Neostalgia

In this episode, we spend the first 20 minutes discussing movies we've seen lately and birthday freebies (oops). Then we speed through the 5(!) most recent pet days before getting to the main topic - the Neopets data breach! We also have an intriguing business proposition, more user designs for pets, and a Neopets version of an iconic fanfic. Plus, we talk about which Muppet we're most l...

In this episode - after talking for about 20 minutes about what we've watched recently (including Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS), we cover the latest pet days and the exciting reveal of Mirsha Grelinek's girlfriend! Then we recap the final Altador Cup results and (lightly) dig into the surrounding controversy. Plus: some tasty user paintbrush ideas, talking about Neopets with your therapist,...

Hello again, friends! We hope you've been taking care of yourselves and staying hydrated. We have a new episode for you with some hot Nimmo takes, an "Altador Cupdate", and some delightful listener emails. Plus: contenders for the "rawest image on Neopets", Gross Food that's not so gross, and Wheel of Monotony boyfriends! Links: Neopian Times Editorial #962 The Progre...

This year's Altador Cup has officially begun, but neither of us are very excited about it. We bemoan the event's shortcomings, recap the latest pet days, and read some incredible listener emails. Plus: an update on Caroline's Scourge of the Lab Jellies journey! Links: Fountain of Pride petpage (LGBTQIA+ directory) "A Cry For Custard" petpage (Custard pet designs)

It's our Altador Cup kickoff episode, and boy, do we have a lot to say!! But first, we've got two equally important personal updates to share and (unfortunately) more Neopets Metaverse news to discuss. Plus: listener mail, unpopular movie opinions, and some inconsequential confessions! Links: Chanty's "Aquatic Neopets as Maraquan Colour" Project TNT Statement Regarding NFT...

We've got a brand new episode for you, with our hot takes on the new pet colors, Neopian Times editorial highlights, and a recap of the charity art auction. Plus: a listener email takes us through the rollercoaster of DUCK trading, an important PSA about Flash games, and we reminisce about some favorite childhood books. Links: User designs for Toy pets Latest Neopian Times editorial (#960) Ne...

In this episode, we catch up on the latest "beta" update, various pet days, Festival of Neggs, select editorial questions, mysterious TikToks, and more! We've also got a bunch of listener emails about Flash games, paintbrush combos, the Darigan Lutari, a great Reddit thread, and a question that takes us on multiple tangents. Links: Neopets Beta Release Notes Neopian Times editorial...

In this episode, we cover April Fools jokes, UC pet glitches, and...new Neopets trading cards? Plus: the return of an old segment! Links: Customisation Glitches (Jellyneo article) DungDash announcement Article about the Neopets TCG launch Latest Neopian Times editorial (#957) Scourge of the Lab Jellies (Jellyneo game guide)

In this episode, we recap Scorchio Day and Illusen Day happenings and talk about the Chomby in the room (aka the Tyrannian Chomby redesign). Unfortunately, we do have some updates on the Neopets Metaverse. On the other hand, we also have a couple nice featured items (for once), some creative ideas for 8-Bit pets, and an incredible email from Kirsten! Links: Chomby Day Update (Jellyneo) 3D Visuals...

In this episode, we cover the new colors and outfits for Gelerts and Unis, a spicy question in the editorial, and some food-related boards posts. Plus: an avatar achievement, some delightful listener mail, and Hannah informs Caroline about a possible spider-pocalypse!* *Arachnophobes - skip 13:15 to 16:45 Links: Latest Neopian Times editorial (#955) Random Spontaneous Poetry Special User designs f...

In this episode: our takes on a plethora of new pet colors & outfits, UC news in the Editorial, and not one, but TWO Neopets-themed Wordle games! Plus, we discuss an unexpectedly wholesome exchange on the boards, which Neopets are the easiest to forget about, and two truly horrifying items! Links: The Tenth Annual Neopies Latest Neopian Times Editorial (Issue #954) Jordle (with Jordie!) WORDne...

In this episode, we cover Kacheek Day, Zafara Day, and the surprise return of the Neopies! We also discuss the mixed messages about game conversion coming from the Neopian Times editorial and how apparently the first gay character in Neopets canon will be appearing in...Island Builders? Plus, more on the Neopets Metaverse roadmap and an exciting Avatar Adventure! Links: TNT's Kacheek Day twee...

In this episode, we dig into the latest Neopian Times editorial and the shocking news that apparently no more games are being converted?!? We also discuss Funko Pops, Wordle, and our least favorite petpets. Plus, a listener blows our minds with their recent Neopets realization!

We regret to inform you that despite our best efforts, Jumpstart has released another match-3 game (sigh). Of course we cover the beta rollout of the game, as well as new Neopets merch and a small faerie-related controversy. Plus, we read listener mail, share our takes on the terrifying new Buzz color, weigh in on a debate about whether Aishas have fur, and more! Links: Scrapped Pets - Jellyneo&ap...

Happy New Year, Neostalgians! We're starting 2022 with a bang, discussing some memorable Advent Calendar moments, the release of purchasable pet slots in the NC Mall, and a shady survey from the Neopets Metaverse team. Plus, avatar updates and some new Neopets goals! Links: Neopets Fun Images Avatar Reset FAQ Burlap Kau Propaganda

In our "holiday" episode,  we present you with our hot takes on the egregious Steampunk Usul & the not-so-Stealthy Xweetok, some user ideas for avatars, and praise for the advent calendar. Plus, we discuss the new plushies and some festive featured items! Links: EZ Things TNT Can Do But For Some Reason Haven't Avatar Ideas Buddy Icon Avatars

This episode contains what is hopefully our last update on Neopets NFTs. We discuss how only about 20% of the original amount of NFTs were sold, how ugly and messed up the NFTs ended up looking, and some serious allegations from Dress to Impress. We also cover the new roadmap survey, the site's 22nd birthday, and the new plushies - including a mystery plushie that (post-recording) has been id...

We're in the New York Times! We share the backstory on how this happened and cover Korbat Day, Halloween, and the upcoming Neopets NFT launch. We also read some listener mail, which leads to us discussing Survivor (spoilers for last week's episode), a creepy Neogreeting, and more! Links: New York Times article by Madeleine Morley Neopets Metaverse launch announcement Jellyneo post on the...

It's our Halloween episode - hopefully it's not too spooky! We return to the topic of extreme haunted houses thanks to a listener email, and share some themed items, which spark a discussion about trick or treating experiences and candy rankings. And OF COURSE we cover the (long overdue) "beta" update and the three new converted games! Plus, updates on Neopets NFTs and some che...

Welcome to spooky season! We chat about horror movies and haunted houses before getting to the NFT of it all. We discuss Discord fails, stolen art, and a questionable meme tweeted (then deleted) by Neopets Metaverse. Plus, we read listener emails about topics ranging from bad vampire books to Neopian theology! Links: Jellyneo's NFT info page TNT's post on Oct. 4th Neopets Metaverse road...

In this episode, we've got a rundown of the Neopets NFT news and our reactions to it (spoiler alert - they are not positive!!). We also read a sampling of the many NFT-related Neoboard posts, and highlight some timely items! Links: Neopets NFT press release "The Climate Controversy Swirling Around NFTs" (The Verge) Herdy's petpage covering Neopets NFT drama Change.org petition

In this episode, we cover Kyrii Day and Draik Day as well as TNT's latest goof with Charity Corner. This week's Neoboards posts spark conversation about our favorite baby Neopets, words you use online but not IRL, and the possibility of a Neo Prime Directive. In our Kyriiosities segment, we spotlight a puzzling food item and a potentially traumatizing book. Plus - Hannah tries a new beve...

In this episode, we celebrate one of Caroline's favorite pet days - Meerca Day! We also discuss TNT's latest social media scandal and the big news about additional pet slots in the NC Mall. Plus, we learn some pigeon fun facts and dive into the new "reality shifting" craze.

In this episode, we cover the latest "beta" update and welcome the new Neopets community manager! We also discuss Neopian Yelp reviews, brownies, and our Zodiac signs. Plus - more information about the Cybunny inconsistency!

In this episode, we praise the recent pet colors before launching into a rant about the new survey (please, no match 3 games until the site is fixed!!!). Plus, we discuss our personal Olympics events, the pros and cons of summer, and a Neopets roast!