John Crist
Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: johncristcomedy.com
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Episodes
Toes & Nails 29.04.2026 1:12:08
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ROCKET MONEY: Stop was...
$26 Entree 22.04.2026 1:15:12
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com...
Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup) 15.04.2026 1:44:35
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinka...
Bunnies & Eggs 08.04.2026 1:13:33
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 Free meals + Free Nutribullet® Ultra Plus+ 2-in-1 Compact Kitchen System (a $189.99 value) on your 3rd bo...
Tink Tink 01.04.2026 1:12:49
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ShipStation: Go to https://Sh...
Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper) 25.03.2026 1:36:22
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ZOCDOC: Stop putting off tho...
More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist 18.03.2026 1:01:28
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable,...
The Roast Of Net Positive 11.03.2026 1:46:47
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code N...
Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins) 05.03.2026 1:31:12
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SHIPSTATION: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. COVE: Go to https://covesm...
POV Stomach 25.02.2026 1:20:04
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positi...
Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard) 18.02.2026 1:36:15
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www. Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart...
Mental Physical Therapy 11.02.2026 1:28:34
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http:...
Pause All Parties 04.02.2026 1:09:05
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS TRUE CLASSIC - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/NETPOSITIVE! #trueclassicpod COVE - Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code...
No Hang List 28.01.2026 1:17:12
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY - Visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive right now to download the Glorify app for free ROCKET MONEY...
License To Preach 21.01.2026 1:10:29
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/8 Nashville, TN (Moved f...
Green Room (w/ ERNEST) 14.01.2026 1:19:18
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, W...
Fraudanese 07.01.2026 1:14:47
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI ...
Why’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble) 31.12.2025 1:36:42
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockf...
Holiday Quests 24.12.2025 1:25:48
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford...
New Creature 17.12.2025 53:51
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rock...
Uber Ambulance 10.12.2025 1:19:34
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/13 - Johnstown, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA...
Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof) 03.12.2025 1:48:33
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 1...
Blood Vacation 26.11.2025 1:15:36
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11...
Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson) 19.11.2025 1:39:23
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11...
Watch My Bags 12.11.2025 1:15:07
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, C...
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