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Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane welcome pop culture impresario and all-around amazing friend of the pod: Blakely Neiman Thornton! The trio discusses everything from Christian Siriano to lying about Black History Month to committing hate crimes to be intimate with Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this pop culture deep dive! Please follow Blakely on TikTok and I...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by extra special guest Andy Buckley! You may know Andy Buckley from his star turn as David Wallace on "The Office" but you may also know him from movies such as The Heat , Bridesmaids , Jurassic World , Horrible Bosses 2 , Lady Bird , and Sloane son's favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked . Andy a...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane vocally work through their likes and dislike of the 90's futuristic, outer space comedy romp, The Fifth Element! In this movie a rough, weathered ex-military cab driver is partnered with a 3-D printed space damsel who befriends a pansexual, gender fluid performer! Zach and Sloane begin this episode discussing how much they dislike th...

Send us Fan Mail This week on a very special episode of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap Pedro Pascal, wait, no they unwrap The Last of Us ! Basically Zach only allowed Sloane to do this episode because he thinks if he lets her talk about Pedro for 45 minutes straight maybe she’ll get it out of her system. Surprise bitch, she doesn’t! They talk daddy issues, Sears, and whether or not Joel Mi...

Send us Fan Mail On the season 1 finale of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 2023's Oscars and the well-deserved win for the one and only Brendan Fraser! Topics include Brendan Fraser, Brendan Fraser's outfit, Brendan Fraser's beautiful sons, and obviously Sloane talks about Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest !  Support the sho...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's sex pun filled nonsensical spy thriller: The World Is Not Enough ! Everyone in 1999 truly though James Bond was the hottest man alive with the coolest gear and the smoothest moves. In reality he is a cringe lord one fedora away from saying "m'lady" at a Russian spy named Petta Mybush. Aside from the puns,...

Send us Fan Mail Happy anniversary to us and all of you that have shared this journey with us! We can't believe it has been two years since we first cursed the world with our voices! We've been through so much with you all and we can't express our love and gratitude enough.  In celebration we are re-recapping The Mummy Returns! In the episode we unwrap Rachel Weisz's Anne Taylo...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast , Zach and Sloane are joined by a tiny, special guest to discuss 1999's The Mummy ! Sloane's son, Rex Steel, drops into the studio to discuss scarab beetles, ancient butts,  the beauty of Rachel Weisz and how to make a camel go faster. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodca...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest   Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite Ian Paget to unwrap 1998's crime thriller: A Perfect Murder . Turtlenecks abound in this richly styled sensual thriller where a geriatric man tries to get his teenage bride's artistic lover to murder her for money. There's drama, intrigue, gorgeous coats, meat thermometers, asshole...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 meta rom-com America's Sweethearts! In this movie Catherine Zeta Jones , once again, commands screen presence and takes our breath away, we question how John Cusack landed all of these leading man roles, and why we have to endure yet another female actor adorning a "fat" suit that makes her just look like a typical person. W...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are unwrapping 1996's groundbreaking adaptation of Shakespeare's greatest love story: Romeo + Juliet . Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite and star of the film, Jesse Bradford! Jesse discusses his time behind the scenes on the set of Romeo + Juliet , partying in Mexico with Leo DiCaprio, and the swee...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's sexual harassment fat phobic spinster comedy: Bridget Jones's Diary ! What a time it was back in 2001. Women could be considered obese if they weighed over 115 lbs and it was not only acceptable but actually fantastic if you were sexually harassed by your boss via email! Zach and Sloane talk about the problems of early aughts cinem...

Send us Fan Mail This week we couldn't resist discussing the most talked about episode of tv this week: episode 3 of The Last of Us.  Sure, we didn't get enough of daddy Pedro, but what we did get was big, burly, hairy, bearded, hot monkey sex between Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett. Thank you so much HBO for giving us everything we need!!!! Once we unpack the most heart wrenching 90 m...

Send us Fan Mail Breaking News live from Los Angeles (and Atlanta and Rhode Island): Brendan Fraser has been nominated for an Academy Award and Zach and Sloane have a LOT of thoughts on this special mini episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And m...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane finally got their butts around to recapping all 10 episodes of Real Housewives of Miami Season 5! Alliances have shifted. Insults have been thrown. Goats have been diapered. Cockies have been had. It's all so much and Zach and Sloane unpack it all in one little hour. Topics include everything from the everlasting beauty and brains of...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2003's American teen coming-of-age drama: Thirteen . The duo unpack the trauma of being a young teen girl with a hip hot mom, the hotness of Jeremy Sisto, and the pros of shoplifting for girls! It's a tough episode for Zach but smooth sailing for Sloane who essentially lived this movie and calls it a comfort film. Because she needs lots o...

Send us Fan Mail We're back!! And we finally saw our beloved Brendan in Darren Aronofsky's adaptation of the play The Whale . What a time we had in this theatre. We laughed. We cried. We sobbed. We shared reclining seats with strangers and movie bros on a random Wednesday morning. We reflected. We digested. And we wanted more. It's a redemption film for Brendan and it's surely...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's Christmas spectacle / Lindsay Lohan's return to Hollywood vehicle: Falling for Christmas . This movie had everything! Amnesia, caviar breakfasts, bisexual ice fishing, a biracial curly haired precocious kid, magical realism, traumatic brain injuries, Christmas bazaars and sparkly blazers worn at a holiday party. What more can you a...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by best friend of the pod, Jesse Chambliss to discuss 1998's gaslight heavy rom-com: You've Got Mail ! The once beloved fall classic hasn't exactly aged well. In fact it's kind of a disgusting disaster where a man cons his way into a jobless woman's sad little life. The trio discuss the problem...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's horny mom fantasy rom-com: Michael . It was a random choice but thank God (and the angels) that Zach and Sloane got their eyes on this film because it has everything fans of Mummy Dearest love: otherworldly entities, the guy who played Mario in the live action Super Mario Bros., untamed chest hair, overalls, milk chugging while smoking...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane unwrap  1995's American live-action/computer-animated supernatural dark fantasy comedy drama: Casper ! That description was a direct copy and paste from Wikipedia. Someone took their categorizing very seriously. During the episode Zach and Sloane discuss seances, 69s, and a one-armed Sonic. They discuss the movie too but that's kinda besides the...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the pod Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's underground well based horror classic: The Ring . The duo discuss the everlasting beauty of Naomi Watts, Adam Brody's cute little baby body, the girl from A Little Princess,  and the stupidity of panoramic underwater vacation photography. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest !  Support the show Vis...

Send us Fan Mail This is a super special sneak peak of the Mummy Dearest Patreon! On this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's iconic high-school vampire masterpiece: Twilight . Zach hates Twilight but Sloane unapologetically loves it with every fibre of her being. There are of course some problematic things with the film like glittery men and 100-year-old vampires dating teenage girls. Oh,...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane passionately   unwrap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Reunion Part 1.  They MENTION IT ALL! Sloane divulges her fan theory about PK arranging to have his wife terrorized by Craigslist hired burglars out of love and Zach continues to be a Diana apologist even though she may or may not have ties to Jeffrey Epstein (who did not unlife himself!...

Send us Fan Mail This Mini Mummy episode is all about the idiots in the news this week! We discuss Tom Brady's sad pathetic life, Kim Kardashian's sad pathetic trashcan, Billy Eichner's sad pathetic box office numbers and Jeffrey Dahmer's sad pathetic habit of eating people. Oh we also talk about leg fajitas! All that and so much more on this week's Mini Mummy! Support the...