Nerf's LOLs at 5:05

Bad things just happen... when you're stoned?  Quick, get yourself some Stoner Insurance! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again!  Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hate Daylight Savings (coming up Saturday night)? Here are some alternatives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How about more quality health tips from a guy who knows... RFK Jr. and his brain worm! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's go to the top healthcare official in the land (and his brain-worm), and get healthy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All these calls... what does one do?!  Introducing, DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intercom announcements recently overheard at the White House. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK, let's try this again.  How do we get people to watch local news?  Let's try... CLOWNS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Valentines Day.  If there is just too much sex in your life, try Marriage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alone on Valentines Day?  Grab a Brad Bot 3000.  Every bit the same fixer-upper that human men are! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying to stay warm? Coats are for suckers, try FAT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local news is in a ratings slump.  Trying out new things to attract an audience.  Let's try pirates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overheard at a super bowl watch party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwback Thursday, Nostradumbass predicts the superb0wl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, I need MORE dos and don'ts for Valentines Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What you should and should NOT do on Valentines Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hottest... er coolest new vacation destination is Greenland! Book it today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you're in the halls of the White House on a Tuesday in 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Checking in at the White House to see what's going on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having trouble remembering the things you need to... remember? Try Recall! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Got no money?  Stop wasting it on a place to live, live in a CAVE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get the DAD-BOD everyone's raving about at 24 Hr. Fatness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take to the streets, to hear how people get through this long boring month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AHHH what is that on my calendar!!!?  It's January.  OOOOOO lameseys. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Broncos play the Buffalo Bills Sunday in the Playoffs.  But what do we really KNOW about... Buffalo? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.