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A 30 year old, mostly straight, white male discusses the rare thrill of getting hammered at home with his wife, explains the hickey on his forehead, discusses his conversations with the floodgate operator, and goes into detail about the literal ants in his pants.

A 30 year old balding "once a week gym goer" makes fun of "work hard" instagrammers, illogical beat drops, and discusses some of his parenting goals.

A 30 year old(basically unemployed) balding white male explains the slow and steady downfall of the Louisiana Oyster Industry. But thankfully, he's got other business ideas in mind.

What does it mean to be the "greatest athlete of all time"? Most skilled? Most wins? Most sports played? All of the above? JP and I try to get to the bottom of it.

A 30 year old, decently fast, caucasian male is joined by a much much faster caucasian male, JP. In this episode, we talk about how beautiful the sport of rugby is and also JP's impressive rugby career, past and present.

Our favorite pod guest is officially signed up for his first MMA match! We discuss his nerves, goals, and sexual orientation leading up to the fight. We also discuss the latest drama involving Israel Adesanya slanging more N-bombs than Quentin Taratino.

A 30 year old balding caucasian male attempts to raise awareness for a condition many of our wives suffer from every night. Then, he rambles about the ridiculous concept of cultural appropriation. To wrap up the episode, I pitch a great reality TV show idea. Song by Sarah McLachlan I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 30 year old straight white male gives instructions on what to do in the lose-lose scenario of locking your keys in your truck AND waking up your sleeping bear, I mean wife. Also, I'm too immature to be a father. Lastly, I teach you how to deal with scammers.

A 30 year old caucasian male describes his experience while walking through "inclusive" Target. Then, he explains why he might be completely useless against a home-intruder in the middle of the night.

A 30 year old sweaty balding male describes Louisiana's heat and wonders about the mysteries of butt hair. Also, how many "Fast and Furious" movies do they have to make, for Paul Walker to rise from the grave and kill everyone involved.

We wrap up this Happy Hundo trilogy with hypothetical hell-raisers, Brandon and Cody. We start off with a simple and innocent: Which magical power would you prefer from Disney's hit film, "Encanto"? Then, things really go off the rails. It's all jokes, it's comedy, purely hypothetical.....mostly talking to you, babe. Enjoy!

Cheers to 100! We are celebrating 100 episodes in the best possible way. Hypothetical Houdini's, Cody and Brandon, join us again to discuss: How long would it take you to kill 100 100 year olds? (No weapons allowed) How many 100 year olds would it take to kill you? If you were armed with a baseball bat, how many 10 year olds could you slay before they get to you? People, these are all jokes. We wo...

In celebration of 100 episodes of naturally enhancing our males selves, we are joined by hypothetical heavyweights, Cody and Brandon. In this first episode of this Hypothetical Trilogy, we discuss: -Would you rather have to use a diaper or litter box the rest of your life? -Would you rather have to start any conversation with 5 seconds of uncontrollable laughter or say "DADDYS HUNGRY! WOOF WOOF!"?...

Clueless captains, angry Dads, country accents, innappropriate thoughts.... find it all here on episode 98!

Just a terrible LSU vs Florida Series Recap by a ranting 30 year old psycho... I mostly touch on the Jordan Thompson haters and the miserable race-baiting fans starving for conflict.

A 30 year old balding white male accompanies a 30 year old Brazilian Jujitsu(entangler of other men) purple belt while he dogsits. They discuss more on the horrifying Oceangate incident, which leads into billionaires, child labor, and other sketchy industries that are not being spoken about.

A 30 year old washed up athlete applauds both LSU and Wake Forest players after their 2 consecutive games at the CWS. He then compares a couple Wake Forest players to "The Bear Jew" and his childhood weiner dog.

A 30 year old balding caulk Asian speaks on the tragic story of Oceangate's missing submarine, then(like an idiot) attempts to compare the submarine's inspector to his high school school back in the day. Thoughts and prayers to all whom are missing and all loved ones!

A 30 year old Garden Dad plans to avenge his recently fallen begonias. Also, as a male feminist, I give my take on the Denver Mascot making triple the salary of the highest paid WNBA player. Finally, I watch the LSU-Tennessee game with the ultimate Dad's Dad.

A 30 year old balding caucasian father takes you through his entire shitshow family beach trip and then discusses the drama of a recent Mt. Everest rescue.

A 30 year old balding father accidentally flashes a family. Also, why do all dads seem to stay very composed under pressure one day, but then explode over something so tiny the next day?

A 30 year old balding Caucasian King investigates to find out his family duties for the next day without pissing his wife off. Also, congrats to Al Pacino for using his 82 year old penis to create offspring!

A 30 year old balding caucasian male accidentally sends a sexy text to the wrong group, gives advice on hiding bad gas, and shares some tendencies of his father.

A 30-year old straight white balding male gives his predictions on what life will be like in the year, 2123.

A 30 year old balding white male rants about his boxers defying gravity, having no time to shit, and his wife waking up from a nap similiar to how Helen Keller would(no offense Helen).