My Therapist Ghosted Me

This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World, pregnancy p*rn, blocking exes and some recommendations for the Edinburgh Fringe. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For...

This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode...

There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to Sex & The City. This episode is proof. Meanwhile, Vogue isn't sure what a duck is and she sat on a bee. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mythe...

This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting stories from the emails. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joa...

It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, but she might become a 'pub quiz person'.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, vis...

This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a booty-call ghosting, a boyfriend who won't shut up and another sexy greyhound. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com...

It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning of the week, then Joanne's laptop died forever, followed by the rest recorded on Thursday. Wild. Contained within are Vogue's Glasto antics, Joanne's Taylor antics and even more lost airpods (from BOTH parties this time...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Pl...

This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language...

Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne muses. Meanwhile Vogue discovers homosexual wildlife and we have a good old rummage around the latest celeb goss including Pink's not-so-flattering flying routine, Taylor Swift mania and Brittney's give-a-sh*t reaction to JT's recent arrest. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hell...

It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party and Joanne throws down the gauntlet for an Uber-off.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about...

Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the results, but she's noticed a lot of rough and ready football fans about and that's enough for her. Meanwhile, Vogue is considering hypnotherapy, but she needs to get her moneys worth.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: glo...

How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbed by the Pope. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannem...

Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue in Tanzania and Joanne in London, there's plenty to catch up on, including Vogue's hairstyle choices and how it went when TRINNY came to visit. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch...

This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This...

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit:...

This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin tale and a hen costume to remember.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, j...

Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a lot about the praying mantis. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joa...

This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible lad she's seeing is the right choice. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, j...

The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with Magic Mike and the mad story of Belle Gibson. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gig...

This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, Magic Mike. Plus, the verdict on Vogue's big pink jacket and LOTS of performative behaviour.   If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapi...

So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities are doing it. Plus, boyfriend jeans, skinny jeans... Who knows?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information ab...

All of the emails you send into hello@MTGMpod.com are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vintage submission. Plus, a questionable game of 'Smash or Pass.' If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more informat...

This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry and preparing for a fit girl summer.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: w...

Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in explaining why. Plus, a fantastic email about sisterly love.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more informa...

Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue is an "island person" and the whole thing with Jojo Siwa.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about...