Myopia Movies

This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA. Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick! Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11 ), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie , and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19...

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, the Addams Family. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11 ), Cand...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's fa...

It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetence! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on se...

Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cine...

"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)...

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are preparing for or driving to a great meal! If not, I hope you are having a great day and we are getting you there. So we watched Dune (1984) and wow. I don't think we could say it any better than the director himself David Lynch. "Dune, I didn't have final cut on. It's the only film I've made where I didn't have. I didn't technically have final cut on Th...

Well there, you know how the holidays seem fun and relaxing at first, but now that they are approaching, you just want to get away? Escape, if you will? Well, in honor of that (or, you know, just reaching), this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched the CGI-tastic film Escape from LA (1996), the sequel America clamored for (?)!  Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to s...

Hold on to your heterosexuality, this is going to get manly. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Child, we worry whether she lost it, you know...We watched Top Gun (1986), do you feel the need? And listen through the credits. Trust me. Please, rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out...

Why, hello there! Thank goodness we're done with that really creepy October (unless you want one more spook, than join my comedy group  Cineprov  is riffing over the movie  Gargoyles (1972)  at the Plaza theater on 11/2! THE DAY THIS DROPS). So this November, we decided to go with a little bit more family-friendly theme. We picked a handful of films that I, in particular, saw as a kid. All of thes...

Well there, buddy guy, Happy Tricks or Treats! Well, if you think all the peoples around deserve a treat, rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with  Alex Cummings ,  Doomed to Repeat  with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podc...

Hey there friend, want to help out a guy? Well, here is the ticket! Rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with  Alex Cummings ,  Doomed to Repeat  with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, m...

First this! Rate and review us on  iTunes! ,  Stitcher!  or  Podbean!  Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with  Alex Cummings ,  Doomed to Repeat  with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! Finally, if you want to see me in person, you should see the comedy group I am in,  Cine...

Hey all! This week we admire some practical effects and love us some mustachioed Wilford Brimley and bemulleted Kurt Russell and get in the mood for some spookier and colder weather.  Some news! There is exciting things coming to Myopia and Dudeletter Podcasting, so why not follow us on Facebook or join the Facebook Group ! Follow us on Twitter @myopiapodcast! Rate and review us on iTunes! ,  Stit...

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we continue my series interviewing podcasts. This week we wrap up our bond month and talk movies with our Bond expert Matt Perini and talk about an upcoming spin off series, Mission Briefing!   Enjoy!

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we start what I hope will be a continuing series. I will go on to interview movie podcasters, reviewers, and theater programmers to talk about how they got into the business, what films they love, and see if we can't put a piece of their past on trial.   This week we have Eric Szyszka of We Hate Movies and Blame it On Outer Space.   Enjoy!