Clearwood Media
My Wardrobe Malfunction
My Wardrobe Malfunction is a podcast about dressing up, down and everything in between. Described as ‘the Desert Island Discs of clothes’, the podcast celebrates what we wear, why we wear it and why sometimes we wish we didn’t. Launched in 2020 and originally hosted by Susannah Constantine, we came back in 2025 with Charlie Hedges in the hot seat - welcoming a dazzling array of guests from film, music, TV, fashion, politics, sport and beyond. The only requirement? They must wear clothes. (At least during the interviews.)
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Episodes
S4 Ep6: Andrea McLean and her PVC palaver 14.10.2020 57:05
Today's special guest is broadcaster, author, CEO and one of the Loose Women Andrea McLean! She and Susannah discuss carnivals, crying and a breakfast TV calamity... Andrea's new book, This Girl Is On Fire, is out now and available to order at thisgirlisonfire.com . You can also find her on Instagram , Twitter and Facebook . Thanks to our scorching house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com...
S4 Ep5: James McVey and his sleeveless surrender 10.10.2020 32:49
Today's special guest is James McVey, lead guitarist and elder statesman of The Vamps! He and Susannah talk tattoos, body image and themed weddings... Speaking of weddings, listen to The Vamps' new single Married In Vegas here . Their new album, Cherry Blossom, is out on October 16. Find James on Instagram and Twitter . Find The Vamps at the vamps.net and on YouTube , Instagram , Twitter , Faceboo...
S4 Ep4: Francesca Hayward and her revealing Rhapsody 08.10.2020 38:45
Today's special guest is principal dancer of The Royal Ballet, actress and fashion fanatic Francesca Hayward! She and Susannah talk costumes, kimonos - and cobblers... Find Francesca on Instagram @frankiegoestohayward . Thanks to our magnificent house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you li...
S4 Ep3: Lulu and her missing upholstery 06.10.2020 47:11
Today's special guest is one of Susannah's dearest friends, the legendary singer Lulu! Among many other things, they discuss 'posh girls' hair', Lulu's most horrifying experience on stage and David Bowie's thighs... Find Lulu at luluofficial.com and on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook and YouTube . Thanks to our superb house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new...
S4 Ep2: Nicola Benedetti and her sliding strap 04.10.2020 34:05
Today's special guest is the exquisitely talented Nicola Benedetti, violinist and founder of the Benedetti Foundation. She and Susannah discuss audience-free Proms, headache-inducing shopping - and not one but two major clothing calamities... Find out more about the Benedetti Foundation at benedettifoundation.org and listen to Nicola's new Elgar album here . Find Nicola at nicolabenede...
S4 Ep1: Reverend Richard Coles and his flying chalice 01.10.2020 49:57
Today's special guest is the truly one-of-a-kind cleric, broadcaster and former Communard Reverend Richard Coles! He and Susannah discuss dance delusions, egos, sandals, grief - and swap their favourite building site jeers. Find Rev Coles on his website at richardcoles.com and on Twitter , Instagram and Facebook . Thanks to our transcendent house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com &...
S3 Ep8: Sarah Parish and her denim disaster 28.09.2020 32:35
Our latest special guest is the fabulous actress, 'fishwife' and charity founder Sarah Parish. She and Susannah discuss BBC meetings, The Murray Parish Trust fundraising, embracing navy and shrinking underwear... Find The Murray Parish Trust at themurrayparishtrust.com and on Instagram , Twitter and Facebook . And find Sarah on Twitter and Instagram . Thanks to our astounding house ban...
S3 Ep7: Ruth Davidson and her emergency panel 26.09.2020 51:37
This week's special guest is the fabulous MSP, author, columnist and 'crisp fetishist' Ruth Davidson! She and Susannah discuss block colours, monobrows, university, coming out, confidence, insecurities - and even (briefly) Kim Jong-un... Find Ruth on her website here and on Twitter . Thanks to our splendid house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you...
S3 Ep6: Katie Piper and her overnight frock 21.09.2020 29:33
Today's special guest is the remarkable Katie Piper - author, presenter, campaigner, podcaster, model, new Songs of Praise presenter and founder of the Katie Piper Foundation. It was launched in 2009, a year after Katie was brutally attacked, sustaining life-changing injuries. She and Susannah discuss how clothes played a vital role in her recovery, whether or not they're alpha females - and Katie...
S3 Ep5: Jake Shears and his squidged ball 19.09.2020 1:07:11
Episode 13 is a very special one. Recorded in September 2019, Jake Shears (singer, author, Scissor Sisters frontman and one of Susannah's best friends) talks wet T-shirts, panic attacks and, er, 'hammocks'... Warning: the language and content are even more graphic than usual (if that's possible). Find Jake on his website at jakeshears.com and on Instagram , Twitter and Facebook . Thank...
S3 Ep4: Skin and her leather lido 15.09.2020 41:20
This week's special guest is the mighty Skin, lead singer and songwriter of Skunk Anansie and one of Susannah's dearest friends. The pair discuss school uniform, singing with Pavarotti and wearing a duck suit... Skin's new memoir, 'It Takes Blood And Guts', is out on 24 September. Order it here . Find Skin at skinmusic.net , Instagram , Twitter and Facebook . Thanks to our sensational house...
S3 Ep3: Georgia Toffolo and her splitting sleeves 13.09.2020 25:40
This time our special guest is Queen of the Jungle, broadcaster, author and ray of joy Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo! She and Susannah discuss doggy DNA, 'granny chic' and naughty fiction... Pre-order Toff's new novel, Meet Me In London, here . Find Toff on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook and YouTube . Thanks to our magnificent house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course...
S3 Ep2: Christopher Biggins and his teenage kaftan 10.09.2020 28:47
Today's special guest is King of the Jungle, Grand Dame of Panto and all-round legend Christopher Biggins! He and Susannah discuss straw hats, duvet jackets and channelling Emperor Nero... Find Biggins on Twitter and Instagram . Thanks to our superb house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a...
S3 Ep1: Steph McGovern and her gaffer tape dress 07.09.2020 43:07
In the first episode of season three (or ep 9 of the Zoom batch, we can't decide which), Susannah is joined by journalist, presenter, former engineer and retired Irish dancer Steph McGovern! They discuss everything from new babies and 'the lipstick effect' to borrowed jump suits and Donald Trump chat up lines... Find Steph on Twitter @stephlunch . Her new TV show, Steph's Packed Lunch , starts on...
S2 Ep8: Ashley Roberts and her swirling microphone 04.09.2020 25:11
In our eighth episode (and what we're calling the official end of season two, even though season three begins in about two days), Susannah is joined by Ashley Roberts - singer, actress, presenter, host and one fifth of the Pussycat Dolls! She tells Susannah about her love of Goldie Hawn, UK street style and TikTok... Find Ashley on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook and TikTok . Thanks to...
S2 Ep7: Deborah Meaden and her hidden jodhpurs 02.09.2020 30:26
In our seventh episode, Susannah is joined by successful entrepreneur and formidable Dragons' Den investor Deborah Meaden. They discuss the joy of stepping out of your comfort zone, the pain of early mornings and the perils of satin harem pants... Find Deborah on Twitter , Facebook and on her website at deborahmeaden.com . Thanks to our magnificent house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com...
S2 Ep6: Anton Du Beke and his tailcoat trauma 31.08.2020 30:41
In our sixth episode, the dream team is back! Susannah chats to Strictly legend, author and fitness guru Anton Du Beke about wafers, hair transplants, hand made curtains - and eventually they get round to talking clothes... Find Anton on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook , YouTube and on his website at antondubeke.tv. Thanks to our stupendous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . ...
S2 Ep5: Dame Zandra Rhodes and her magical shawl 29.08.2020 28:31
In our fifth episode, Susannah meets one of her true icons, the irrepressible fashion designer Dame Zandra Rhodes. The pair discuss giant jewellery, dressing Freddie Mercury and lockdown hair dye tips... Find Dame Zandra on Instagram , Twitter and Facebook and on her website at zandrarhodes.com Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge...
S2 Ep4: Daisy May Cooper and her shredded bin bags 26.08.2020 29:29
Our fourth episode is with Daisy May Cooper, BAFTA-winning actress and co-writer of This Country. She and Susannah discuss nightmare weddings, whispering Dragons and dead woodlice… Find Daisy on Instagram @daisymaycooper. Thanks to our thrilling house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us...
S2 Ep3: Michael Simkins and his sweating lion 24.08.2020 20:06
Our third episode is with actor, author and all-round legend Michael Simkins! Find Michael on Twitter @michael_simkins. And here's a link to Michael's performance in Stephen Sonheim's 'Company' discussed in the interview. Thanks to our heavenly house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give...
S2 Ep2: Donna Air and her barbecue tongs 18.08.2020 15:03
Our second episode is with actress, model, businesswoman and one of Susannah's best friends Donna Air! Find Donna on Instagram and Twitter @donnaair. Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe...
S2 Ep1: Matt Preston and his DIY zipper 18.08.2020 22:11
We're back! And our first new episode is with award-winning food author, clothing connoisseur and MasterChef Australia judge Matt Preston! Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter @mattscravat. Thanks to our glorious house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, w...
My Wardrobe Malfunction update 30.05.2020 1:58
Head right here to see chats (so far) with Steph McGovern, Ashley Roberts, Deborah Meaden, Anton Du Beke, Dame Zandra Rhodes, Daisy May Cooper, Michael Simkins, Donna Air and Matt Preston. Plus more than a dozen Virtual Pyjama Party guests! You can also keep up to date with our ramblings on Instagram , Twitter and Facebook . And, of course, please keep sending in your brilliant clothing calamities...
S1 Ep8: Stacey Dooley and her shivering skirt 12.03.2020 38:31
Find Stacey on Instagram and Twitter and get hold of her book ‘On the Front Line with the Women Who Fight Back’ in all good bookstores. Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook and on their website . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about...
S1 Ep7: Dame Kristin Scott Thomas and her competitive corset 05.03.2020 39:38
Find Dame Kristin on Instagram and see Military Wives in UK cinemas nationwide from March 6. Thanks to our heavenly house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram , Twitter , Facebook and on their website . And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us a...
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