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Anti-Semitism is a gateway conspiracy Trump selling an Ab Machine Rathy's art of the deal

The NRL Integrity Unit Durry Sparks Vicious Glassing Wuhan Batman

This week's headlines: - Surf and Turfed: Bondi Strongman arrested as beaches set to reopen - Kim Jung Un: Was it one too many burgers for chubby despot - Rich old conservatives pretend they're missing life of socialising - Patient Zeros big day out: From lab to wet market - Govt Tracking App: Scum with flip phones left in the lurch - Cruises take bookings for 2021

This week's headlines: - China Mc Donalds apologizes for banning black people - Wet markets in Wuhan reopen, crayfish sold! - Super Spreader! - Backpackers are the new immigrants Australia hates - NRL pushes to start playing again - Trump cuts funds to WHO - Ebola case appears in Africa

As technology advances our culture becomes retarded, from Socrates to Jumanji 3, finding meaning, why we love unikely animal friends videos, the higher self, the super ego, the sistine chapel and god in our minds and shit...

Influencers are a disgrace, CEOs emails, Elon Musk, Robots, Emo Rap, Going on a cruise with Dawkins and Zizek.

Jay Z selling printers, the future of advertising, sex robots etc.

The best yet of bad gig stories - Dan heckled by a pregnant woman in labour etc.

A must listen - Dan's ridiculous experience being the lead in an RACQ ad, Comedy in Taverns VS Hotels, nostalgia, technology and the end of culture.

Back from LA, Brisbane is too small, Running into someone you know, my friend who's dead on the inside etc.

LA, lunatics, Snoop Dog having a panic attack, alternate drugs, North Carolina

Cafe bathroom politics, Dan being disrespected, revenge fantasies, Sisyphis and other wog myths. 

Rugby league players and Huawei, The Australian newspapers sympathy for oligarchs, the luxury experience of Norwegian prisons etc.

Old Australian BEER ads, FAKE NEWS in the past and how it works NOW. 

Why a welfare cheat, bong smoker is the rebel of our time, my mushroom trip, if society is becoming fascist, what kind of fascism would it be? 

Bikies with a heart of gold, bullying people at yoga, a magician who ran confidence workshops and so on... 

If Queensland rugby league players hosted the Oscars.

How smoking ice might make you a better lawyer.

Crows, Fat shaming, Ja Rule and Poke bowls, being a bee, Asian Bunnings, Rodney Rude etc. 

Why believing in something is important. Religion, who created the first god? Why we need belief and how comfort has taken over our lives.

Do nothing with your life or do something? Buddah, Will Power, Pixar films as a piece of fascist propaganda.

VW, Hugo Boss and Nazis, brain chemicals, Trump twitter, ancient Greek philosophers VS modern Greeks.

The Indy 500! PLUS! My son laughing at my tits bouncing, middle age and how we don't know how to exist when we get there.

Me on my own this week talking about my family and the notion of the "last man" 

Rathy's fantasy of working in an accountant firm, having a cab driver you ran from crash your gig, the actual PC police, standing up to violent men in front of your girlfriend and much much more.