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Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from their annual trip to Maine... just in time to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. They do this by letting Brad do his week for five minutes, then diving into their unbathed weekend of drinking, fishing, drinking, axe throwing, drinking, eating, and drinking. Even if this isn't entirely accurate, the yearly Maine recap is worth its weight in Goldschlager... (Also...

Not a lot of podcasts offer you two-hour discussions of chapped lips, Chinese restaurants, gross food, paper straws, the "stinky pinky," AND the best side characters in TV and movies. But then again, NTS isn't just any podcast. Light up, drink up, and leave your brains at the door. The guys are here to lower the property value of your gray matter.  -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #ta...

Coming off the heels of a weird episode in Craig's backyard, the guys reconvened in Dave's luxury garage to get back on track. The result? Discussions of Underoos, shark parties, water park patrons, nipple tattoos, earwax, and Guns & Roses. It's nice to have them back to normal, isn't it? --- #ripodcast #podernfamily #humorpodcast #comedypodcast #gunsnroses #waterwizz #badtattoos #jaws #crushi...

After five days of rest and relaxation, Dave is back... and absolutely nothing changed. This week, the guys sat around a pool, were devastated by mosquitos, and had life-changing discussions about bland chicken, undercooked seafood, restroom karaoke, and our rising local celebrity status. Most of that sentence is true.  -- #ricomedy #ripodcasts #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast www.needle...

What happens when Dave takes a week off? Chaos, that's what. This happened, via discussions of comedian Joe List, QAnon customers, upright farting vs. seated farting, Lizzo's bananas, Marvel movies, and other things that are bothering them. Dave can't get back quickly enough... -- #lizzo #joelist #mcu #podernfamily #ricomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastg...

The guys are still recovering from their week-long, 300th episode hangover, so they were understandably a little low-key. But that didn't stop them from hitting the skull to cover all the usual suspects -- work, love, life, laughter, tree truck restrooms, Armenia, Greta Thunberg, and much more. Hit that stash, hit play, and let the chill wash over you.  --- #gretathunberg #comedypodcast #podernfam...

After 2,190 days, 52,560 hours, 171,853 beers, and 1.26 million poorly rolled cigarettes, Needless to Say is turning 300! This humble little podcast -- which no one believed would last -- celebrates more than six years of unwavering immaturity, occasional offensiveness, and a commitment to covering real topics for real people, in a really funny way. Raise one in the middle, then sit back and enjoy...

Right before their monumental 300th episode (and still recovering from Craig's party) the guys got together for a relaxed night discussing sun-baked crab, oblong nipples, actors who would play them in a movie, and the growing local legend of the Lady in the Mud...  --- #podernfamily #attleboro #swampreeds #ricomedy #ripodcast #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #humorpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com...

This week, there's no time for clever writing. Just know that this episode contains discussions of death row meals, dollar store drug paraphernalia, songs for movie soundtracks, non-vegan raccoons, adolescent male concerns, and the guys' new favorite sandwich, Meloni and Cheese.  --- #podernfamily #chrismeloni #comedypodcast #ripodcast #humorpodcast #elliottstabler www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www...

This week, the guys dive deep into the recent Titanic submersible news, handling it with all the grace and decorum you've come to expect. Also, Dave has a nighttime emission, Matt gets hood-cred permission, Brad continues to lose his inhibition, and Craig questions his wife's verbal cognition. Also, Chris Meloni's butthole comes up more than you'd expect. --- #podernfamily #oz #emeraldcity #chrism...

The NTS guys are overdue for a normal episode. Unfortunately, this isn't it. A week after being violated by cheap furniture, the guys reconvene to discuss an all-new listener question -- this time about tipping for takeout. Also, they get to Brad's rejection of religion, Matt's affection for appropriation, Craig's dinner decorum, and why Dave is an absolute creep of a neighbor. There's a little so...

This week, the guys had an unexpected fire lit under them. But instead of sitting and taking a pounding, they pushed back, leaned into the pressure, and ultimately stood together in the end. They discussed the unexpected rise of Matt Rife, unsung heroes of comedy, unnecessary graduations, and unregulated weed. (Oh, Dave also introduced a different type of destructive stool and the guys had a few t...

For the first time in weeks, all four guys are back at the table... just in time to discuss their medical conditions. Matt visited the dentist. Brad adhered to medicine labels. Dave explained rickets to new listeners. And Craig hit on his chiropractor. But they also get into a friend's question about music, alcohol, and how they combine to get us in trouble. Settle in... #comedypodcast #crackedmol...

The guys decided to take some time off and enjoy the long weekend. But that doesn't mean there isn't stuff to share. This week, they present the second half of their amazing conversation with Vietnam veteran, retired policeman, and -- perhaps most impressively -- Dave's father, the inimitable Captain Bill. When the guys aren't trying to win his approval, they get into some fantastic stories from B...

On the back of cold medicine bottles is a warning -- "Do not take if you consume three or more alcoholic beverages per day." Brad didn't listen. So, on a night when Dave was already missing, Brad mixed his IPA with some FDA, let Craig and Matt do the heavy lifting, invited his wife to join, and mush-mouthed his way through discussions of bad workplace behavior, worse eyeglasses, and a few skull to...

A lot of NTS episodes require a detailed explanation. This isn't one of them. Instead, for nearly 2.5 hours, the guys discuss the following items at length: The smells of a mid-week metal concert. Dave's adventures in airport restrooms. Craig's family piled on the lawn with broken bones. The cutting of trees. Elmer's glue. Yeah... they had one of "those" weeks... so buckle up and settle in.  --- #...

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily functions, and the proud nation of Armenia. No memory card could hold them back this week... --- #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypod...

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of these stories are lost forever... but until Craig decides to repeat them, we'll only have this episode to rely on... --- #ripodcast #podernfamily #comed...

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the week's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes they had left, they also jump into the Jonathan Majors hypocrisy and Twitter's blue checkmark scandal. But with 100% more genital jokes.  -- #jonathan...

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue's ongoing failure, Britney Spears' ongoing meltdown, Matt's ongoing search for a groundman... it's all here, alongside a truly cringe-inducing roundup...

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bill's amazing stories about Vietnam, police work, and perhaps most frightening of all, raising Dave. Here’s Part 1 of an amazing discussion with someone...

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all of the above, with all the bloodlust celebrity hatred you've come to expect from Needless to Say...  --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastg...

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught on hedges. Balls caught on hurdles. It's all there, as good as you remembered, yet fresher than cut grass at a high school track meet.  --- #gunsakim...

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. It's not their most polished episode, but that's a pretty low bar to begin with, anyway... --- #ryanreynolds #wrexham #mintmobile #skysharks #velocipa...

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about their home state, the state of Job Lot's aisles, and the mental state of Tiger Woods. So, grab a drink, throw your horns, bless your heart, and tune...