Neostalgia

In this episode, we welcome the 56th Neopet - the Varwolf! We learn more about Varwolves from their default petpage and speculate about whether they eat Kikos. We also discuss which fake Neopets (from the 2005 April Fools' Day prank) we'd like to see become real Neopets or petpets. Plus: a new set of featured items, another high school OC, and more! Links: April Fools' Day 2005 (Jel...

In this episode, we discuss the (sold out) Neopets Monopoly game, the controversial 25th anniversary "quests", and A NEW NEOPET! Plus: we reminisce about horse camp, learn about the history of Aquatic and Spooky petpets, and share another high school OC. 

In this episode, we catch up on all the news from the last two weeks, including new Premium perks, the quest log reroll feature, and various pet days. We also discuss Neopets "hear me outs", user submitted galleries, and changes to the Valentine Hissi. Also: will Hannah finally download Faerie Fragments now that there's an avatar? Listen to find out!

We kick off this episode by sharing the different ways we celebrated Valentine's Day and discussing some "Hear Me Outs" from a Galentine's Day party. We then dive into Neopets, talking about Zafara Day, Lenny Day, new merch, and the Neopets Year in Review. However, the real highlight is our live reaction to finding Hannah's old blog with joke OCs inspired by the Neoboards....

We finally made it to the Month of Awakening (aka February)! There hasn't been too much going on in the world of Neopets, but we do chat about the possibility of an "Idle Clicker Game", highlights from the January AMA, and Kacheek Day. Plus: customization complaints, the official kickoff of the Neopies, and our thoughts on the Oscar nominations!

In this episode, we share our hot (and not so hot) takes on the latest pet days, including a "beautiful" new outfit for Buzz (Buzzes? Buzzi?) and a surprise new Petpetpet. Plus: new merch, gallery advice, and more! 

Happy New Year! In our first episode of Year 27, we spend about 40 minutes discussing all the movies we watched during vacation before finally getting to the latest pet colors and outfits, and a recap of this year's Advent Calendar. Plus: complaints about Sakhmet Solitaire, the truth about the Faerie Beetroot, and some perplexing items.

Happy holidays! It's our holiday episode and our last episode of 2024, as we discuss Bruce Day, Wocky Day, the December AMA, and a new avatar. Plus: listener mail, Neopets Wrapped, some seasonally appropriate items, and more!

Welcome to the month of Celebrating! In this episode, Hannah has a hot take on the Advent Calendar/Neopets Premium discourse, we share our Black Friday purchases, and read a listener email about the Orlando birthday bash. Plus: Usul Day, Xweetok Day, and some puzzling items.

Happy 25th Anniversary, Neopets! In this episode, we cover all the anniversary happenings, including the new pet color, avatars, birthday bashes, and the Wheel of Celebration (which was fixed after we recorded this). We also dive into Neoboards discourse, Tayronto, and some crab related items. Plus: weddings we've attended and movies we've watched since the last episode (beware of spoile...

In this episode, we discuss Halloween tricks and treats, solve a Symol mystery, and react to the recently announced plot pause. We also talk about the upcoming birthday celebrations, Hello Kitty haters, and the icon we all know and love: Dead Chia!

Happy (early) Halloween! In this episode, we chat about horror movies and other movies we've seen recently (beware of spoilers!) for about 40 minutes before awkwardly transitioning to Neopets content. We've got hot takes on the latest pet days, the new Faerie Fragments mobile game, and The Void Within plot. Plus: new avatars, Halloween costumes, and some seasonally appropriate items!

We're back with almost two hours of content, some of which is about Neopets! After discussing our recent exciting life events, we share our hot takes on the new pet colors and outfits, and talk about the Altador Cup, Faerie Festival, and The Void Within. We also chat about Survivor (spoilers for the Season 47 premiere), lunch boxes, and chips (again). Plus: some scary featured items! Links: S...

Welcome to our mega catch-up episode! We've got multiple pet days to cover, plot updates, the Altador Cup, and several listener emails. Plus: our favorite kinds of chips, Juni vs. Dr. Landelbrot, and Usul Oppenheimer!

As usual, we spend about 30 minutes rambling about various topics before we get to important Neopets happenings like the Altador Cup, The Void Within plot, and not one but TWO new avatars! Plus: a listener prediction about future events, a snotty Aisha moment, and being honest with the chat. 

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days & plot developments and read listener emails about pop culture, TikTok, and avatar advice. Plus: ant smells and a deep dive into Roo Island, including their GDP and a potential succession crisis!

In this episode, we chat about MTV reality shows and movies we've seen before getting to the two most important topics: The Void Within plot and the Maraquan Nimmo. Plus: Quiggle Day, listener emails, and The Purge is coming!

In this episode, we discuss the latest pet days, the upcoming Void Within plot, and new Neopets merch. Plus: a Marapets anecdote from a listener, more fast food pets, and some cheeky boards posts! Links: May Neopets AMA recap (Jellyneo) Neopets at the Las Vegas Licensing Expo (Jellyneo) Fast food paintbrush concept by stratus365

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days and news, including some intriguing plot developments and some hypotheses about why and how inanimate objects are turning grey. Plus: a new avatar, potential replacements for the McDonald's Snack Wrap (RIP), and can Neopets wear high heels?

We have a shorter episode for you this time due to some technical difficulties (again)...apologies! We do have a recap of the latest pet days, the Festival of Neggs, and the April AMA with TNT (thanks to JellyNeo). Plus: our featured items, movies and shows we've watched recently, and an update on the Eras tour!

If you wanted to hear us talk about Taylor Swift's new album for about 20 minutes, you're in luck. Plus: some appropriately themed items, plot updates, a Neopets missed connection, and more!

In this episode, we recap the new UC pet styles and TNT's latest AMA before getting to the center of the discourse - this year's April Fools' Day prank! We read some listener emails that continue the discussion around Neopian historical events and whether Kiko is a frog. Plus: our favorite site events of all time, and references to Dune in Neopets!

In this episode, we catch you up on our adventures over the last three weeks before getting to the latest pet days, site updates, and some plot hints. Plus: extended Diddler lore, President Chia, wild suggestions from the Neoboards, and more!

Happy Gadgadsbogen! We've got a fresh new episode for you, with a follow up to our Banana Chia discourse, an unfortunate new Mynci color, and the conclusion of this year's Neopies. Plus: we discuss which historical events are canon in Neopets, and is it ethical for a Krawk (Neopet) to own a Krawk (petpet)?

In this episode, we share our weekend escapades and movies we've watched before catching up on the latest pet days and the Neopies. Plus: suggestions for skincare items and gross foods from the Neoboards, and DIDDLER IS NO MORE!