Nerf's LOLs at 5:05

You've out smarted your alarm app for too long.  Time to take it to the next level. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love your cat?  OK but do you I-give-my-cat-diamonds-to-poop-on love your cat?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Putting to rest another tragic Colorado Rockies season.  Special guest commentary from Dinger. RIP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greeley claps back versus Fort Collins in this political attack add. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to put the FUN in FUNeral?  Flatlines has your FUNeral entertainment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you draft a fantasy football team, it's tradition to give it a cheeky name.  Here's a list of names that have already been taken, so you can look elswhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Casa Bonita is about to start taking reservations.  What's THAT going to be like? Let's find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The TV and Movies have both gone Chimp Crazy... here's the latest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The age old question... "What would you do with 1 Million Dolars." We take that question to the streets.  Next time, we won't do it just as the Phish show lets out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pumpkin Spice ALREADY!?!?!  Welp, there goes EVERYTHING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From last year.  Some people don't know when to quit Fantasy Football. True friends can't let them continue like this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of conventional meats?  Break the monotony with Human Meats! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take to the streets to hear what people are doing for Labor Day Weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What does labor day mean if say, you're not into "labor"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Educating Coloradans about Colorado!  Let's shine a spotlight on a small town nestled in between Lakewood and Littleton... Bow Mar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The C-List Local Sport you've all been obsessed with is boiling to a head!  The Beer-League Kickball Playoffs of the front range are about to KICK Off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This neighborhood is going downhill.  Somebody oughtta do somethin... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be careful where you park... and where you step. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Colorado Rockies are NOT Dead Last in MLB?  We're not going to stand for THAT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From 2011.  The government always has the BEST solutions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The parenting industry has been soaking you for years on all sorts of things!  Well now your baby can be wrinkle free! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The drams that go on in the suburbs... Only one thing to do... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...not even going to TRY to spell "au revoir"... so Peace out Paris!  Games Over! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Test your knowledge!  It's Denver Broncos Jeopardy.  Find out more about the roster! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you tend to get injured, or just do stupid things when you're stoned?  Looks like you need Stoner Mutual Insurance... stoner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.