My First Fanfiction

In an Elle-driven chapter, Elle does her best to save her newly found best friend/cousin Zoinks from a fiery car crash.    Chapter Summary: Is there enough time to save Zoey (Zoinks)?   Follow us on social media!   Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Bill and Elle brainstorm some of the worst baby names known to man, and Elle makes her first 'official?' psychic prediction.    Chapter Summary: Elle's first psychic prediction   Follow us on social media!   Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

The cat's out of the bag: Elle's preggo (the character, not our host)! How will Bill take the news that he's going to be a father with his girlfriend who just lost her foster son? Will Elle's third (fourth?) new family accept her and her band of misfits?    Chapter Summary: Elle can see the future but will she like what she sees?   Follow us on social media!   Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter...

In our shortest chapter to date we get the juiciest plot twist - well, is it really a plot twist if we called it in the last chapter?   Chapter Summary: Whats the big secret?   Follow us on social media!   Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Our hosts are back in their ridiculously hot guest room for this week's episode which whisks us away to the foreign land of either Hungary or Romania, it's not entirely clear which. We encounter yet another fanfiction trope, and our narrator leaves us out on a critical piece of information. Chapter Summary: What's the verdict? Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfi...

Elle's mother returns as this week's guest host, as Elle went back to her hometown to escape a heat wave. Things go from bad to worse for our heroine, as she's abandoned by Tokio Hotel and spends a week in jail. Chapter Summary: Trial by jury. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Author Elle dooms host Elle to spend an entire episode saying words she can't pronounce because of her lisp. A not-so-interesting discovery is made in the search for Jacob, and we finally find out where we are. We're in Canada, who would've thought! Chapter Summary: The *** has been found and its not who we thought it would be. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myf...

The search is on for Jacob, the son Elle had to unexpectedly take under her wing and forced her to quit Tokio Hotel. German cops are once again overwhelmed by their staggering responsibilities, and a very suspicious nanny neglects her one job. Chapter Summary: Oh where oh where could he be? Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionp...

This episode features our first ever double guest appearance - and they're new guests at that! Diane and Dustin, Duncan's mom and younger brother, dive head first into a heavy chapter of Forgotten Memories. Rooms are multiplied, geography is changed, and time is bent. But most importantly, we realize perhaps Gaby wasn't meant to end up with Tom. Chapter Summary: Someone disappears but who will it...

Surprise, a year has gone by! Jacob has grown into a grizzled veteran pirate, and Elle has settled into her totally casual life as an artist at 'some studio.' Things take a turn for the worse for the Tokio Hotel boys, and we finally learn that Elle was in fact worth keeping around in the band. Chapter Summary: One year later. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfir...

We're back from vacation! Chapter 24 left us on an enormous cliffhanger - Elle quit the band yet again because she found out she was selected to be a foster parent. How did she wind up becoming a foster parent? Because she got drunk and signed up to become one at a convention, of course. Chapter Summary: Time to meet Jacob! Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirst...

Rachel returns for what may be our next big milestone chapter: a pregnancy announcement. Things take an extremely unexpected turn, and this story proves yet again that you really shouldn't let teenagers drink, or let 13 year olds write about teenagers drinking. Chapter Summary: Tequila can really go a long way Weekly Featured Podcast: The Drunk Guys Podcast Follow us on social media! Facebook: My...

Duncan is back in the guest host hot seat as chapter twenty three finds Elle stuck with yet another set of questionable doctors. Southern Bill returns as he tries to save Elle within one week before the hospital pulls the plug on her (because that's how hospitals work). Chapter Summary: Will Elle get better or will the doctors just have to pull the plug instead? Follow us on social media! Facebook...

Rachel has claimed the 'pregnancy announcement chapter' so she's re-entered the guest host rotation in preparation for what Elle thinks will be the long awaited announcement. Southern/Old Town Road Bill returns as he grapples with the fact that Elle's facing yet another near death stay in the hospital. Chapter Summary: Its all Bills fault Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Tw...

Chanelle is back again for another chapter that makes everyone question author Elle's moral compass. It's the twins' birthdays and Elle has some surprises in store (of the sexual variety?). Except nothing goes the way that she planned it. Chapter Summary: A birthday present goes horribly wrong. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfict...

Chanelle returns as our guest host to take on the role of Gabi - the character based after her! Things are certainly lighter than our last chapter, but they make a whole lot less sense. The healthiness of Bill and Elle's relationship is called into question, and we discuss those terrible Myspace era blinged out photos/collages. Send us your cringey overly edited photos from the Myspace/scene kid e...

Duncan and Elle tackle yet another short but action packed chapter. Duncan reminisces on his college acting career, and Gabi makes a critical reappearance in our story. Chapter Summary: Well the title pretty much says it all Weekly Featured Podcast: FriGay the 13th Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfi...

Host Elle deals with acid reflux, while heroine Elle nearly commits a felony in our shortest chapter to date! Chapter Summary: As expected Elle beats the crud out of Mandy and does something to get back at Bill. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Our heroine faces off against her arch nemesis, Mandee, and Elle and Duncan quickly take Mandee's side. Southern Bill returns, and we question heroine! Elle's moral compass.  Chapter Summary: Karma bites Elle hard in the butt as she meets her old rival Mandy. Now Mandy wants something Elle has. Bill. Weekly Featured Podcast: Pomegranates & Pitchforks  Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First...

Elle is joined by her latest roommate, Duncan, as our characters take a much needed break from all of their terrible life events to go on vacation. Bill's intelligence is called into question once again, and all of Duncan's predictions go awry. Chapter Summary: Yeah its time for a vacation! Weekly Featured Podcast: The Queeroticast Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter:...

Chanelle returns for the most highly anticipated chapter thus far: Elle and Bill are finally taking their relationship to the ~sexual~ level. Things take multiple disappointing turns, including Elle and Chanelle revealing that they never went to the Cheesecake Factory like they said they would. And Elle is doing her first live show! Chapter Summary: The cure is found and Elle goes back with the ot...

Everyone's second best friend turned first best friend, Chanelle, is back again for a very exciting surprise that we can't reveal just yet! Elle faces off against her stalker yet again, and it's revealed that said stalker has a wardrobe of costumes that even Count Olaf would be envious of. But most importantly, Elle and Chanelle discuss their upcoming trip to The Cheesecake Factory. Chapter Summar...

My First Fanfiction returns to continue on with Elle and Bill's journey through Germany, New Jersey, and beyond with unlucky chapter thirteen! Elle's former roommate, Rachel, joins as Bill and Elle face their most difficult challenge yet: a psycho stalker. Chapter Summary: Elle finally meets her crazy psycho stalker. Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod...

Duncan flies across the country to join Elle for another riveting chapter of her fan fiction. In chapter twelve Elle will finally meet Bill and Tom's parents, we establish that Bill is definitely an idiot, and finally discover something Elle is bad at: cooking. Chapter Summary: Elle finally gets to meet Bill and Tom's parents Follow us on social media! Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Facebook:...

Our heroine Elle deals with the aftermath of her parents death, Bill finally wakes up from his vocal chord surgery, and Mr. Smith of the Federal Police Department takes on more responsibility. Chapter Summary: Elle thinks about the death of her parents Follow us on social media! Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Facebook: My First Fanfiction Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com