Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

Mystical/Cynical

Comedy EN ↓ 99 episodes

Hosted by Daren Magee and Jaymee Carpenter, this podcast is a humorous, sincere, and rare exhibition of male vulnerability and heart-warming friendship, attempting to establish harmonious connections between cynicism and optimism, and the potential of an atheist/agnostic to recognize the mystical qualities within everyday life. Also, fart sounds. 

Author

Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Sep 9, 2025

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Episodes

Ep. 4 - "Father Fodder" 01.03.2022

Daren and Jaymee are back presumably with boosted immune systems after each survive their recent "download" of Covid-19, and at the top of the show investigate the experience's deeper meaning. As fathers, the friends contemplate whether the emergence of conscious parenting will create a world with bland humor, and whether denying our children halloween candy will lead to them becomi...

Ep. 3 - "Kristinmurshi" 08.02.2022

Jaymee and Daren are back with a future classic episode! The friends are in top form after their unscheduled break, barreling effortlessly through 90 minutes + of passionate discussions ranging from Jaymee's recent experience with Covid to the Suicide pods of Switzerland. Truly too many topics to list, so many laughs and hard earned wisdom shared. So stop looking for the faint line on your At...

Ep. 2 - "Out Of My Body, Into The Earth" 11.01.2022

What do you get when you mix fentanyl, cellulite, 30 oz of urine and a strong dose of gummies? Daren's transparent reveal on today's podcast will explain. Plus Jaymee shares another heartwarming tale to remind us that the answer to save humanity is through our children.  Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical  or Leave US A Voice Message at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 1 - "What For's & How Ya Doin's" 04.01.2022

In this "back from the dead" themed episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the causes and    conditions that led to a Season 2, and how they each feel the podcast is now a sustainable model moving forward. Also discussed: the many variations of "gratitude", whether you're still a meditator if you step away from a long term meditation practice, and Daren questions whether it is...

Ep. 44 - 'Rest In Peace Mystical/Cynical' 30.09.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore death. Thank you to all who have joined us on this journey. We are beyond grateful to have been such a presence in your lives. (Fart noise) Support the show

Ep. 43 - 'Rest In Peace Dennis’ 23.09.2021

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss the passing of Daren's father. Hands down, the least funny episode to date.  Support the show

Ep. 42 - 'The One Where Daren Is On Drugs' 16.09.2021

In this episode, Daren is on drugs.  Support the show

Ep. 41 - 'This Is 41’ 08.09.2021

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss non-alcoholic alcoholism, the hypocrisy of veganism, and Daren's gun-running uncle. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 40 - 'A Less Penisie E.T.' 01.09.2021

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee talk for an hour. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 39 'Daren Just Dramatic Gerbil'd Me' 25.08.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the virtues of drug-taking, how much smarter our brain is than us, state capitals, vice presidents and complex mathematical equations. Support the show

Ep. 38 - 'Be Here In The Fart Factory' 20.07.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss how you're god, you! and also, farts. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 37 'No Sugar, All Protein' 16.07.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the pointlessness of Catalina, Daren's bruised testicles, and suicide! Help is out there - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 800-273-8255 Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 36 - 'The Semen Episode’ 09.07.2021

In this episode,  Jaymee and Daren discuss semen, Seinfeld, and self-awarenss. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 35 - 'Fuck You Eric’ 29.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren are back after a brief hiatus while Daren did some deep work, i.e. took lots of psychedelics, to realize he didn't have to be such an asshole to Jaymee. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC    Support the show

Ep. 34 'I Could Feel The Thing That Sting Was Talking About' 18.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the benefits of illegal substances, loud mouthes at the beach,  Stephen Hawkin's promiscuousness, oh, and fathers, a little bit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 33 - 'The Poon Pun Chronicles’ 15.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to have superhuman strength, how we deal with the immense amount of adoration in our lives, and Daren's full consent to sterilization. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 32 - 'Spiritual Speedball' 09.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to try to be the center of attention all the time, Jesus's abs & Buddha's belly,  and who cares, it's all relative. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 31 'Too Wet For The Web' 04.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss things, lots of different things, does anyone even read these show descriptions, I mean seriously, is this going to sway your decision to listen based on what's contained in this paragraph? I mean we're 31 episodes in, can't you just fucking trust us that there will be something that you'll find enjoyable about this!!?? Help Support The...

Ep. 30 'Our Dissertation on Dysentery' 01.06.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss where you're left when all your needs are met, being kinder to our fathers, how it's never too late to start over again and Daren attempts to speak French. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 29 'Big Sideburns and Way On Methadone' 21.05.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss a broad range of topics including purpose, meditation, the value of college (there is none), mouse pads, Keanu Reeves, annoyingly perfect couples,  and greasy stripper buttholes. Something for everyone! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 28 'Doodle With Two 'E's?!' 18.05.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore what it means to be sons to fathers. Spoiler alert, it ain't easy! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 27 - 'The Depression Episode!’ 14.05.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it means to be a parent in this dumb time we live in, Daren's depression and when the fuck is their 15 minutes are going to start!? Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 26 'Where Have All The Drugstars Gone?' 11.05.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss, amongst many things, drugs and what's the harm, really?! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 25 'Get A Life, Will Ya!?' 30.04.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss Daren making Jaymee cry, what it means to give to receive, the difference between being broke and being poor, and not gossiping in your mind. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

Ep. 24 'Adopt The Chop' 20.04.2021

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss parents who don't know what the hell they're talking about and should just shut the hell up, living in a post-cool world, ecstasy shits, and that cold November rain. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC  Support the show

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