My Cabbages! An Avatar Podcast

This week, our bags are packed, our fraudulent wrist straps are stacked with cash, and we're ready for our music fest turned Lord of the Flies. The Gaang blast through a fire nation blockade and Aang goes Chuck Norris on a flaming ball of dung. When they arrive at Fire Cay, they discover that the only band on the bill is the Village People. As Roku goes god-mode on the temple, one thing can b...

In this episode, Team Avatar questions cloud physics when they discover a large scab on the forest. Aang mourns the destruction while Katara practices her sharpshooting, and the three are confronted by a strange, presumptuous old man who enlists their help ghostbusting their village. The saeance goes bad, and Sokka gets taken by the spirit beast. Meanwhile, Iroh is giving Zuko additional scars of...

When Team Avatar finds a young Earthbender secretly practicing in the woods, they decided ignore common decency and shout out his location on insta. After some mild flirting, he's taken by Sulu and the Fire Nation troopers to a prison at sea. How will Team Avatar save the Earthbenders? Will Katara ever get over her savior complex? Will Sokka ever find love with the right fruit? You'll ju...

Aang heads to one of his old stomping grounds for seemingly no other reason than to put his friends in mortal danger for the sake of some cheap thrills. They are arrested for their mischief, and face threats of execution from an industrious merchant of cabbage. Faced with a potential criminal record, Aang tries to dine and dash, but fails his bluff check hard. With his friends being encased in the...

Aang's sight-seeing world tour is in full swing as he makes a pitstop at Kiyoshi Island to once again derail the campaign in order to make use of his ride bonus, but the group is suddenly captured by a bunch of... of... FEEEEEMALESSSSS? Sokka gets butthurt and channels his inner neckbeard while Aang spends most of the episode getting high off of instagram likes. After being trained by a few V...

Zuko and Iroh pass the buck back and forth when coming up with an excuse for their ship's damage, but they fail their bluff check real bad and get called out quickly by Admiral Zhou. Zuko gets pissed and challenges his Aaron Burr to a duel. Kickass firebending ensues. Meanwhile, Team Avatar isolates themselves in Aang's now vacant home as they attempt to fill their time with as many game...

After Sokka banishes Aang from his daycare service, he rallies his army of toddlers for combat. Zuko's ship goes in for a questionable parking job, and Sokka gets owned.  More than once. Aang is taken into the loosest of fire-nation custody, and promptly escapes. Katar and Sokka find Aang's ride or die out in the ice, but how will they fly to Aang's rescue without an instruction man...

Our Adventure Begins! Siblings Sokka and Katara are out fishing for the fam when Sokka gets his sexism everywhere and the boat crashes. Katara uses her wokeness to wake the Avatar, and he seems bent on taking this DnD campaign right off the rails with meaningless distractions, ride checks, and side-quests. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh establish their loving yet toxic workplace relationship. While Iroh...