Muffed Movies

Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go.

Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Horror! And more crazy wordplay than a blender full of dictionaries.

Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantalone. Featuring friend of the show Jared Latore as Pantalone!

Chris Bashen, host of the Nerd Outcast Podcast , stops by the podchamber to dish about cloning and actor-y stuff. What will Dottore do with Chris' stolen hair? How is Dottore like a sexy encyclopedia? And why hasn't wingman Mark left the Airbase? Find out now! Forever!

Dottore answers your questions, explains why Microsodes even, and indulges in some delicious foreskin cookies! 

Our Fair City podcast creators Clayton Faits and Jeffrey Gardner are whisked away by Dottore on a romantically-motivated jernt to the Moon. Will the Yutu Rover become Dottore's new main squeeze? Will museums get sickly burned? Will Jeffrey feel a palpable discomfort with Dottore's oily sheen? Listen in to find out in this snappy episode! 

Dottore & friends stave off the winter blues by celebrating the nihilistic holiday Cryptsmas - mit song!

Kat Evans drops by for a chat about food, waste, and worms. Secret paddle-school origins! Swarms of spaceworms! And painfully awkward psychoanalysis of Dottore by an ersatz mother-figure! Why? Because it's Thanksgiving, you animal! 

Dr. Thanh Thai lends medical credibility to this episode as he and Dottore candidly talk shop about mental illness.  Hungry to know why Dottore loathes hugs? Yearning to hear Dottore's open mic set?  Crazy for Justice? Look no further, you loveable crazy kook! Also, bonus swears at the end.

Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast squares off against Dottore for some conversational combat! These scholarly chums explore Kung Fu, cryptids, and wailing on things in general. Need some hot new food-based lyrics to retrofit an old favorite movie theme? Look no further. Plus, some bonus puns - because you're worth it! 

REWHAT? Technical buggery made the original episode 15 fly away forever. In its place, please enjoy a re-released version of 15 with a new gainful intro segmyunte! See kids? You'll barely miss Daddy now that Walter is staying over. In this episode: Keith Hand embarks on a dangerous journey to the Red Planet with fellow butternaut, Dottore Balordo. How will they survive? Who will they discover? And...

Viruses! Dr. Adam Soloff (a real-life SCIENTIST!) tolerates Dottore whilst explaining how viruses work. Peppered with nonsensical PSAs and fantastical commercials from Dottore’s podscape, this episode is bulging with hurtful satire! Also, comedy aside, please support the advancement of immunological research and science education - visit http://www.aai.org/ .

Annelise Fabian returns to be shrieked at by Dottore. Do they discuss cat balls, viking-transformation, and the evils of looking into Dottore's mouth? Of course! Do they discuss stars? Well, they tried.

The Semmerling family embraces Dottore, despite his protestations. Young Atticus teaches us the 3 types of kissing. Donna thinks barfing is a riot. And Jeff illuminates the joy of giving. Plus: Pope quotes! Leggones! And the tragic fate of Dottore's ex-wife. For more on the Semmerling's awesome Art, visit:  http://www.insideoutarts.us/  .

Criminal mastermind Andy North swings by to teach Dottore a thing or two about babies. What's that, a blanket made of babies? Witch's milk? Confessions of buggery? All this and a special appearance by the infamous Baby Sucker. Noof!

Claire & Ansel show Dottore how the sorsages are made by introducing him to the Renaissance, both real and staged. Treat your ears to tales of Irish decapitation! Mysterious black rocks! And consensual swordfighting! Word to your midwife.  

Annelise Fabian (self-proclaimed incorporeal meth-enthusiast and World's Best Wife) is berated by Dottore. Join them in the Schweinpod for a round of Bungeons and Raggons! Thrill as Canadians are tempted to end their lives! And ink yourself as phlegm makes our host sick to his scummikques!

Leslie Nesbit sits down with Dottore for a hard-hitting look at Arachnids. Also: How many poops per week is normal? What causes face-pregnancy? And will Leslie escape from the miniscule menace of the "Widoe Spidoe"? Find out! Now with even less background music! 

Yogi Kat Evans shares her life experiences with Dottore & friends to school them about Yoga, Theatre, and Battle Beasts. The struggle for precious floor-food begins. Bones are lost. Hungry dinosaurs are remembered. And an unexpected cameo from gypsy-jazz musician Sophie! BAROOM!   

Gamester Andy North teaches Dottore about Sleep. Sam Min-Man gets offended. And the War of the Brownloads cannot be unbegun!

Jared Latore returns to assist Dottore in the first (and perhaps last) installment of Dottore's DIRECTORE'S COMMENTORE series. In this episode, the gents will view and comment on Stephen Spielberg's sci-fi classic Jurassic Park. Listen along while viewing the film at home for a scientific/comedic time-consuming experience!

Caitlin Watkins drops knowledge on Dottore about the Maya and what the end of their long count calendar means. Blood rituals? Check. Method Man? No doubt. Doctor Who references? A thousand times yes! And as a bonus treat, the first ten minutes of the recording are plagued with static! Because it's Christmas, that's why.

Chicago dell'Arte's Nick Freed helps Dottore to plumb the mysteries of black holes. Also: Who is Lucius McGoocius? Where is the Library Ghost? And what is the Secret of the Ooze? Find out in this Tale of Two `tores!

David Rheinstrom and Dottore knobble through space-time in their exploration of dinosaurs. Duckful censorship! Foreshortening! Smoking some Nexus! Also:Bratislava is not in Slovenia. 

Sebastian Orr joins Dottore in a firsthand exploration of Fear. Tornadoes! Zombies! Psycho-scare-apy? Plus more Star Trek analogies than you ever wanted to hear.