Nassau Morning Madhouse

Elliot tends to swipe on HUNDREDS of "females" as he likes to call today's women and he is WAITING for a match! Jamie's boyfriend, Shayne, he calls in and says he too had joined in on Elliot's method - have you?!

Do you ever look back at past memories from childhood and think "Aw, I was so cute!?" We're doing exactly that on the Nassau Morning Madhouse, but giving it thought if we could pull off the costume from then NOW!

Everyone has nervous habits, it's really about how we cope with them. Some people bite their fingernails, pace, and use the bathroom - but - we're different. Here at 90.3 WHPC, we are ANXIOUS ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES!!

We discuss some lucky and unlucky times in our life.

Superheroes are always known for having the same powers - being invisible, incredible strength, etc. but what about powers WE DON'T USE!? We all have useless powers and maybe we'd use them more if the situation was funny! Listen to our weird powers and how we'd use them!

A woman was PRETENDING to be kidnapped to make herself feel better about not graduating, but she will be walking a different kind of stage this year. Let's just say no one will be clapping or congratulating, but hey, she made it!

People do embarrassing things all the time! Since we have social media at the palm of our hands, it's only helped people post more awkward, stupid, and downright weird content. Can you think of a time where you've seen something and just rolled your eyes?

In the name of science a man is putting himself underwater for 73 days to break a world record! What would you deem neccesary for lasting in these conditions? Jamie, Sofia, and Briana all give fancy answers, but this guy doesn't need any of it!

Disney is SUING the governor of Florida - Ron DeSantis!! Listen to how we feel about this situation and if you side with the mouse or DeSantis!

This poor kid was playing golf when he LOST HIS OWN BALL! Yes - the family jewels! An outing of golf had gone from a hole-in-one to a ball-in-one!

Antonio has the sexiest names of 2023 and they're all names we WOULDN'T EXPECT!! If you're thinking bold and brash, it's more like belongs in the trash - get it? Listen to the names that make the list!

Linda asked everyone how they feel about leaving this earth - like how would YOU want to go out with a bang? There are plenty of ways to make a statement and some of these are MORBID!!

Someone is REFUSING to retire and honestly, it's dedication, but is it worth it?? A lot of people want to retire early, but this guy... he NEVER wants to retire!!

One show is LYING about being live - like being on air when they say they are! Has there been a time where you lied and got caught!? There's a ton of times where we,The Nassau Morning Madhouse, have a ton of lies were caught in - but that's not about being LIVE! We promise we're live everyday!

A prank creation was made for parents to use on kids and let's just say some people probably wish it was real! Does hearing a baby cry irritate you? Does the idea of being messy trigger a pet peeve? We dig into pet peeves and our opinions on "Baby Mute" - a fake product to literally mute a baby's cry.

A man thought he was being clever by hiding his illegal belongings from the police. Of course, they found it! Where would YOU hide something before getting caught?

We play 2 truths and a lie, but there is someone out there in the world who is ALL LIES! Everything they say is not real and luckily it's not the Nassau Morning Madhouse crew, but watch out!

In honor of the anniversary of Paul Revere's famous ride, we see how much knowledge we have on the American Revolution

Phantom of the Opera has officially been taken off of Broadway! Listen to our ideas of what COULD replace this magical play! Do you think our ideas will last on Broadway as long as the Phantom of the Opera?

People can look gorgeous, but their offspring can be quite opposite! The Nassau Morning Madhouse crew goes around the room and tells everyone their idea of "ugly babies." Listen to what our mash ups are and see if you think they'd be ugly or not!

OUR SIBLINGS ARE CRAZY! MY SISTER GOT RUN OVER!!!!!

Caroline and Kennedy come to the radio station from their elementary school spring break to play "Are You Smarter Than a 6th Grader!?" These questions will definitely keep you on your toes! Play along and find out who wins!

Parents just don't understand. Rules are meant to be broken!

Some people can't handle animals or relationships and here we have BOTH! The Nassau Morning Madhouse gives their opinion on how to deal with a marriage that's possibly going south.

There are a ton of options to calm people down: therapy, mediation, and listening to music! When it comes to the Nassau Morning Madhouse.... it's completely different. We all calm down in weird bizzare ways. Listen to this insanity and maybe you'll pick up on some new ways to chill!