Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter
Mystical/Cynical
Hosted by Daren Magee and Jaymee Carpenter, this podcast is a humorous, sincere, and rare exhibition of male vulnerability and heart-warming friendship, attempting to establish harmonious connections between cynicism and optimism, and the potential of an atheist/agnostic to recognize the mystical qualities within everyday life. Also, fart sounds.
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Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter
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Latest episode
Sep 9, 2025
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Episodes
Ep. 4 - "Father Fodder" 01.03.2022 1:07:22
Daren and Jaymee are back presumably with boosted immune systems after each survive their recent "download" of Covid-19, and at the top of the show investigate the experience's deeper meaning. As fathers, the friends contemplate whether the emergence of conscious parenting will create a world with bland humor, and whether denying our children halloween candy will lead to them becomi...
Ep. 3 - "Kristinmurshi" 08.02.2022 1:34:20
Jaymee and Daren are back with a future classic episode! The friends are in top form after their unscheduled break, barreling effortlessly through 90 minutes + of passionate discussions ranging from Jaymee's recent experience with Covid to the Suicide pods of Switzerland. Truly too many topics to list, so many laughs and hard earned wisdom shared. So stop looking for the faint line on your At...
Ep. 2 - "Out Of My Body, Into The Earth" 11.01.2022 1:02:57
What do you get when you mix fentanyl, cellulite, 30 oz of urine and a strong dose of gummies? Daren's transparent reveal on today's podcast will explain. Plus Jaymee shares another heartwarming tale to remind us that the answer to save humanity is through our children. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical or Leave US A Voice Message at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 1 - "What For's & How Ya Doin's" 04.01.2022 1:15:17
In this "back from the dead" themed episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the causes and conditions that led to a Season 2, and how they each feel the podcast is now a sustainable model moving forward. Also discussed: the many variations of "gratitude", whether you're still a meditator if you step away from a long term meditation practice, and Daren questions whether it is...
Ep. 44 - 'Rest In Peace Mystical/Cynical' 30.09.2021 1:25:50
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore death. Thank you to all who have joined us on this journey. We are beyond grateful to have been such a presence in your lives. (Fart noise) Support the show
Ep. 43 - 'Rest In Peace Dennis’ 23.09.2021 1:02:13
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss the passing of Daren's father. Hands down, the least funny episode to date. Support the show
Ep. 42 - 'The One Where Daren Is On Drugs' 16.09.2021 1:20:32
In this episode, Daren is on drugs. Support the show
Ep. 41 - 'This Is 41’ 08.09.2021 1:07:59
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss non-alcoholic alcoholism, the hypocrisy of veganism, and Daren's gun-running uncle. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 40 - 'A Less Penisie E.T.' 01.09.2021 1:07:40
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee talk for an hour. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 39 'Daren Just Dramatic Gerbil'd Me' 25.08.2021 1:02:42
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the virtues of drug-taking, how much smarter our brain is than us, state capitals, vice presidents and complex mathematical equations. Support the show
Ep. 38 - 'Be Here In The Fart Factory' 20.07.2021 1:45:33
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss how you're god, you! and also, farts. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 37 'No Sugar, All Protein' 16.07.2021 1:22:52
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the pointlessness of Catalina, Daren's bruised testicles, and suicide! Help is out there - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 800-273-8255 Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 36 - 'The Semen Episode’ 09.07.2021 1:29:55
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss semen, Seinfeld, and self-awarenss. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 35 - 'Fuck You Eric’ 29.06.2021 1:27:15
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren are back after a brief hiatus while Daren did some deep work, i.e. took lots of psychedelics, to realize he didn't have to be such an asshole to Jaymee. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 34 'I Could Feel The Thing That Sting Was Talking About' 18.06.2021 1:19:20
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the benefits of illegal substances, loud mouthes at the beach, Stephen Hawkin's promiscuousness, oh, and fathers, a little bit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 33 - 'The Poon Pun Chronicles’ 15.06.2021 1:25:50
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to have superhuman strength, how we deal with the immense amount of adoration in our lives, and Daren's full consent to sterilization. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 32 - 'Spiritual Speedball' 09.06.2021 1:40:23
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to try to be the center of attention all the time, Jesus's abs & Buddha's belly, and who cares, it's all relative. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 31 'Too Wet For The Web' 04.06.2021 1:25:46
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss things, lots of different things, does anyone even read these show descriptions, I mean seriously, is this going to sway your decision to listen based on what's contained in this paragraph? I mean we're 31 episodes in, can't you just fucking trust us that there will be something that you'll find enjoyable about this!!?? Help Support The...
Ep. 30 'Our Dissertation on Dysentery' 01.06.2021 1:28:21
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss where you're left when all your needs are met, being kinder to our fathers, how it's never too late to start over again and Daren attempts to speak French. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 29 'Big Sideburns and Way On Methadone' 21.05.2021 1:37:24
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss a broad range of topics including purpose, meditation, the value of college (there is none), mouse pads, Keanu Reeves, annoyingly perfect couples, and greasy stripper buttholes. Something for everyone! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 28 'Doodle With Two 'E's?!' 18.05.2021 1:22:16
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore what it means to be sons to fathers. Spoiler alert, it ain't easy! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 27 - 'The Depression Episode!’ 14.05.2021 1:32:49
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it means to be a parent in this dumb time we live in, Daren's depression and when the fuck is their 15 minutes are going to start!? Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 26 'Where Have All The Drugstars Gone?' 11.05.2021 1:34:02
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss, amongst many things, drugs and what's the harm, really?! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 25 'Get A Life, Will Ya!?' 30.04.2021 1:32:07
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss Daren making Jaymee cry, what it means to give to receive, the difference between being broke and being poor, and not gossiping in your mind. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
Ep. 24 'Adopt The Chop' 20.04.2021 1:33:09
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss parents who don't know what the hell they're talking about and should just shut the hell up, living in a post-cool world, ecstasy shits, and that cold November rain. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show
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