Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast

Winter is coming on fast in Northern Michigan, We South Bound And Down, The Plantation, Reservation, Radio Station in Sunny Florida, Here We Come. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GENTRY. HAVE MY SOFT FEATHERY PILLOW READY WHEN I GET THERE & MY $500 BLAZER FROM GABE'S, AND MY HIGH DOLLAR BED AND BOX OF SPRINGS Fl La La La La La La La La.

That no drinkin' didn't last long. SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS I MOVED FROM MY SAFE SPACE SHIP BACK TO THE WOODS, THE WOODS WERE COOL FOR DRINKIN' AND SMOKING THEN THERE WAS THIS BOY, A YOUNG BOY. I HAD TO MOVE AGAIN DOWN TRAIL TO A NEW CAMP, A PEOPLE CAMP, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A POEPLE CAMP IS BOYS AND GIRLS? HOW MANY WORDS DO WE GET? HEY! Kiss my ass if you don't like it. I don't wear belly chains, they d...

Turns out God has been touching Mr. Windy all along. This was not some big showy miracle, just an ordinary public display of God’s mercy, Mr. Windy was walking to the liquor store as usual when... I WILL TELL THE STORY, AND LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW ON PODCAST NOT FM I WILL CUS SOCIALLY, AND HEY NO MORE DRINKING! bOOM! +++ $1 PRE-ROLLS. 

Mr. Windy is The Burning Man, all Summer Long in Northern Michigan.

THIS AIN'T NO WORK OF FICTION. THIS IN NON-FICTION! NAMES, PLACES, AND INCIDENTS ARE NOT MY IMAGINATION OR USED FICTITIOUSLY  ALL ARE REAL PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD. LOCATIONS, EVENTS, ALL REAL, NO BULLS#!T! NO COINCIDEDANCE. HASHTAG #ITTAKESONE

Mr. Windy is The BIGGEST Loser today. The Agony of Defeat is clear for Charles, Oh' but Mr. Windy will blame his NIKE Air Max's for the spongy start, and he's not the "come-from-behind" kind of guy. WAIT, AM I ON SOME KIND OF TRACK TEAM OR ARE YOU F-STERS TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF ME NUDE?

Introducing "Chick Wings"! Baby Chicken Wings from Baby Chickens, Chick Wings.  NOT WINGS FOR GIRLS! Baby Chicken Chicks.  Winner, Winner Baby Chicken Dinner. Let us all just slow down and forget why we're here, and listen to my show.  NO HARD FEELINGS, I hope I see you again, not never.

That's it! The jig is up! Time to pay the piper. AHH 3 HOTS AND A COT. LOL Charles comes clean on Jail, The Hospital, The Bird, The Jug of Piss, blah, blah, blah... 

Mr Windy is back, and still Running On Empty. LIFE'S NOT BAD HERE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN, I GOT FISH STICKS AND RAMIN, PROPANE, AND A LAZY BOY HERE IN MY VAN, AND YES, I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND YES, I'M HAPPY. Charles talks about President's Day and the British Royals.

Running on Empty with Mr. Windy. - My Recent Stay at the Amityville Horror House. 

Single-digit temperatures are moving through Northern Michigan, and Mr. Windy is toughing it out in his van. He has 2 hoodies so he'll be ok. Mr. Windy ain't no sissy! HEY1 LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS ON MY SHOW! OK, BYE.

Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDER STAN, LIFE IN THE VAN, DODGEIN' THE MAN, GET IT WHEN YOU CAN, BEER CAN, BROKE FAN, SNOWMAN! I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! HOT DAMN!

As if the frozen North couldn't get any worse, Mr. Windy's heater broke. Damn near caught the camper on fire. 5 Day's No Heat. And who comes to the rescue? Find out on this Episode of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Charles has built himself an igloo, a snow house, or a snow hut/van. Got robbed for Thanksgiving, swindled really, and didn't even get kissed. Digging out from 10 feet of snow, Mr. Windy finds himself running out of smokes, whiskey, and cash. With only 20 days to retirement, will he make it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK Campers! The chickens are all dead. The garden is dead. Stay in the frozen north or migrate to Florida like a bird. WELL, HERE'S A BIRD FOR YOU!  AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD OVER 1/2 A MILLION PEOPLE BE LISTING TO THIS FOR? I DON'T FRICKIN' KNOW. JUST KEEP THAT COIN COMMIN'. OK BYE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy has been on the lamb for over a year. Don't you think it's time to turn yourself in? Clear your name, and return to being a contributing member of society. Well there's a tale of wisdom and woe as to why he ain't going to jail, ain't gettin' fined, don't need no friends, chickens, tomatoes or radio shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LISTEN TO ME. LISTENER ADVISORY IS SUGGESTED. I AM GOING ON RETIREMENT. I WORKED AT HOOTERS 10 YEARS. TURKEYS, TURKEYS, TURKEYS. PURPLE HEAD MUSHROOMS & LGBTQ, N, A, I + . I'M Bi. Ok Bye. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS SHOW IS FU@#IN' BAD, BUT IT ALL GENTRYS FAULT!, I'M GONNA LIVE TIL 2065. HOW CAN I DO A SHOW WITH NO HEADPHONES? NO MICROPHONE? NO BEER, NO SMOKES? GENTRY'S GOT A FANCY STUDIO. I'M A MASTER GARDENER, AND I HAVE 50 TOMATOES. HEY! DON'T LISTEN! FUG. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, well, well, Mr. Windy has busted out of the Veterans Re-education Camp and is one the lamb in a secret location. (listen close, he says where he is) Reports say Charles has dialed it back and is doing good. Listening to him spin his tale tells a different story, a dark story. Windy's dark passenger wants to play. Farmer Windy has the garden green, while Sailboat Captain Mr. Windy has run agr...

In this, the latest installment of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy, Charles Shaw Show, broadcast, podcast, we find our hero on his boat, in Florida, just pissing over this side of life, drinkin' a warm beer, clammin'. No more, no more. Mr. Windy is in charge, the Captain, a man in charge of... "SHHHHHH, I'm not supposed to be here" Let's forge ahead, we got a "Shipwreck" of a show for ya, don't hu...

So, Charles called in to do a show, he said blah blah blah. Same old Mr. Windy "Can't sail a ship on yesterday's wind" Bullshit. Caution: Listening to the Mr. Windy Podcast can cause some of his crazy to rub off on you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy find himself once again under the thumb of the man. This time the Feds got him in the VRQ (Veterans Restoration Quarters). And they payin' him too much, so much he gone crazy. So this show is brought to you by Double Tree by Hilton, hilton.com and all that. Hurricane Charles is threatening local impact on SWFL. Maybe a direct hit on Fort Myers Beach or the Caloosahatchee River. Mr. Windy...

Mr. Windy finally records a show after 1.5 year hiatus. He address all the allegations and we find out that Mr. Windy claims he is in the money living at a homeless shelter in North Carolina. Please be aware that the subjects discussed can be sensitive to some viewers. Listener discretion is advised.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here she blows, another installment of The Mr, Windy Show Running On Empty.  From Multi-Thousandair to $46 Mr Windy has cast the net for a small boat, camper, some back yard space... or maybe a Cash App plea. Don't miss an episode of the saga Subscribe, LIKE and comment wherever you get your podcasts.  Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

SITUATION NORMAL ALL FUCKED UP. - VACATION? ROTFLMFAO I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. BITHC! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY, PARTICIPATION MAY VARY. Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.