John Crist

Net Positive with John Crist

Comedy EN ↓ 218 episodes

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative

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John Crist

Episodes

Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn) 29.01.2025 1:42:21

Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Roches...

All My Neighbors 22.01.2025 1:18:08

Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/24-26 Raleigh, NC 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH...

Hammer The Over (w/ Trey Kennedy) 15.01.2025 1:55:18

Private firefighters, quests for men, marriage books, and influencer couples… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/24-26 Raleigh, NC 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson,...

Welcome, Everything’s On Fire (w/ Matt Fradd) 08.01.2025 1:28:40

A deep dive into which religion is best, plus the first ever Catholics vs Protestants Celeb Draft… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Brans...

Don’t Come Down Yet 25.12.2024 58:19

We had so much fun with the first round of holiday advice that we’re running it back. Not sure if we’re really helping anybody but… on the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre,...

It’s Always The In-Laws 18.12.2024 56:43

We opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus,...

Hand Turkeys (w/ Comedic Cody) 11.12.2024 1:20:56

Quitting your job to sell hand turkeys, what’s going on with TikTok, and why your Amazon packages are late… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 -...

Blind Side Situation (w/ Breland) 04.12.2024 1:16:43

Country father figures, red carpet snubs, cancelled lyrics, and kickin’ Shaboozey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilk...

White or Dark Meat? 27.11.2024 1:09:00

Thanksgiving origins, storming the field, recurring dreams, choosing your seat at church, and the wildest news segment of all time… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/...

Chick-Fil-A To Popeyes 20.11.2024 1:02:51

Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Ind...

Unburdened (w/ Brett Cooper) 13.11.2024 1:33:31

Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indian...

We Don’t Know Yet 06.11.2024 1:02:27

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - A...

Call Me a Fan 30.10.2024 1:09:44

The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - T...

I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis) 23.10.2024 1:26:15

Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/5 -...

Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson) 16.10.2024 1:25:58

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, G...

These People?? 09.10.2024 1:18:27

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol...

Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh) 02.10.2024 1:22:30

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens,...

Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton) 25.09.2024 1:24:57

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux...

175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown) 18.09.2024 1:12:45

Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - S...

I Wish It Was You 11.09.2024 49:38

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenn...

I Got A Thing… 04.09.2024 1:16:41

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shi...

Secret Yarmulke 28.08.2024 1:12:34

Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, M...

The Book of GPT 21.08.2024 1:07:16

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana,...

Tickets to the Wedding 14.08.2024 1:16:47

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN...

Olympic Privilege 07.08.2024 1:19:56

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Ch...