Neostalgia

In this episode, we recap our activities over the last three weeks and share our reviews of Jurassic World Rebirth before getting to the (limited) Neopets news, including a disastrous Flotsam Day and new merch for Comic Con. We also discuss things that cats do, the history of Pez, the 2025 Sanrio character rankings, and more. Also: support your local library!!!

Happy July! There wasn't too much Neopets news so please enjoy ~45 minutes of us chatting about movies, music, and TV before covering Nimmo Day, Kau Day, and the NC Mall refresh. We also discuss new avatars and Neopian cocktails, and answer a non-Neopets question posed on the NeoBoards.

We're back to cover the latest and greatest in Neopets news, including multiple pet days, an update to the Quest Log, and the Altador Cup mini-event. Plus: discussions around Island pet designs, celebrating Pride on Neopets, and an unusual listener question (spoiler alert - it's Taylor Swift related).  Links: Island Pets Redesign Neopets Pride 2025

In this episode, we share our experience with the Neopets x It's Boba Time collab and wildly speculate on possible future collaborations, struggle to make sense of the latest updates to the Styling Studio, and spend quite a lot of time talking about the Disney/Pixar classic, A Bug's Life . Plus: big changes to the Altador Cup, the new Neopian Task Force, a listener email, and more!

In this episode: the controversial new Mini Mystery Capsules, changes to the Neopets team, a boba collaboration, and a new petpet! Plus: internet crochet art, Neolodge tiers, an idea for a new quest involving the Alien Aisha, and more!

In this episode, we cover this year's April Fool's Day event, the conclusion of the Festival of Neggs, and the new Pastel Krawk. We also chat about what music we would play if we were given the Neo aux cord, read listener emails, and describe the last high school OC from Hannah and Sarah's blog.

In this episode, we welcome the 56th Neopet - the Varwolf! We learn more about Varwolves from their default petpage and speculate about whether they eat Kikos. We also discuss which fake Neopets (from the 2005 April Fools' Day prank) we'd like to see become real Neopets or petpets. Plus: a new set of featured items, another high school OC, and more! Links: April Fools' Day 2005 (Jel...

In this episode, we discuss the (sold out) Neopets Monopoly game, the controversial 25th anniversary "quests", and A NEW NEOPET! Plus: we reminisce about horse camp, learn about the history of Aquatic and Spooky petpets, and share another high school OC. 

In this episode, we catch up on all the news from the last two weeks, including new Premium perks, the quest log reroll feature, and various pet days. We also discuss Neopets "hear me outs", user submitted galleries, and changes to the Valentine Hissi. Also: will Hannah finally download Faerie Fragments now that there's an avatar? Listen to find out!

We kick off this episode by sharing the different ways we celebrated Valentine's Day and discussing some "Hear Me Outs" from a Galentine's Day party. We then dive into Neopets, talking about Zafara Day, Lenny Day, new merch, and the Neopets Year in Review. However, the real highlight is our live reaction to finding Hannah's old blog with joke OCs inspired by the Neoboards....

We finally made it to the Month of Awakening (aka February)! There hasn't been too much going on in the world of Neopets, but we do chat about the possibility of an "Idle Clicker Game", highlights from the January AMA, and Kacheek Day. Plus: customization complaints, the official kickoff of the Neopies, and our thoughts on the Oscar nominations!

In this episode, we share our hot (and not so hot) takes on the latest pet days, including a "beautiful" new outfit for Buzz (Buzzes? Buzzi?) and a surprise new Petpetpet. Plus: new merch, gallery advice, and more! 

Happy New Year! In our first episode of Year 27, we spend about 40 minutes discussing all the movies we watched during vacation before finally getting to the latest pet colors and outfits, and a recap of this year's Advent Calendar. Plus: complaints about Sakhmet Solitaire, the truth about the Faerie Beetroot, and some perplexing items.

Happy holidays! It's our holiday episode and our last episode of 2024, as we discuss Bruce Day, Wocky Day, the December AMA, and a new avatar. Plus: listener mail, Neopets Wrapped, some seasonally appropriate items, and more!

Welcome to the month of Celebrating! In this episode, Hannah has a hot take on the Advent Calendar/Neopets Premium discourse, we share our Black Friday purchases, and read a listener email about the Orlando birthday bash. Plus: Usul Day, Xweetok Day, and some puzzling items.

Happy 25th Anniversary, Neopets! In this episode, we cover all the anniversary happenings, including the new pet color, avatars, birthday bashes, and the Wheel of Celebration (which was fixed after we recorded this). We also dive into Neoboards discourse, Tayronto, and some crab related items. Plus: weddings we've attended and movies we've watched since the last episode (beware of spoile...

In this episode, we discuss Halloween tricks and treats, solve a Symol mystery, and react to the recently announced plot pause. We also talk about the upcoming birthday celebrations, Hello Kitty haters, and the icon we all know and love: Dead Chia!

Happy (early) Halloween! In this episode, we chat about horror movies and other movies we've seen recently (beware of spoilers!) for about 40 minutes before awkwardly transitioning to Neopets content. We've got hot takes on the latest pet days, the new Faerie Fragments mobile game, and The Void Within plot. Plus: new avatars, Halloween costumes, and some seasonally appropriate items!

We're back with almost two hours of content, some of which is about Neopets! After discussing our recent exciting life events, we share our hot takes on the new pet colors and outfits, and talk about the Altador Cup, Faerie Festival, and The Void Within. We also chat about Survivor (spoilers for the Season 47 premiere), lunch boxes, and chips (again). Plus: some scary featured items! Links: S...

Welcome to our mega catch-up episode! We've got multiple pet days to cover, plot updates, the Altador Cup, and several listener emails. Plus: our favorite kinds of chips, Juni vs. Dr. Landelbrot, and Usul Oppenheimer!

As usual, we spend about 30 minutes rambling about various topics before we get to important Neopets happenings like the Altador Cup, The Void Within plot, and not one but TWO new avatars! Plus: a listener prediction about future events, a snotty Aisha moment, and being honest with the chat. 

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days & plot developments and read listener emails about pop culture, TikTok, and avatar advice. Plus: ant smells and a deep dive into Roo Island, including their GDP and a potential succession crisis!

In this episode, we chat about MTV reality shows and movies we've seen before getting to the two most important topics: The Void Within plot and the Maraquan Nimmo. Plus: Quiggle Day, listener emails, and The Purge is coming!

In this episode, we discuss the latest pet days, the upcoming Void Within plot, and new Neopets merch. Plus: a Marapets anecdote from a listener, more fast food pets, and some cheeky boards posts! Links: May Neopets AMA recap (Jellyneo) Neopets at the Las Vegas Licensing Expo (Jellyneo) Fast food paintbrush concept by stratus365

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days and news, including some intriguing plot developments and some hypotheses about why and how inanimate objects are turning grey. Plus: a new avatar, potential replacements for the McDonald's Snack Wrap (RIP), and can Neopets wear high heels?