My Mate Bought A Toaster

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn are a podcasting comedy duo who go by the name of The Scummy Mummies. They're rude, funny and uncompromising in their belief that the answer to all live comedy is to just buy a prop on Amazon. This is a highly enlightening ride into the heart of what makes a great team work. The answer, it turns out, is velvet, inflatables and a meditation cushion. And much, much more....

The hilarious comedian, voiceover artist and full time Scot joins us this week, to discuss parenthood, yoga, and just what IS the best thing to do with your childrens' teeth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from waking the nation up on Magic, Harriet Scott woke Tom and Sam up with a stunning Amazon History. It's all there: plans to sell pickles for a living, a sudden passion for astronomy and researching your future husband's religion in academic depth. There's also the most definitive proof that self help books work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Green is a great stand-up comic by night, sure, but what does he do during the day? Well, judging by this, he spends most of his time buying books about books by Martin Amis, falling in love with bins, and buying an actual table tennis bat even though he's a fully grown adult. To be fair you should never judge a comedian by their episode of My Mate Bought a Toaster, although if you do then Ma...

Episode 20! How on earth have we got here?? This week Tom and Sam find themselves in the company of one of the tallest men in the show off business. A comedian, presenter, and wearer of silk pants, Mark lets us see his Amazon history and it isn't long before some of the big topics come up: sleep masks, milk frothers and possibly the worst Mick Jagger impression of all time. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast....

Look who's here! It's only Bec Bloomin' Hill! She comes in for some shop shaming with Tom and Sam, who swiftly uncover a history of Twin Peaks, Teasmades and bee beards. There's also the finest cheese invention EVER. Seriously. EVER EVER. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The effortlessly hilarious Joel Dommett drops in for some Amazon revelations. As ever things take an odd turn as he and Tom end up discussing Estonian swingers, foreskins and the best music to have played at your funeral. Stretch it in the bath mate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lizzie Roper! Star of stage, screen, adverts, Edinburgh, voiceovers and much more besides. She opens up and takes us on a shopping journey that begins with disappointing softcore DVDs and ends in an avalanche of mesh WIFI and knitting. It's quite the journey, and contains more Christian Slater stories than you can whip a pair of trousers at. ENJOY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Comedian and writer and man of at least three very funny voices (more available on request), we welcome the wonderful Jake Yapp along to Toaster towers. His Amazon purchase history leads to a rich and varied discussion with such intellectual high points as what a flap hub is, who really benefitted from Nuts TV, and how to steal from Celine Dion. Jake also talks openly and candidly about being an a...

The very wonderful brain, and indeed entire body, of Adam Hess comes into the Toaster studio. We talk about pretty much every topic available, including hot air ballooning etiquette, what happens when you hate music, and who really is the general public? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for us to find out what lurks in Welsh stand-up Jenny Collier's amazon purchase history. We'll discover that connect 4 is played by the devil, that a £5 bird feeder doesn't last long, and that an emoji air freshener does not smell like an actual dancing lady. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of the hilarious new Channel 4 show "The Tez O'Clock Show", we're joined by Tez Ilyas. Boy does he bring his A(mazon) Game. There's Star Wars, guides to management, a perfect date that is abandoned in favour of a queue for a book, and we also stumble across perhaps the finest laptop sleeve of all time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Him off of telly with the huge hair - it's time for us to crank open David's Amazon files and rifle through his affairs like the podcast spies that we are. From his I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! NOW! presenting days with Joe Swash and Laura Whitmore to his stint on Safeword with Katherine Ryan and more recently chatting funnies on Zoe Ball on Saturday we see what purchases fuelled his wor...

Radio presenter (Talk, Virgin and others), inventor (of the Holy Moly website), and lead singer (1990s indie band The Beekeepers), Jamie drops in to Toaster Towers to share his passion for Spiderman, hammers and Matt Edmonson's skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you've ever asked yourself: "what has the writer and radio presenter Danny Wallace bought on Amazon over the years? I bet there's some odd things in there..." then this really is the episode for you. We compare nose hair trimmers to Porsches, we discuss cut grass as a drink, and we find out exactly what Tony Blackburn gets up to at lunch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

This week Dane Baptiste drops into the Toaster studios to reveal his Amazon history in all its glory. What do we chat about? Oh the usual: Mystic Meg, pimps and the best leather bed with LED lights. Another typical episode then. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of Balls of Steel, Dirty Sexy Funny and the brilliant new podcast Frank, we managed to get Olivia Lee to open up her Amazon account and let us have a good root around. And boy, oh boy did we find things. Lamps, carbon monoxide alarms, self-help books, more carbon monoxide alarms and plenty more. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff Lloyd off of the 5 Live, the Reasons to be Cheerful Podcast and so much more, steps into the Toaster studio and unleashes a torrent of Amazon purchases on our behinds. Featuring the weirdest ever use of cornflakes, the ins and outs of karaoke etiquette and an actual toaster. The very first on this show. Finally. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lucy Porter rocks planet toaster with an Amazon history full of delights. If, like us all, you wanted to know what to buy Winston Churchill's grandson, this episode has the answer. If you wonder what you should wear on your feet in a river, this episode has the answer. And most importantly if you're looking to laugh along with one of the UK's finest comics - this episode also supplies the goods, a...

Pete Donaldson off of Absolute Radio, The Football Ramble Podcast and Hartlepool drops by and allows Tom into his highly confidential Amazon account. And so begins a journey of armpit wipes, binoculars and handcuffs. And he seems like such a lovely guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of Sherlock, Stella and a shed load of other telly stuff - a brilliant actor and hilarious human being to boot, Yasmine Akram joins us to have her Amazon royally rifled through. Featuring wigs, teeth whitener, powdered peanut butter and ahem, some toys. For grownups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jon Holmes is an idiot. He's only gone and let Sam Baines and Tom Price log right into his amazon account. In there they'll find such gems as an escutcheon (whatever the heck that is), a utility belt, and an inappropriate book bought on a seriously inappropriate day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cariad Lloyd swings by the Toaster Studios and stupidly brings her Amazon password with her. Expect tails of joining a Bio Kult, hoping that handwriting will change her life, and the finest secateurs that money can buy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Joly logs into his Amazon purchase history and trawls through his past, with Samantha Baines and Tom Price as his witnesses. Find out how he looked at dead sheep with Blur, inspired Radiohead, and broke into the BBC to get his belongings back after he'd been fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What? A new podcast? About the rubbish we buy on Amazon? Featuring celebs like Dom Joly, Lucy Porter, Cariad Lloyd and many many more? Sign us up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.