Neurotic News

It's Time To Hurl Dead Bodies Into Kids Playgrounds Comedians Writing Kids Books - Cash Grab Dog lovers Now Comfortable With Bourgeois Bestiality Being Kink Shamed In The 50s Undercover Homeless Live In CEOs Mansion

If You Have AIDS We'll Call You Monday Mostly Unlikely Dating App Hook Ups A NON-Morbidly Obese Improv Troupe

A Paramedic Kicked In My Door Forming Meaningful Connections with Porn Bots Corporations Corporations Filling Moral Void Left by The Church

Times Too Weird For Weed, Snoop Doggs Anxiety Disorder Nightmare Gig: Reprimanded by Smart Casual Bundy Shirt Tik Tok: Narcissism VS National Security

Earnest corporate ads during COVID Cancel culture, aliens and pick up artists If China invades Asian impressions are acceptable The 21st Century luxury trap

Adult Sleep Overs An Inevitable Tragedy: Tradie Dies from Mother Energy Drink Bonanza Daily Telegraph Bullies Victorians: 'Whimps'   

- Death of The Aussie Larrikin! (often a witty murderer) - Advertising: A psychopath at a party trying to fit in - Sleep Apnea is Now Sexy - Western Collapse: Living Under a Woke Warlord  

- American Collapse and the Hollywood Imagination - NRL Returns, Ted Bundy and Coke - Doctor Returns to Cruise Ships, Like Event Horizon

Headlines this week:  Anti-Semitism is a gateway conspiracy Trump selling an Ab Machine Rathy's art of the deal Watching Contagion stones during a contagion Palate of the plebs  

The NRL Integrity Unit, Durry Sparks Vicious Glassing, Wuhan Batman.

Headlines: - Surf and Turfed: Bondi Strongman arrested as beaches set to reopen - Kim Jung Ung: Was it one too many burgers for chubby despot - Rich old conservatives pretend they're missing life of socialising - Patient Zeros big day out: From lab to wet market - Govt Tracking App: Scum with flip phones left in the lurch - Cruises take bookings for 2021

News of the world broken down by Damien Power and Dan Rath This week's headlines: - China Mc Donalds apologizes for banning black people - Wet markets in Wuhan reopen, crayfish sold! - Super Spreader! - Backpackers are the new immigrants Australia hates - NRL pushes to start playing again - Trump cuts funds to WHO - Ebola case appears in Africa

As technology advances our culture regresses, from Socrates to Jumanji 3, finding meaning, why we love unlikely animal friends videos, the higher self, the super ego, the sistine chapel and god in our minds and shit...

Influencers are a disgrace, CEOs emails, Elon Musk, Robots, Emo Rap, Going on a cruise with Dawkins and Zizek. 

Jay Z selling printers, the future of advertising, social media, sex robots (again) etc. 

The best yet of bad gig stories - Dan heckled by a pregnant woman in labour etc.

A must listen - Dan's ridiculous experience being the lead in an RACQ ad, Comedy in Taverns VS Hotels, nostalgia, technology and the end of culture. 

Back from LA, Brisbane is too small, Running into someone you know, my friend who's dead on the inside etc. 

LA, lunatics, Snoop Dog having a panic attack, alternate drugs, North Carolina.

Cafe bathroom politics, Dan being disrespected, revenge fantasies, Sisyphis and other wog myths. 

Rugby league players and Huawei, The Australian newspapers sympathy for oligarchs, the luxury experience of Norwegian prisons etc.  

Old Australian BEER ads, FAKE NEWS in the past and how it works NOW. 

Why a welfare cheat, bong smoker is the rebel of our time, my mushroom trip, if society is becoming fascist, what kind of fascism would it be? 

Bikies with a heart of gold, bullying people at yoga, a magician who ran confidence workshops and so on... 

If Queensland rugby league players hosted the Oscars etc.