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There's a lot more ways to practice self care than bath bombs and nail appointments and we're here to figure out which way works best for us. We believe the best you is the rested and cared for you, but actually practicing healthy habits is easier said than done. Tune in this week as we sort out what self-care looks like for us and how we can just do it. 

If you're like us, holidays usually bring a bag of mixed emotions and unwavering commitment to plow right through it without any family drama. Whether you're surrounded by loved ones or having a meal for one this week, tune in and let us keep you company!

Did you love and live for The L Word (before things got weird of course)? Did you have high expectations for The L Word Generation Q? Do you have thoughts and feelings about season 2 of Gen Q? SO. DO. WE. This week we discuss our hopes and dreams for queer media and all the ways we deserve more.

Do you have an aversion to vulnerability while also wearing your heart on your sleeve? The good news is, you're not alone! Whether you've built a bad ass armor of pride in yourself or turn into a porcupine the minute things get hairy, listen along as we discover we still have a lot to learn in this life.

It's one thing to be a good friend and another to find one. This week we talk about what it's like being grown women and having little to no friends. If you find yourself struggling to make and sustain friendships, don't worry, you're not alone! #FOREVERALONE

If you're anything like us, reflecting on the past can be a frightful thing. After doing a hard dive through our old social media accounts, we stumbled across the terror-able days of our youth and let's just say that's one spooky season we hope to never revisit. Tune in this week as we cringe hard AF at our haunted past and try to find the silver lining in all of it.

We'll gladly take a booster shot to fight the most notable confidence criminal, aka Imposter Syndrome. It's a virus that runs deep and this week we chat up all the ways we feel inept for the job and how we plan to combat it.

We regret to inform you that contrary to popular belief, we still DO have disagreements. This week we suffer through an uncomfortable conversation involving a recent fight and how we managed to resolve it. In the words of every couple after an argument, "I may not always be right but even when I'm wrong I'm right".

In celebration of National Coming Out Day we thought it was fitting we provide a list of reasons to not come out. JUST KIDDING. But we do think it's important to remember some key truths in your coming out journey as you prepare to be your out and proud self! Tune in this week so we can not only show you some love but also cheer you on from the sidelines.

The good news is our vision board is manifesting hard AF; the bad news is we're also tired AF. Is there such a thing as balancing burnout or are we forever doomed to this sick cycle of life we endearingly refer to as "work hard, play hard"? With the way we've been feeling, right now we just want to #DIEHARD.

In case you haven't met yet, allow us to introduce you to our no-good friend, Anxiety, and its not-so-distant relative, Existential Crisis. Tune in this week to see how we manage our low points - and no, it doesn't involve that betch Mary Jane.

Can you be gay and also have a relationship with God? Is there a place for the LGBT+ community within the church? Is the word 'artifice' a verb or a noun? This week we ask the hard questions and attempt to answer the only way we know how - through humor and obscenities.

If we had a dollar for every year we've been together then we'd have ten whole bucks. Hey, we may not be rich, but we're definitely rich in love! Tune in this week to hear how we've lived, laughed, and loved over the past 10 beautifully gay years (which are a lot like normal years in case you were wondering).

If we had a dollar for every time we daydreamed about storming out of the office & giving our bosses the bird then we'd be in a better financial situation than we are now. But hey! At least one of us got to quit. This week Brittney discusses what lead her to finally quit her job & offers sound advice that you can apply to your own lives that doesn't involve starting an Only Fans or becoming Youtub...

Do you ever just sit back with a cup of tea and reflect on how terrible your parents can be sometimes? Well, we sure do! This week we discuss what it's like watching our parents celebrate our siblings' weddings while still healing from their absence at our own gay AF wedding. Give us a listen and together let's learn to live, laugh, and respectfully tell our parents to STFU.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their recent experience with reestablishing boundaries with loved ones.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share how creating a vision board inspired them to grab 2021 by the balls.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney chat about mental health and what you can do when having an existential crisis.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reflect on the past year and discuss what can be expected for the future of their podcast. Hint: They still got a whole lot of shit left to say. 

In light of recent CA earthquakes, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney learn how to assemble their own bug out bags in preparation for the next zombie apocalypse aka earthquake.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney connect over a fun card game and learn some new shit about each other.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their thoughts on what Pride means to them.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney prepare for a new season of life with a change in careers on the horizon.

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney converse with YouTube legend and ASMRtist Tyson Hamblin about Mormonism, porn, and a ton of other deliciously inappropriate shit.   Find Tyson on  YouTube

In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney interview Brittney's sister Reve and find out how farting led to finding her wife.