My Sister Made Me View It: The Stormlight Archive

Ugh. Characters are growing and changing for the BETTER and Emily doesn’t get to hate on them anymooooore. (NOT MOASH THOUGH. Never Moash.) Shallan’s gotta pull a miracle out of thin air and Megan is retiring the Elhokar voice and will now only bring it out on special occasions. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy...

We’re getting closer and closer to the ennnnnd. Everyone gather round the gloryspren glow to hear this week’s tale where everyone is in favor of locking Shallan away…to be “safe”, Amaram is playing favorites, and the plot to kill the king moves forward as Moash prepares to betray everything Bridge Four stands for. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each...

Good heavens. Pai is told to grow where you’re planted, or something like that and instead chooses the nuclear option. Two sisters DO NOT fight. And TARAVANGIAN. Seriously, sir. Put that thing back where it came from OR SO HELP ME… Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtu...

It’s chasm-fiend TIIIIIME, Kaladin is all noble and self-sacrificing and Shallan is having NONE of that, and Dalinar FINALLY makes the connection WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Yikes. Emily needs to STOP channeling Dalinar and learn how to delegate and let MEG learn how to post the episodes so they’re not LATE. Kaladin STILL has not learned his lesson about letting people SLEEP IN, and Shaylawn Dayvar is MVP! (I mean, she USUALLY is ANYWAY, but she’s SUPER COOL TODAY. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a good...

Man, it’s been a rough week for EVERYBODY. Kaladin’s powers are waning, poor Renarin is espresso-depresso, Dalinar and Navani seem to be suffering from libel, AND somebody’s been messing around with BRIDGES. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b...

Emily nearly injured herself this week from ROLLING HER EYES AT MOASH AND KALADIN. Boys. Don’t we know by now that MURDER IS WRONG??? And Adolin is FINALLY released from prison. Our poor boy has been languishing for DAYS. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6...

Everything’s good and everything’s fine. Everything fine and good and fine. ESPECIALLY for Eshoni. ALL IS FIIIIINE. Oh yeah, and for Kaladin too. No problems here in jail. No siree. Here’s the link to the Transformers fic that was mentioned in the episode: https://archiveofourown.org/series/913458 Xenoethnography by Therrae (Dasha_mte) Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We ad...

We meet Lift (not Lyft), Emily falls in love with the literary tendencies of the Bronze Palace, and could this be the beginning of New and Improved Szeth? (Eh, probably not. Pretty sure there’s WAY more murder in his future). Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK...

Holy Cannoli, Batman! The long awaited LIVE SHOW at Dragonsteel Con! (It’s been so long since we recorded this one, I can’t even remember what happens. I’m sure it’s nothing TOO big or life changing.) Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Emily is TIRED of being a WITCH! Shallan lets a couple of things slip SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE, Adolin duels and catches the ire of EVERYONE, and what in BLUE BLAZES is Dalinar THINKING?!?! Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

First Date! First Date! First DAAAAAAATE! It’s Emily’s DREAM PAIRING of Shallan and Adolin! Flutter your eyelashes along with Shallan, barely escape with your life while dodging a highstorm, and dodge the political snubs from other jealous light-eyes. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/p...

Our Bridge Four Boys get to use a SHARDBLADE and Moash CUTS in line to do so (OF COURSE), Adolin gets ignored and thinks it’s kinda hot, Shallan is manifesting some intense eldest daughter vibes, and Emily was right ABOUT SO MANY THINGS. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eoc...

Emily suffers for the sake of art, Kaladin steals Adolin’s little brother, we meet Shallan’s OC (do not steal) and the Ghostbloooooods! Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Shallan bluffs her entire way through everything with two pairs of NOTHING. Adolin sees someone across a crowded room and Kaladin becomes a workplace bully. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Emily is SO right yet SO WRONG about SO MANY THINGS. Jasnah is STILL dead (no she’s not - Emily), and another of Shallan’s mentors joins her in her fate. Kaladin has to walk 10 flights of stairs. Eshoni gets a makeover. Vasher begrudgingly takes on a new student. There is no Nightblood. Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but...

AUGH. I guess this can’t really be categorized as a cliffHANGER…more like a cliff…faller? Because GUESS WHO IS BAAAAAACK, BABY!?!?!? SZETH! And he’s coming for DALINAR. NOOOOOOOO! Check out the ‘My Sister Made Me a Playlist’ on Spotify. We add a new song for each episode. It’s a goodie, but a weirdy. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Two of our MAIN CHARACTER MEET! And it goes about as well as anyone expected. Also, for you pastry fans out there, stop what you’re doing IMMEDIATELY. Meg has something SHE MUST TELL YOU. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

The king was FINE. Ugh. ALSO, Shallan is definitely a con lady. Yes siree, no fancy light-eyed ladies here, Tyn. Move along. And Geeze. Kaladin is never happy unless he’s bossing people around. Let Adolin use his free time HOWEVER HE WANTS. Check out our My Sister Made Me a Playlist! One new song for every episode! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

It’s Shallan-a-palooza up in here this week! And it’s NOT ABOUT THE JOURNEY. It’s about the POTENTIAL. Also: We few, we happy few. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Emily loves Renarin, OKAY, MEG? SHE WOULD NEVER FORGET HIM. We see Kaladin learn something about his powers, Shallan is still in le trouble, and a visitor is revealed. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Meg and Emily read chapters 13-15 this week. Adolin’s superstitions pay off in the dueling ring and Shallan finds herself surrounded by enemies. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

We tackle Interludes 3 & 4 this week and have VERY different opinions on the little cliff diving adventure that happens. We also present our very own ‘What If’ episode. And if there’s anything you take away from this episode, please let it be: Bats aren’t bugs! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

Check out Chapters 12 and Interludes 1 and 2 with Meg and Em this week! We learn….NEVER to trust ANYTHING Megan says EVER and Emily KNEW things had been going TOO WELL. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42

This week we read about the Santhid performing a miracle that Emily refuses to believe. She also doesn't know what she wanted from Shallan in these chapters, but it wasn't THIS! We also meet THE most illustrious character in all of Brandon Sanderson's novels....the STICK. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/331eocM1MOtuJXg2DK4vB6?si=150ee4912b604d42