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We've finally made it to the end of Fourth Wing! And Matt (of course) has lots of thoughts... We crunch the numbers on cadet deaths TOG references (forever in our hearts) Hot or Not??? Dain's cheeky sex Matt jumps ship from Team Gryphon...to Team Venin? LIAM And, if you've read the next two books in the series, please enjoy the little breadcrumbs I sprinkled in that Matt never even not...

Dragons! Oranges! Kissing! This episode really has it all... We're talking through Chapters 17-28 of Fourth Wing. Only 13 chapters, you say? How could this possibly be almost 3 hours long? The answer is simple: Hot Xaden. We're having so much fun with this book! The next episode will be the final one for book 1 of the series!

We're talking all things dragons and Xaden!! Matt shares his thoughts on the first 16 chapters of Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Listen carefully for a new little jingle and for our horrible pronunciation skills, stronger than ever.

It's been a long time coming, but we're finally here: The End. Listen for Matt's FINAL thoughts on all things Throne of Glass. We're talking: The Cutest Couple Matt's favorite character The Hottest (& Nottest) sexy scene of the series Matt's Ultimate Thorn and Rose Both of our rankings of each book in the series Such a fun, bittersweet episode to record... But we're not done! Make sure to vote...

The LAST EPISODE in our Throne of Glass series! It's taken us a year, but we're finally here: The End. We're talking the last few chapters of Kingdom of Ash (100-121), and basically half of this is just us quoting all of the amazing quotes SJM gave us. What an ending, what a book, what a series!

The penultimate episode! What a heartbreaker this one is... We're talking through chapters 68-99 of Kingdom of Ash, where THAT happens. Oh, and THAT. Yep, there's lots to discuss in this one!! Angry Matt Dorian "Who Cares" Havilliard Evangeline's revenge "Live, Manon." Sad Matt "So Lorcan did." Back to Angry Matt

So many good scenes to talk about in our second episode of Kingdom of Ash! We're talking about through the rest of Part 1: Armies and Allies, including: Biology 101: what's a navel? "Fly, Farasha" Dorian's bra size All the Lord of the Rings references Matt predicts who he thinks isn't going to live to the end of the series

It's the beginning of the end!!! Matt is officially a quarter of the way through Kingdom of Ash! (prayers please). In this episode, we're talking through Chapters 1-31, including some of the best moments of the series, like: Dark and twisty Dorian The death of a small business saleswoman Elide's flow I am here, I am with you You do not yield

We're talking the epic finale of Chaol's journey in Tower of Dawn! Matt talks his favorite (and, of course, least favorite) moments, including... "Multiple rides" Bells = Birds Yrene's not-so-revelatory revelations Chaol's hero moment, but it's...backwards? The couch!

On to Part 2: Mountains and Seas from Tower of Dawn, and there's LOTS to discuss... How do you pronounce anything in this book? ...We still don't know Pirate spiders Thick thoraxes A sweaty Chaol should not be licked Let us know your thoughts in the comments!!

WE'RE BAAAACK! And we're talking all things Chaol and Part 1: The God City from Tower of Dawn by Sarah J. Maas. Some things to look forward to: Neither of us know how to pronounce anything in this book Lots of puns and dad jokes (apparently this is what happens when the MC is a dude) Matt tries to predict what will happen next (Who is secretly a Valg???)

It's happening!!! We're finally talking about THAT ENDING of Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas, including: Does Matt side with Aelin/Lysandra or Aedion concerning the...backup plan? Blood oath, shmood oath Callbacks to Crown of Midnight, Heir of Fire, AND Queen of Shadows (SJM, you genius, you) General sadness and trauma that we've come to expect from the last 100 pages of any SJM book

Just like that, Matt is almost through Empire of Storms! We're talking through Chapters 40-60, with lots of things to look forward to... Manon is in chains and Dorian likes it Lorcan gets a special note from Aelin Fire sex (Hot or Not?!) DORIAN'S PHANTOM HANDS Matt invents a new word: Fickey Elide gets her plot-convenient period Return of an old friend from Assassin's Blade! (plus a redheaded quee...

It's the moment you've all been waiting for...Matt has lost his book virginity!! We're discussing Chapters 25-39 of Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas, and yes, we spend plenty of time discussing Chapter 38. We're talking SEX-y times, sea dragons, and why Lysandra is better than everyone else.

We're diving in to the first 24 chapters of Empire of Storms! It's getting real!!!!We're talking about witches (and when THAT finally happens), Rowan's impending death (according to Matt), and sea dragons (totally just mentioned and never going to appear, right??).For those of you who have finished the series, please appreciate how well I hold it together when Matt gets dangerously close to predic...

The finale of the finale! We're wrapping up Queen of Shadows, and we've got some fun things to discuss: Lysandra's weak stomach Manon vs spines We need someone to explain Valg breeding to us. Actually, please don't. Kaltain. Is. Amazing. Matt is ready for the spice to kick into high gear

We are (almost) wrapping up Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas! Thanks to some technical difficulties, the episode got cut short, about halfway through. So consider this Part 1 of Part 3, with Part 2 coming soon!

A sexy, witchy time! We're talking about chapters 30-61 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas. Some things we discuss: Elide's chains are still there?? Arobynn smells like...cyanide The great underwear debate Handkerchief! Lots of Hot or Not Aedion the 5th wheel Chaol knows exactly how to get lost in this forest Obsessed, not Possessed

Listen as Matt starts his journey through Queen of Shadows! We're talking about the first 29 chapters, so spoiler warning for that and, of course, Assassin's Blade through Heir of Fire. Also, Matt embodies Dorian for a magical little intro song... Some other things to listen for: Jedi wisdom Vampire witches Do babies grow under the belly button? Caninification She's not within the triangle! Rowan'...

Our last episode on Heir of Fire! Listen for all of our thoughts on the crazy, tearful, and maybe a bit confusing ending. A few highlights... We read basically an entire chapter live because it's too good not to Matt gets validation for some of his predictions We still don't understand the magic triangle, crystals, or Chaol's magic studying habits Matt shares his thoughts on Rowan and Aelin...will...

We're talking all things Heir of Fire (through chapter 49)! Listening for all of Matt's thoughts, including: - Spider sex? - Abraxos is the cutest - Matt still loves Sorscha the most - We totally understand the triangle magic wave thing - Rowan is old and wise...sometimes - Feral fae sex...is it coming?

We’ve finally made it! Listen as Matt dives into Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas, aka the real start of the Throne of Glass series!! We’re talking witches, wyverns, magic, and…eternally grumpy Chaol. The real question is: will Matt’s love of new character Sorscha replace his forever favorite, Baba Yellowlegs?

"My name is Celaena Sardothien, and I will not be afraid...of this 4 hour episode." That's right, we're spending 4 HOURS discussing anything and everything (and we mean everything ) that goes down in The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. A little preview of some of our topics... The return of Adarlan's Batwoman New Girl fans, meet the Mute Master, you've seen him before We play Bang, Marry, Kill...

We're finally wrapping up Crown of Midnight by Sarah J. Maas! Join us as we discuss everything that goes down in Chapters 43-56. We've got plenty to discuss, including: - Matt's pitch for a Dorian/Chaol fanfic - Fleetfoot proves that dogs are better than people - Celaena is *special* Instagram : myfantasyhusbandpodcast

Join us for Part 2 (of 3) of our discussion of Crown of Midnight! Because soooo much happens in the second half of this book, we decided to break it into two. So in this episode, we are talking about Chapters 30-42. A little preview: Everyone's sad, people die, and we don't know how to say handkerchief.