Sumo & Kavi

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church F...

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Ep. 025: "Hi Robert" 13.07.2020 2:09:33

MAPSOC.ORG // Wheyfair Scandal. MAPS Merch. Greetings from New Barbados. The New Knights of the Golden Circle. Florida, the cursed land. MAPS expedition to find the California Grizzly. Coe-Vid fungal co-infection theory. Near death experiences. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fa...

Ep. 023: "Decomposer Sex Jokes & Bigfoot" 06.07.2020 2:05:37

MAPSOC.ORG // First Segment: A discussion of world events as death games for dying people. Decomposers consume dead things. You only need be alive to resist them. // Second Segment (00:51:00): Bigfoot and his wife. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citiz...

Special Almost Live Edition: "RIOT RIOT, and the problem of pain." 30.05.2020 1:48:31

Sumo and Smokestack riot over rioting. 00:35:00 - Sumo expounds on his theories of the problem of evil and pain. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on...

Ep. 016: "Loud, Clacky Buttons. Halloweeny Things." 18.05.2020 2:03:23

This episode is so rambling and discombobulated, that it defies all attempts to taxonomize it’s contents. We do discuss retro-futurism, COBOL, Walpurgisnaght, Saints who went around in disguise, religious synchronicity, cynocephaly, monopods, Judgement Houses, Hell, and Total Depravity. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on You...

Ep. 015: "Let Your Freak Flag Fly" 11.05.2020 2:07:55

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00 - Designing a MAPSOC Flag. // 00:25:00 - Twitter drama review. Middle-class anxiety. The lies we believe to survive cubicle-life. // 00:40:00 - Producing Your Own Culture // 01:00:00 - Project Beta : when the Air Force faked an alien invasion. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support...

Ep. 014: "The Frontier Soul and The Airship of 1897" 04.05.2020 1:34:40

[DUBBS give us a review dude I know you're good for it.] // MAPSOC.ORG // 00:11:00: Tokamak doesn’t work. Smokestack disappointed in science yet again. // 00:22:00: The Frontier Soul of America. Craft on moon. // 00:43:00: Nutrition is a conspiracy. Get ripped on big-macs and candy like Sumo. // 00:48:00: The Great Airship of 1897 Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo...

Ep. 013: Pro Wrestling SMACKDOWN w/ guest SUPLEX 27.04.2020 1:36:13

MAPSOC.ORG // All about pro wrestling and Kayfabe. Extended discussion of Kayfabe in politics, culture, economics, and religion. Special guest SUPLEX joins us from parts unknown. Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumro...

Ep. 012: "Pandemic Schoolmarm-ism, Dwarf-life v. Elf-life, Probability waves of chaos." 20.04.2020 1:45:54

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:24:00: American capitalism is not efficient, as proven by pandemic response measures. // 00:40:00: The path of Dwarves vs. the path of Elves. // 00:53:30: The Arthurian mindset of total victory. // 01:00:00: Observational creation of the universe. Collapsing probability waves into reality with your MIND POWERS. // Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twi...

Ep. 011: "Depression, COVID treatment power games, Homeschooling, Vampires" 13.04.2020 1:56:07

00:11:00 - Kimono-reactionary modes of dress. Testicle sunning. // 00:15:00 - Sumo’s theory of psychological depression. // 00:55:00 - Getting started with pandemic classical homeschooling. Circe Institute Classical Conversations // 01:08:00 - Vampires Ambrosia Plasma Alkahest Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Agai...

Ep. 010 "Protestant Work Ethic, Alchemy and John Dee, Number Theory of Reality" 06.04.2020 1:45:38

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:14:00 - Alchemy and John Dee // 01:13:00 - (A Long Transition into) Number Theory of Reality Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on B...

Ep. 009: "Nude workouts, quarantine gardening, and relativistic space travel." 30.03.2020 1:48:39

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00 - Sumo’s workout routine // 00:22:00 - Sumo’s vision of boiling Nebraska poop-fountains, and dealing with your inner rot. // 00:49:00 - Gardening in plague-times. The Vegetable Gardener's Bible - Smith // 01:11:00 - Relativistic Space Travel Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Suppo...

Ep. 008: "Down with the sniffle-monsters in Slab City." 23.03.2020 1:48:06

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:10:00: Giants and Nephilim // 01:08:00 Bum’s Rottweiler tries eating Sumo’s stuff. Sumo’s guide to Slab City. // 1:17:00 The Meaning of Monsters. Failed coof forecasting (such are the perils of pre-recorded podcast.) // Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Be...

Ep. 007: "Our most deadly show to date." 16.03.2020 1:39:12

mapsoc.org // 00:05:00 - A horrible and dangerous guide to opening your third eye that you must ignore and NOT DO. // 00:16:00 - Sumo expounds on chivalry AT LENGTH. // 01:08:00 - Chivalry in the age of industrial warfare. // 01:15:00 - LARPers carry the backup civilizational operating system in case the main one fails. // 01:24:00 - Teaser for next week’s segment on giants. // 01:28:00 - Br...

Ep. 006: "Podcast Jubilee w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth" 09.03.2020 1:47:52

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:08:00 - No. 15’s Biblical interpretation wiki project. // 00:19:00 - The Roots of SJW-ism… what is the soul/spirit? // 00:38:00 - Descartes ruined everything. // 01:00:00 - Symbolic dream interpretation. // 01:33:00 - Coronavirus emerges as a result of communist anti-aesthetics. // 01:37:00 - How they really make scientific discoveries. // Support the show More Links www. M...

Ep. 005: "Awkwardly laughing at the apocalypse" 02.03.2020 1:58:54

MAPSOC.ORG // 00:08:30 - Affirmations / the terrible metric system / Base-12 00:13:00 - Empire Blues / The American Pantheon 00:42:00 - Hops in beer are why you have man-boobs. Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers by Buhner 00:55:00 - Breaking The Cathedral "All Wooo is Based and True" / We must get rid of reductionist materialism. / Further discussion on Rupert Sheldrake 01:30:00 - Phys...

Ep. 004: "Morphogenetic Fields and making your own tools" 24.02.2020 1:54:40

Complete Show Notes at MAPSOC.ORG 00:09 - Smokestack fails at forecasting dixie doomsday. Democracy and protesting are fake and ghey. 00:21 - The Poetry of G.K. Chesterton. Poetry can and should be manly. Chesterton on love and God. Thoughts on epic poetry. Modern art is crap, and probably a money laundering scheme. 00:49 - Making your own knife. WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN?! Basic making a knife timela...

Ep. 003: "Metaphorical Ghosts" 17.02.2020 1:51:59

00:08:45 - Metaphorical Ghosts / Dealing with Fear / Sinning Properly. 00:45:00 - Tangent about symbolism of the iPhone. 00:47:00 - People Skills: Practical chemistry for the home. 00:59:00 - Edward Teller on the value of science and the moon landing. DIY Science by laymen. 01:03:00 - Cattle mutilations and Sumo’s idea of spontaneous sacrifice. 01:47:00 - Why nobody likes male wiccans. Books Ment...

Ep. 001: "MAPS is not a terrorist organization." 15.02.2020 1:55:24

00:19 - Philosophy is stupid, sort of. 00:47 - People Skills: Architecture and town planning. 01:05 - Ghosts and hauntings. Books Mentioned: A Pattern Language The Architecture of Community Get Your House Right Support the show More Links www. MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen S...

Ep. 002: "Building a Trucker/NIMBY Army for Fractal Purposes" 15.02.2020 1:36:28

00:13 - Sumo’s theories of the soul being fractal to the wheat/tares parable, and how to deal with habitual sin and struggles. 00:33 - People Skills: Plant/Mineral Medicine. You don’t need the lab coats. 00:56 - Astrology under the influence of Terrence McKenna. IT’S ALL CONNECTED, MAN! Brace yourself, mommy-bloggers. Books Mentioned: Herbal Antibiotics Buhner Herbal Antivirals Buhner The Moder...