Myopia Movies

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood , we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate!  How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at  Cineprov ! Next time, June 7th, t...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at  Cineprov ! Next time, June 7th, to watch  Masters of the Universe! While you are he...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood , in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really? Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov ! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on  iTun...

Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: N...

Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Daniel

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think... How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Jeremy and Steve

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence. How will you stand when we put your past on trials? Host: Nic...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: None, releases al...

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage!  How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Everyone? Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Daniel

This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA. Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick! Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11 ), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie , and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19...

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, the Addams Family. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11 ), Cand...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's fa...

It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetence! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on se...

Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cine...

"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)...

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are preparing for or driving to a great meal! If not, I hope you are having a great day and we are getting you there. So we watched Dune (1984) and wow. I don't think we could say it any better than the director himself David Lynch. "Dune, I didn't have final cut on. It's the only film I've made where I didn't have. I didn't technically have final cut on Th...

Well there, you know how the holidays seem fun and relaxing at first, but now that they are approaching, you just want to get away? Escape, if you will? Well, in honor of that (or, you know, just reaching), this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched the CGI-tastic film Escape from LA (1996), the sequel America clamored for (?)!  Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to s...

Hold on to your heterosexuality, this is going to get manly. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Child, we worry whether she lost it, you know...We watched Top Gun (1986), do you feel the need? And listen through the credits. Trust me. Please, rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out...

Why, hello there! Thank goodness we're done with that really creepy October (unless you want one more spook, than join my comedy group  Cineprov  is riffing over the movie  Gargoyles (1972)  at the Plaza theater on 11/2! THE DAY THIS DROPS). So this November, we decided to go with a little bit more family-friendly theme. We picked a handful of films that I, in particular, saw as a kid. All of thes...

Well there, buddy guy, Happy Tricks or Treats! Well, if you think all the peoples around deserve a treat, rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with  Alex Cummings ,  Doomed to Repeat  with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podc...