My Favorite Shtty Movie

[[:encoded, "Here's the audio version of our fargin Johnny Dangerously episode, iceholes."]]

[[:encoded, "Long before the Step Up franchise was stepping up, Sidney Poitier made a movie as step up as any Step Up, but it was called Fast Forward. Please be kind and rewind with us back to the time of Fast Forward."]]

[[:encoded, "Holy crap. This movie is bananas. So is the audio version of this podcast!"]]

[[:encoded, "Given how many of our neighbors still have their Christmas decorations up, we don't see why we can't drop our audio episode for Krampus in February."]]

[[:encoded, "Some of Eddie's movies aren't so great. This one better than Coming 2 America, anyway."]]

[[:encoded, "This week's audio version is on fire! And look at all the murderers!"]]

[[:encoded, "This is a real filthy picture! So depraved and wrong-headed! We loved it!"]]

[[:encoded, "This is the movie that was being John Malkovich before there was Being John Malkovich."]]

[[:encoded, "It's the classic American dream: to be the owner of a cab company AND the face of gamergate."]]

[[:encoded, "You are better off alive so you can listen to this podcast! Who knew suicide jokes could be so fun?"]]

[[:encoded, "There is precious little fire in this movie. Should have watched Backdraft."]]

[[:encoded, "He is considered by many to be the greatest president in history back when the United States was still a democracy. He also fought vampires."]]

[[:encoded, "\"My pronoun is COP.\""]]

[[:encoded, "Just because it is Thanksgiving doesn't mean you have to listen to your relatives. Just put in those ear buds, listen to us talk about a shitty movie, and keep smiling and nodding at those idiots across the table!"]]

[[:encoded, "Here's the audio version of our episode on To Die For. Guess what? It totally is."]]

[[:encoded, "Nothing scarier than the suburbs. And Tom Hanks don't like it!"]]

[[:encoded, "We celebrated one year of doing shows with this deep dive into the movie franchise that made us scared of the name Jason. Enjoy this epic audio version that is even longer than the new James Bond film!"]]

[[:encoded, "It's a no holds barred discussion about No Holds Barred with Kurt Fuller, star of No Holds Barred. And also Miracle Mile. He was in Miracle Mile. And maybe a Ghostbusters movie? Who the hell knows. Wayne's World."]]

[[:encoded, "Look, we get it. If you find some goop in your backyard, you want to bottle it and sell it. Just like Gwyneth Paltrow. But we are here to tell you that you are making a HUGE mistake."]]

[[:encoded, "This is the one where we made William Shatner mad with the help of a guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway?"]]

[[:encoded, "You had to know we'd go to Michael Bay land before long!"]]

[[:encoded, "What's it like to be trapped in space with Kirk Douglas? Very handsy, really."]]

[[:encoded, "We're sweet on this movie and very sweet on Gene Wilder even though he is playing a child murderer."]]

[[:encoded, "Listen to us get all tied up talking about this indie thriller with Joey Pants and Chucky's bride and that lady who got abused by Steven Seagal in Out for Justice."]]

[[:encoded, "45 is an ugly number, but that doesn't mean this episode isn't a humdinger. It's about Gotcha!!"]]