here it is! The Squinters have delivered Never Surrender's ground-breaking, much-promised, long-awaited real-time podcast from the Hawks game at the Golden Egg in Canberra. GASP! with Needles as snow begins to fall in the first quarter, SYMPATHISE! with Sparrow (the Squinter formerly known as Dunsy) as he slumps from chirpy but concerned at half-time to despair and disgusted by the final siren, AG...

Relax, Giants freaks! Like Barto, we're back! The Squinters have flown this week's pod all the way back to Canberra after pathetic pre-Brexit British wifi made uploading impossible. Recorded live with London atmos, Needles, Mal Michael and special guest Squinter wannabe The Doc deliver very vague post-curry speculation about Saturday's lovely two-point three-in-a-row win over the Swans from the fr...

Deep within the political bowels of Parliament House, the Squinters take Chris Bowen through a second Question Time in Chat-Up's second episode. In another exclusive interview, and his first Giants-focused media appearance since the election, C-Bo (not C-Bomb!) paints a word picture of the orange merch in his office, his Road to Damascus conversion to AFL and GWS, what it's like to be pantsed by H...

TWO IN A ROW! Guest IX (the Squinter otherwise known as Mal Michael) makes a second appearance on the back of a second GWS Giants gut-slogging, Jezza-tackling-in-the-backline one-point big W over the 'Power without 2019 Flag Glory'. Bartman returns from the Riviera via the operating table and Growler emerges from the nursery to talk up that win and our now Giant top-four chances, sadly salute Adam...

EASY! Podcasting is fun again! The Squinters turn Never Surrender into an industrial-strength passion session for the Orange Boyz after their Captain Green-led pantsing of the 'Pies! Needles and Coco guide Cinque and Mal Michael (the last members of the Squinters Squad to make their appearance on Never Surrender and cough up their origin stories), through the mysteries of AFL/GWS Giants pundit...

At the time just six weeks ago the only and best GWS Giants official unauthorised AFL podcast seemed like such a good idea! But the Giants Never Surrender (even if they aren't quite winning right now) and neither do the Squinters. This week Coco and Bubs go on a deep dive with Needles and foundation Squinter RoMac who brings us yet more squad freshness with a sparkling Bobby Hill debut. We throw p...

Here they are! Ignoring frankly awful microphone distortion and the confusing loss of a key audio track 5/6ths of the way through the pod, The Squinters are launching our new GWS Giants AFL podcast spin-off with an exclusive interview. For the first time Katie and Murray talk publicly about every romance-drowned detail leading up to and away from (wink) their engagement in matching Giants fleeces....

The week Never Surrender by The Squinters was proclaimed (by The Squinters) as the GWS Giants' official unauthorised AFL fancast, ends with The Squinters grumpily booting figurative cats around proverbial loungerooms as they come to terms with a terrible microphone set-up and an even worse Giants pantsing. Long-time (Bubs and Growler) and short-time (Dunsy) Squinters become first-time opinionated...

The Squinters take Never Surrender LIVE to the boundary line of the epic GWS Giants Magoos vs Sydney University NEAFL clash under Henson Park's Friday Night Lights. Cheeeeeeeese, first-grade and first-class debutant Lawso and special comments merchant CTrizzle join Needles to swear poetically about our surrender to the Bombers the night before, consider some very juicy Squinters scoops, announce t...

Never Surrender to your first bonus episode - 100% conjecture, 0% facts! The podcast that The Squinters were never gonna make, got made with a show so far gone past post-facts and post truth it doesn't catch up to the zeitgeist, it is the zeitgest! Coco calls in from the Dallas Taranto Family Homestead to join Bartman, Cheeeeeeeeeese and Needles in swinging away with the big bats at a big bye week...

Never Surrender by The Squinters is back with our difficult second episode. Bartman and Cheese come off the bench for their first times to join Needles on the interweb's best (because only) Giants fancast with some trademark uninformed and uncomplimentary Squinters conversation about Malcolm Blight, have a listen to how good Bartman's pen can click, review the victory over the Kangas, work out who...

In the first cast of the first (and best) Giants fancast, the concept is proved by Spiritual Heart and Soul of The Squinters Coco - who patches in from Dallas, Texas, US of A, his morning before the Giants played and went down fighting hard to the Adelaide Crows in a R12 grind at the Adelaide Oval. He and Needles discuss their Squinters origin stories, give two hot takes on the loss and the upcomi...