Mystery, Outsiders, and Abs

Veronica crosses over, Jughead duels for honor, Betty bonds with her mom, Archie bonds with Frank's terminator.

Archie is the boss, Veronica is a rum runner, Kevin is ticklish, Betty is smart.

Betty gets a new story, Jughead gets a new crew, Archie gets a new father figure, Veronica gets a new job.

Seth is fine, Ryan is fine, Sandy is fine, Marissa is... well... we know she's not in season four.

Sandy faces the law, Marissa faces the sister, Ryan faces Volchok, Summer faces Sandy.

Before this podcast begins, I want to talk to you about the seriousness of doors. Doors can bring you to places, they can let you leave places, they can connect places. Now, I have a lot to say about doors and, no, you can't skip this.

Ryan finds a place to belong, Marissa stretches out of her comfort zone, Seth makes a play for love, Sandy makes a play for Matt.

Ryan tries to understand his mom, Summer tries to understand Seth, Kirsten tries to understand Sandy, Marissa tries to understand herself.

Summer and Seth get ready for the chill, Ryan and Sadie get ready for the college, Marissa and Volchok(?) get ready for the... it's really been a while since we watched The OC.

Cheryl uncovers a guest, Veronica invites a guest, Jughead finds a guest, Betty kicks out an uninvited guest (in her brain).

The kids get therapy. The kids gets therapy. The kids get therapy. The kids get therapy.

Kevin and Erin take a look back at the season before and the season as we know it. What does it mean? Is it good?

Jughead is thankful for mysteries, Cheryl is thankful for sociopaths, Betty is thankful for a new murder, Archie is thankful for meaningful explosions.

Betty searches for the truth about her brother, Jughead searches for the truth about his grandfather, Veronica searches for the truth about her father, Cheryl searches for the truth about her aunt and uncle. Did that work?

Betty learns about serial killers, Veronica learns about family, Archie learns about the streets, Jughead learns about family...too.

Jughead gets grounded, Betty gets screamed, Archie gets fronted, Toni gets haunted.

Betty negotiates, Archie vigilantes, Veronica emancipates, Jughead educates.   Features the song "Sloshed" by Dee Yan-Key from the Free Music Archive.

Archie gets his friend education, Betty gets her brother's clues, Cheryl gets a new foe, Jughead gets an offer he can't refuse

Riverdale returns, Kevin can't remember anything that happened, Erin thinks about breakups, the podcast goes insane.

Matt looks for other prospects, Marissa looks to another life, Summer looks to Marissa, Sadie looks to the future.

A ghost returns, a sex-life smolders, a stalker stalks.

Ryan grows a year... and look, that's really all that happens. But hey, at least we're funny.

Ryan works hard, Julie tries hard, Sandy plays hard, Marissa hangs out with Volchok. No playing there.

Ryan feels sad, Marissa feels sad, Seth feels sad, Julie gets a boyfriend... that's something at least.

Marissa must chose between boys, Seth needs to open up to Summer, Sandy needs to decide if morals and business can mix, Julie needs to... wait, haven't we done this all before?