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Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1996 romance/sports/comedy film Jerry Maguire. This movie took  the world by storm in 1996. It had everyone yelling "Show me the money!" and saying "You complete me" to their significant others. Now almost 30 years later it is taking Zach and Sloane by storm once again. In this episode you'll he...

Send us Fan Mail Well everyone, we thought that our three year anniversary was a great time to revisit the sequel to The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns! We love you with all of our hearts and we hope you enjoy this episode where we unwrap part of a very special franchise to us. In this episode we hear from Sloane's son, Rex. The 7 year old film bro gives his opinions on the bad CGI and, in h...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the seventh installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7! In this episode Sloane asks a gobsmacking amount of plot questions, we revisit the disaster of trying to podcast about the first movie, we both come to the conclusion that See You Again is a top tier ballad after hearing a beautiful story about Sloane&a...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 threequel, Jurassic Park III. In this episode the podcasting duo discuss their own divorced dad vacations, the will they/won't they between the early 2000's action/adventure power couple William H. "Paper Skin" Macy and Téa Leoni, the similarities between the missing boy in the movie and Sloane&...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by writer Kirthana Ramisetti for an unwrapping of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that turns into a discussion about Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Summer House. This is Zach's first time seeing this movie and there was definitely a sound reason he avoided it all these years. We all know how a manic p...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2007 action/thriller/Christian propaganda film, The Mist. In this episode Zach and Sloane discuss the pivotal roles they would play in an alien apocalypse survival situation using Taki's and Snapchat filters, the matching grease burns both of their moms got on major religious holidays, and their appreciation for Th...

Send us Fan Mail This week on  Mummy Dearest Podcast , Zach and Sloane are joined by the leader of the hot girl army: fan favorite Hannah Brown! The trio discuss 1991's horny big tit chicken classic: "Rock-a-Doodle"! Sloane had never laid eyes on this film and she was pretty disturbed by what she bore witness to. Zach and Hannah were both adamant that it's a solid film and dese...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast , Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2005 sci-fi / military propaganda film: War of the Worlds . Before they get into the European terrorism of it all Sloane shares an equally disturbing anecdote from Zach's most hated location on earth: Sloane's child's elementary school. After a phallic detour the duo go balls deep into the plot of  War...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast  we're unwrapping the romantic comedy / single white female thriller: Obsessed ! This movie is a nostalgic ride from start to finish. Queen Beyoncé quite literally wipes the floor (and coffee table) with Ali Larter,  but who can blame Ali? Idris Elba plays Ali's boss and you, too, would be throwing yourself at that man left, right and c...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast they're going back to the decade that triggers Zach the most: the 80's. And we're covering Sloane's favorite movie of all time (other than "The Mummy" of course): The Princess Bride ! It's a swashbuckling good time on this slumber party episode, full of tropes (lightning quick sand!), things that should have bee...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's romantic mystical fantasy film: City of Angels . This movie has it all: Nicolas Cage as an angel named Seth, Dennis Franz body surfing nude, dumpster babies, and a young Nick Offerman. It's a film that could not and would not be made in 2024. It's too wacky, too silly, and too heartfelt. Grab a pear,...

Send us Fan Mail This week Zach and Sloane are joined by none other than Luke Harlan, producer, of The Gilded Age. Luke works directly with Julian Fellowes, writer and creator of The Gilded Age and Downton Abbey, to ensure that not only our historical accuracy needs are met but also our horny ones. Luke delivers a most magical and heart warming interview where he tells tales of on-set hijinks, a p...

Send us Fan Mail We're baaaaaack! And we're here with 2004's action/horror/rom-com(?): "Van Helsing". There is much to unpack this week. Namely Hugh Jackman's wardrobe in this film. At one point we counted over 14 buckles on his top half alone! That's a serious commitment to being buckled. We also touch on topics like: post partum depression, accidentally microwa...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast , Zach and Sloane are joined by the show stopping, legendary, iconic queen: Ms. Ashlie Atkinson. That's right, the bish behind Ms. Fish  joins Zach and Sloane to discuss everything The Gilded Age . The trio play F**k/ Marry/ Kill, then discuss the importance of air conditioning, breaking corsets, on-set antics, a NATHAN LANE  ADJACENT GHOST...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest , we unwrap the season 2 finale of the greatest show of all time: The Gilded Age. The finale was a perfect bow on top of a beautiful gift of a season. It had everything we've come to love and expect from  The Gilded Age:  Duke drama, fake friendships, Nathan Lane's southern accent, crossing the street, and Agnes being angry. What we didn't...

Send us Fan Mail This week we're unwrapping the penultimate episode of season 2 of "The Gilded Age". Our time has almost come to an end and we are as upset as a Duke eating a potentially spicy soup. This week gave us all the things we've come to love about "The Gilded Age": back cancer, floral arrangements, luncheon, 5 minutes of CGI fireworks, Bertha and George in th...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap Season 2 Episode 6 of "The Gilded Age!" Literally this was one of the best episodes of TV to grace our televisions in a long time. We were laughing. We were crying. We were learning about patents in 1877! There are twists, there are turns and sadly there are backaches that aren't just backahes! Aunt Agnes leaves her house...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap Season 2 Episode 5 of "The Gilded Age"! This week had it all: high stakes soup drama, Aunt Agnes leaving her house MULTIPLE times, an almost ruined dinner party, and the merest hint of sex between a married couple! There was of course other real drama like two characters being hunted but don't worry, they're ok! Our...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap Season 2 Episode 4 of HBO's perfect melodrama "The Gilded Age"! This week we got a peek at the new Met (which methinks George has paid to complete but that remains to be seen...), we get a peek at the Duke, and we get to see 90's wicked stepmother level line delivery when Bertha steals the aforementioned Duke from her past l...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest we're unwrapping 2002's erotic thriller: Unfaithful . It's the perfect fall movie: it's got swirling windy garbage, falling leaves, cozy knitwear, affairs, stairwell encounters, landfills, and death by snow globe. Truly, what does't this movie have? We stay weirdly on topic for most of the podcast and actually discuss the movie....

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another recap of the exquisite watercolor painting of a show, The Gilded Age. This week we discuss George's inaction and the beginning of Bertha's unraveling, Larry Russell's erotic hijinks, Peggy's upcoming trip below the Mason/Dixon Line, Aunt Ada's devious clam chowder, and much much more. Watch The Gilded Age on HBO Max! Support the show Vis...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's dying manic pixie dream girl May/December romantic drama: Autumn in New York ! This movie hits us with a lot of classic Mummy Dearest tropes: wacky hats, unique jobs, beadwork, surprise galas, waltzes, smelling the air when rain is coming, and dramatic heart surgeries. Would we watch this film again? Absolutely not. D...

Send us Fan Mail This week Mummy Dearest unwraps season 2 episode 2 of The Gilded Age streaming on HBO Max! If you're looking for a professional, non-h*rny account of the this season's The Gilded Age, do not listen to this episode. Zach and Sloane are feral for the Russell family and they don't care who knows it. So buckle up for another wild recap of this insatiable period drama wi...

Send us Fan Mail It's back baby! The most beautifully boring show of all time: "The Gilded Age". We're  unpacking all the drama like watercolor classes (gasp!), opera fights (double gasp!), and unionizing steelworkers (boring!!) We're so happy this delightfully low-stakes and gorgeously done period piece is back on our  screens and we'll be recapping every episode sin...

Send us Fan Mail On a special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap Britney Spears's 2023's bombshell memoir: "The Woman In Me". Britney holds nothing back as she tells her side of her story for the first time in her life. She talks about her father's alleged drug addiction, her steamy times with Collin Farrell, her oft discussed Instagram posts and oh, s...