Myopia Movies

In honor of Valentine's Day, we dive into a sexy teen movie from 1999! Meet the horniest guidance counselor on film! The faculty that would be fired! The talky-talkiest Shakespeare ever got! Watch the smokeshow that is Heath Ledger! Want the full thing? Be a Patreon!

In honor of Valentine's we covered a Rom-Com classic by John Hughes, 16 Candles! Can we borrow your underpants for 10 minutes? Have you joined the Patreon? Why not? At the lowest levels, you get access to the back catalogue! Mission Briefing adds an extra Bond related or spy movie every other month! At the Official tier, you get an additional extra episode a month! At the Riffing tier you get a mo...

With Valentine's Day all up on us, we get a little sexy. This week we watched The Mask of Zorro, Catherine Zeta Jones? Antonio Banderas? gonna need a fire extinguisher for that smoke show!  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fan...

This week on Myopia Movies, we see where Sam Rockwell learned how to act in Iron Man 2. We watched Charlie's Angels, the only movie were people are bummed that their boss isn't at work.   Have you rated us and reviewed us? No? Well, please do, it makes our show more visible! Want even more content? consider joining the Patreon.com/myopia !   Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew

This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding...

This week, we know Kung Fu! We watched a saucy Bond clone starring Bruce Lee and John Saxon! This is just a preview of our Patreon episode for January! If you are interested in hearing the whole thing, please consider joining!  https://patreon.com/myopia

This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding...

Because it was too good to pass up (and we wanted some fresh content) since it is Thursday the 13th, we are doing a Jason picture! Enjoy, and hey where IS the corkscrew! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional st...

This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding...

This month, in honor of the 20th anniversary, we tuck into the masterpiece that saved New Line, made Peter Jackson a household name, and gave Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood, and Orlando Bloom leading man potential. Want the whole thing? Join patreon.com/myopia!

This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! From the Mission Briefing feed, we bring you Johnny English! Rowan Atkinson returns to Bond, from the writers of James Bond, no, really.... Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower ti...

In honor of Home Sweet Home Alone, we watch the film that made the new Kevin MacCalister a star Jojo Rabbit...yep! Also, join the patreon at any level to see the riff of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our b...

This week we jump on the Bandwagon and talk Spider-Man 2! Sam Raimi plays with chainsaws once more! Join the Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for add...

In honor of the holiday season, we once more crack out a family flick and who says family film and holidays more than Macaulay Culkin? We watched Richie Rich (Home Alone, but if he was as Rich as Macaulay Culkin), the movie that reminds us Billionaires are good, it is accountants that are evil. We want to thank you for a great year! More of you joined the Patreon, the audience grew by nearly 70% a...

This week we cobble together history from the type of people who think that Pocahontas was a documentary. We watched Anastasia, the reason why Don Bluth is not allowed to direct princess stories again. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our...

This month's Patreon exclusive is Disney's attempt to make a steam punk super hero! We watched The Rocketeer Disney's best movie about the explosive power of alcohol!

In honor of the Release of Ghostbusters: Afterlife, I am rereleasing episode 6, Ghostbusters 2! Classic episode, goofy nonsense! Enjoy your Black Friday and consider our Patreon! Patreon.com/Myopia

This week we learn that gamblers are never happy. We watched All Dogs Go To Heaven, the animated sequel to The Cannonball Run. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our ba...

This week on Myopia Movies, Danny Devito helps knock up Arnold Schwarzenegger with Emma Thompson's baby...Hey man, you want a believable premise? They were twins in the previous film. We watched Junior, my transition into Parental Leave.  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is pa...

Zoinks! Hey guys, this week we learn how bad CGI can be! We watched Scooby Doo (2002), the movie that presupposes Linda Cardellini would get jiggy with something. Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, li...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn all girls are princesses. We watched A Little Princess, nothing bad could ever happen during World War I! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, r...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn why they don't allow gum in school. We watched The Blob (1988), gospel to COVID deniers.  Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our ba...

In honor of the new Addams Family Animated film, we visit Addams Family Values for the Patreon few! Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for ad...

This week Dean Wermer puts Klowns on double secret probation! We watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space, what are ya gonna do with those 'pies,' boys?" If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks a...

This week, turns out, he wasn't dead! Will Loomis shoot cops at random? Halloween 2: The Hospital! If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm Join the  Patreon  (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rew...