My Top Everything

It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subjects: The Purpose of Radar Guns, Who is Bloody Mary?, Spooky v. Scary (a Supreme Court case), WindowGate, Yoinks!, and A Man's Opus. Follow us at @MyTopEverythingPodcast on Insta for updates! Email us a...

Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk about the distrations we're most thankful for this year. Broached subjects: Grace isn't that bad, "real" dating shows like Love Is Blind, America's Greatest Airplane Pasttime, Are Hobbies Distractions?,...

Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and The Seat of Her Pants, Ray Romano is OK (for now), are henchmen good spouses?, and Groot the Alien Monster.  Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast...

Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date.  Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die, BookTok, crazy enneagram girls, CHIPS WITHOUT DIP?!?, "the divorce," Tonks and her flesh prison,...

Geology is full of mysteries that scientists are still trying to figure out today. Join us as we talk about our favorites. Broached topics: upside-down cups vs. columns, Mushrooms: The Perfect Shape, PCR Inventor Is Definitely Still Alive, erosion, erosion, erosion, Marian hates geology & astronomy sucks too, the power of pocket gophers, do we know why earthquakes happen?, Geology is Sexy, mag...

We're joined by one of our best childhood friends, Anna, as we explore jobs we'd do if they actually paid well. Broached topics: pussona, carte blanche, bangs & banging, jobs for youngest children, Anna's Goldilocks Mountain, I Love You... BUT, North Korean bereavement comedians, Mousegate, federal crimes in spying, A Job Is An Exchange Mara!, vegan taste testing, board game hitmen, and rigged...

Apologies for the gender-centric subject of this episode. We'll be sure to roast neutral baby names and baby boy names in the future.  Broached topics: genital shirts, lobbing it out of the park, Cambian parks, top 50 friends, LadyBirding, quoches, Name Your Daughters Vulva!, cat butthole, pretty diseases, Look it Up or Make it Up, Guess What Mara Means, b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i, George Foreman VI, an...

Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're running late, we all engage in daily battles with various nemeses. In the podcast, you'll learn ours so that if you ever see us IRL, you can annoy us endlessly. Broached topics: selling our souls throug...

There are a lot of frustrating TV main characters out there, but these ones really get our goat. And for the first time ever, all three of us have the same person on our list. It's a very special occasion for an especially frustrating lead! Honorable mentions include:  1. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiam  2. George Costanza (aka Larry David), Seinfeld  3. Seinfeld, Seinfeld  4....

Take a walk on the spooky side this week as we discuss our top 3 *mostly* personal experiences with the paranormal. Strap in for an hour of ghosts, phantoms, mimics, and poltergeists and we'll see if we can make you believe. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

We immediately regretted picking panic attacks as a topic. On the plus side, this episode features amusing hiking stories, tattoos, and general existential dread.  Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

What even are vegetables? Turns out, we're not so sure. We thought this was going to be a 40 minute episode, tops. Unexpectedly, we have a lot of feelings about radishes, tubers, whether legumes qualify, if vegetables exist, and red leaf lettuce. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questio...

What are the worst things we've witnessed a kid do? Turns out for Mara, not much. A mild jump scare makes Mara's top 3, Cara watches kids accidentally hurt themselves a lot, and Marian once took care of a serial-killer-to-be. Surprisingly, no one mentions that Marian poops her pants in this episode. If what you heard about Camp Hantesa from Cara in this episode and it sounds like something you wan...

In our last episode, we each earned a million dollars by doing something crazy. Now, find out what each of us are going to do with our newfound fortunes! Listen on to hear about fan-fics, mustard, and cattle. If what you heard about Camp Hantesa from Cara in this episode sounds like something you want to support, head on over to https://www.campfireiowa.org/support/donate/ to let them know it! Fol...

In this podcast, we answer what's been on every listener's minds... what would we do for a million dollars? If you want to hear about anechoic chambers, Walden, and stray cat stew, then listen on. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

What are our Top 3 conspiracies we think could be true? Turns out Cara believes in nothing, Mara thinks a lot about dinosaurs, and Marian is suspicious of celebrities. Follow us on Twitter at @MyTopEverything for updates and to join the conversation! Email us at mytopeverythingpodcast@gmail.com with topic suggestions, comments, questions, or sponsor offers.

What are our Top 3 pet peeves? We start off strong so if you don’t like bathroom talk you’ll want to head straight to minute 14. Pet Peeve Honorable Mentions, so you can make sure NEVER TO DO THESE EVER AGAIN AROUND US: Unglazed pots and pans Loud crunching, chewing, or humming while eating Improper use or omission of the Oxford Comma No prices listed on food menus For that matter, no prices liste...

Come along on a scary carnival ride with us as we face our most irrational and terrifying fears. Follow us on Twitter at @mytopeverything

Who are the top 5 cartoon characters we’d date AND take home to our parents? This one’s a wild ride so buckle in! Follow us on Twitter at @mytopeverything