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Wil is the whale interview because the group has improved, Court spelled Bootylicious wrong and we can send Leif her luggage! We're married but this is the most important day of our lives! It's THIS B*TCH DESTINY'S CHILD PART 4!! Destiny has been destined and we pick back up in '00 with DC3 and the iconic Charlie's Angel collab! A whole boardroom full of women?! This really is the future!! We cove...

Wil is SO SO SO SO Good at stepping on Court's vocals and Leif couldn't care less! This is all for our haters!! It's THIS B*TCH Destiny's Child PART 3! We pick back up in '99 and we must say... CGI is a THEME! From the girls first #1 single to the importance of the DC Hair variation we cover it all!! How Kandi and the girls changed R&B and how Mathew's scheming made tensions rise to the eventual S...

Court's jealous at Solange's wedding, Wil is all "Thank You DOT MP3" and Leif RUINS it for us! It's THIS B*TCH Destiny's Child part TWO! Girls Tyme has fallen apart and like SCAR in the NIGHT Mathew rises to power! Add Miss Letoya and CANNONBALL they're Destiny's Child! We cover all the No No No's before No No No! From the name change and Elecktra records to Columbia records and some dirty deals....

Wil is a Virgo perfectionist and that is NOT a popular trait, Court's AOL E-Mail account is hacked and Leif is Emotional about his Bills Bills Bills! That's right it's the moment you all have been waiting for... THIS B*TCH DESTINY'S CHILD!!! From the early beginnings as the Hip-Hop Rapping GIRLS TYME we talk Beyoncé, Kelly, LaTavia, Nina, Nicky and Ashley! We also cover all the girls early managem...

Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who's trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It's barely still summer but we're STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico's ICONIC Star Wars collab and look forward to Courtney starring in the ne...

Wil doesn't see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That's right we're not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it's Cold Outside' to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Legend! Calvin Harris! Rachel BEEN Platten! Cups for...

Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That's right y'all we're  back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we're starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don't have KIDS and we hate to BOP! Plus! Christian Katherine Perr...

Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It's Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get "Rubberband Man" in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it's time for THE RIHANNA BOB!! We REALLY like Rihanna BUT who...

Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It's Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly made an entire generation of gays lose their mind...

Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That's right y'all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we're old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining moments in our life?! Hey now... don't be racist Smash...

Wil is Mood 4 Eva because he doesn't have time to argue EXCELLENCE. Court is the Butler because Beyoncé's Butler BEEN White!!! Today is a REGAL Ep because we're talking the masterpiece that is BLACK IS KING!! Just one question... HOW does THIS B*TCH keep elevating?! A powerful celebration of Black beauty, a love letter to the motherland and a FEAST for The Hive. The FASHION! The OPULENCE! The REFE...

We have a sexy and sad Ep for you today! It's all bad news! Wil is FREEDOM FREEDOM WHERE ARE YOU... because he voted for Trump.  Court is prepping for the big drop... but the drop is just her mental health! Today we are talking #FREEBRITNEY baby because FREE BRITNEY!!! This Ep is a rundown of the conservatorship. When it started, why it's still happening and who is involved. We're not gonna SPIRAL...

~*We recorded this episode days ago and want to say Rest In Peace to the beautiful and immense talent Naya Rivera*~   It's Back to Beyoncé y'all! Court realizes Jorts are rude, Wil is hiatus Bey and Leif is in his bunker! It's a HOT T*TTIES y'all and the news is PACKED! We talk Mariah's new book, the mental taxation of social media in Quarantine and Beyoncé's Italian heritage! Issa me! White Yoncé...

The finale Ep to Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE!! We cover it all from ending beef from the 90's to plastic surgery to finally getting the honor she deserves!!! It's a real Bad Boy Girls Cruise Episode so get your celebrities to go UNDERCOVER and please for the love of Biggie don't do the accent!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and yes it's LADIES NI...

Up top we just gotta say BEYONCÉ!!! BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ!!! Black is King and the fragile White Karen of the group can't take it!! Wil almost rolled her ankle and she's sitting down!! But it's THIS B*TCH Lil Kim Pt. 5 so let's get back into the OTHER Queen Bee! Court is putting her lighter up and Wil wants War so it's a HOT start to say the least! Kim's on her independent artistry dropping mixtapes but...

Black Lives MATTER!!! The Narcisitas are fresh from a Drunk AF Juneteenth so Wil ain't gonna drink no MO but actually bartender could you give him ONE MO!? Court is countdown to QUARANTINE lockdown baby. A quick THANK YOU to Beyoncé before we jump off right back into THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PART 4!!! We officially are counting down to the lockdown so we start by talking The Naked Truth! Some Scott Stor...

Hey Narcisistas. We take a break from covering feminist icon Lil Kim and just have a conversation. Talk through some emotions... talk through some actions. Maybe not our funniest Ep but definitely one of our most important. Listen if you can, maybe share with a friend? Our lines of communication are open! DM us! Text us! Call us! Facetime us! LETS TALK!! LETS KEEP THIS CONVERSATION GOING. We love...

Wil sent a white dude named Courtney a kite with his panties attached so you know it's time for THIS B*TCH LIL KIM Part 3!! A Diva titty jiggle that cemented her stardom AND being a Wilhemena model storming the runway?! Being a HOE is ITTTTTT!!! From Kim's first album without Biggie to the soaring confidence and stardom of La Bella Mafia we have no CHOICE but to STAN! The iconic videos alone! A Me...

Wil is a Sk8r boi, Court is freeing the titty and Leif? Leif is finally FREE!! Lil Kim is the Holy Ghost and GOD is woman people!! Bout to start a Narcisistas Only Fans it's THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PT.2!!! Where Brooklyn at!!?? From Biggies meteoric rise to fame to Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s debut album with Lil Kim's as the standout we get into it all! The kids don't know that we are a soundtrack family and...

It's time to give the QUEEN her things and MORE!! Ladies and Gentlegays we present to you.... THIS B*TCH LIL KIM!!!!!!! Wil used to be scared of the d***, Court loves cartoons and Leif... well Leif's smoking drugs! Let's get into it!! The IMPACT of Kimberly Jones is wild. She brought Sexy back while being a 4'11" tough feminist Diana Ross loving fashion icon! Gloria Steinem WISHES!!! What we don't...

It's the thousandth day of Quarantine so we did our gay homework!! Court is confused by bad reviews, Wil is giving Naughty Girl and Leif took Single Ladies for granted! That's right our ACTRESS FIRST series continues because we watched BURLESQUE!! Moulin Rouge WISHES, Chicago COULD NEVER, Carmen a Hip-Hopera... WAS BETTER. We had never seen Burlesque so up top we ask WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM?! The Wigs...

It's the FINALE of THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA!!! What a journey we've been on with this effortlessly talented ITALIAN American ITALIAN!! Strap on your bubble dress girls cause we're all fragile today! Joanne! Fibromyalgia! Oprah! Vegas! A STAR IS BORN!!! YAS GAGA get that OSCAR B*TCH!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and wash yo damn hands!!!

Originally Aired 8/21/2018:  It's the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM comple...

Girls!!!! We missed you!!! Check in up on it with your Narcisistas before we get back to businA$$ as usual in an UNUSUAL WORLD next week!! Beyonce appearances! Home remodeling! Alcoholism! TV!! Whoever said Whites don't have culture didn't watch TIGER KING!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and LADY GAGA PT.7 out NEXT WEEK!

Originally Aired 2/14/2018:  Oh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna "This B*tch" series! We can't get enough of this woman!! She's been through it all and now she's transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab to the full head of RED HAIR. THE HAIR! THE RED!...