N85 Podcast

In this episode we talk about austin being on the lookout for his future wife, making austin look more desirable, shiny foreheaded girls, austin’s first heartbreak, how to bounce back from a heart break, what is the oldest age we would date, pitching the homie to females in a hilarious way, swiping yes or no on hinge, old generation vs new generation battle on who is better, being grateful… Follow...

In this episode we talk about a scary story where the person gets followed no matter where they go, how to make your parents truly happy for you, we call someone out for being too large, having good pride to keep you going, your family being your motivation, shaming people, teaching your kids to lose their fears, what makes people respectable in your eyes, how to love your job… Follow our Instagra...

In this episode we talk about throwing out a shoulder during head, getting walked in on while doing the deed, red flags tier list, best excuse to get out of a “smelly” situation, how to leave a party without letting anyone know, reacting to gym fails, why people give up on the gym, dating construction workers not being for the weak, how to get reassurance in a healthy way, … Follow our Instagram a...

Welcome back to season 3! In this episode we talk about the new changes to the podcast, losing a cohost, showing off the new set, getting a hall pass to cheat, some real hot takes, sobriety, acquaintances vs friends, the importance of being selfish, its okay to be stupid, how to prevent burnout, experience being more important than time, moving in with your significant other being the biggest mist...

In this episode we talk about your girl googling Drake’s meat, showing a shlong live on the podcast, shaving hot takes, Gwinnetthots stories, people being absolutely delusional about people they shouldn’t be with anymore, eating butt on Valentine’s day, the secret techniques to lasting longer in bed, women stepping their game up on Valentine’s day, men moaning, telling a groom that his fiancé chea...

In this episode we talk about dating people over/under your league, an update on Austin’s love life, smacking your girl in the face, your significant other going to the club without you, sharing locations, a guy hitting on your girl in front of you, is Austin Scary, being stuck in the “wingman” role, the 90/10 rule, when is it too much PDA, softening up for your partner, looting your neighbors, su...

In this episode we talk about Austin’s unbelievable heartbreak, phoning a girl live on the podcast, Chinese marriage markets, is doing it at a house party bathroom valid, girls loving douchebags but not admitting it, loving toxic girls, is sitting on the same side of the booth a W or L move, bird theory, going on dating reality shows, moving to another state for someone, heads up game… Follow our...

In this episode we talk about catching a homeless guy getting off in a Best Buy restroom, bringing old traumas into new relationships, drunk bar fights, knowing when to give proper advice to someone, being addicted to craziness, taking back a cheater, being on an oil rig while it explodes, time being more valuable than money, feeling like an inferior man, the easiest way to get out of a fight, “wh...

In this episode we talk about if we would each survive an end of the world scenario, who we would take to an underground bunker, bartering, only caring about your immediate family, modern people being useless without technology, teaching your girl how to survive, going camping, reincarnation, trading lives with a dog, the secret to guaranteed confidence, did it happen in 2023 game… Follow our Inst...

In this episode we give our yearly review, making realistic New Year’s resolutions, austin looking for love in 2024, character development, our problem with laughing in serious situations, caring about how people view you too much, learning to apologize, how to get over a grudge for someone, wife daughter mother debate, main stream 2023 events game… Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok! @N85Podcast Ne...

In this episode we talk about exchanging gifts you don’t like, finding out santa wasn’t real, not having a festive childhood, the importance of creating your own traditions, someone saving our childhood with a gift, butt chugs, crazy college parties, feeling lonely once you move away from your family, being too rough with your younger siblings, your coach being your father figure, f*** marry kill...

In this episode we talk about the hardest drugs we would actually do, common psychedelic misconceptions, personal good vs bad mushroom trips, wanting to jump off a cliff after doing LSD, a lesson on our ancient ancestors taking psychedelics, could psychedelics have a correlation to the birth of some religions, what to do if someone gives you a present but you don’t have one for them, being a bad v...

In this episode we talk about planning out a very stressful proposal, sharing a bank account with your significant other, why a 50/50 relationship does not work, ruining your own surprises, coming to the realization that you won’t get gifted presents anymore, living a ridiculously cheap life, the stress of talking about finances with your significant other, possibility vs probability… Follow our I...

In this episode we talk about fatherhood, parents never saying they love you and how that affects your life, normalizing telling your friends you love them, how to be the proper step parent, fighting the inner b**** inside you, how to get over stage freight, not knowing how to do man activities, mushrooms changing your perception of life for the better, never being satisfied in life, needing to se...

In this episode we talk about finding out your significant other’s body count, does body count matter, feeling like someone else is better, irrational vs rational boundaries, should you post your significant other, not over promising on size, tonsil stones, men thinking self care is gay, having a different libido than your partner and that causing problems, how to hack into someone’s social media,...

In this episode Anthony wants all the smoke, he cuts out a lot of people from his life for good, we talk about the using the word “friend” very exclusively, making excuses for morally bad people, your friends being cool with people you don’t like, being with someone even though your friend has smashed in the past, ghosting people & getting ghosted, the “what are we?” question, being addicted t...

In this episode we talk about doing hoodrat activities during Halloween as a kid, the great satisfaction you get in inconveniencing people, the art in finessing, getting your phone stolen while at work, seeing a cop get punched in the face by a homeless guy in Chicago, sexy vs funny costumes, giving out a total of one candy during Halloween, being a “security guard” to your girl friends, kids in t...

In this episode we talk about Anthony getting unsolicitedly touched by a girl at the club, hating your significant other, Do’s and Don’ts when going on a date, “liking” posts while in a relationship, reading signs that someone is giving you, outgrowing things you used to love, staying in the honeymoon phase, finding your love language, being a “first” for everything in a relationship, how well do...

In this episode we talk about clogging your friends toilet and panicking, your friends having absolutely no rizz, going to a gay bar, how to properly look at a fat but in front of your significant other, your significant other having hoe friends, getting accused of cheating, your friends folding on you to get with your significant other, people not knowing when to leave your house, never have I ev...

In this episode we talk about Austin’s last second interaction with a Cancun local at a night club, taking body shots in the club, getting your car keyed and windshield broken by someone, getting danced on in front of your significant other, getting unsolicited kisses at the club, what to do when you have low confidence, would you rather game… Follow our Instagram and Tik Tok! @N85Podcast New Epis...

In this episode we filmed an episode while on vacation in Cancun, partying with your significant other’s family, bathing another person, traveling half way across the country for a passport, telling a guy his gf is hot to his face, going to Burbon Street and earning your beads, spending mexican independence day in Mexico, being humbled by what we saw in Mexico, getting a sketchy tattoo in Cancun,...

In this episode we have an all spanish podcast with Anthony’s father, teaching your kids to speak your native language, getting bullied and robbed in a mexican school, how to discipline your children, making the decision to leave your home for a better life in another country, getting locked in a basement by an organized crime member, realizing that your parents were right all along, parenting not...

In this episode we try smelling salts to start the episode, getting tricked into watching the Barbie movie with the lads, different drunk personalities, the importance of experiencing rejection, love being a choice, the relationship check list, moving in with your significant other being a horrible idea, seeing your ex in public, possessive vs passive partners, zodiac signs, no sabo game… Follow o...

In this episode we talk to our ex’s for the first time in years, can you be friends with your ex, having commitment issues, breaking up with someone cause your boys think she’s ugly, dating your ex’s best friend, when do you know its time to break up with someone, how to move on, your friends hitting up your ex after y’all break up, is it possible to get back with an ex successfully, “who” game… F...

In this episode we talk about getting arrested after the Peso Pluma concert, spending $3,000 and taking all your friends to Peso Pluma, bailing your mom out of jail, teaching your kids to fight, getting punched in the eye by a grown ass man, is your girl obligated to defend you against other girls, the importance of mind games in competitive situations, guess the beer game… Follow our Instagram an...