Mr Badger Talks to Utter Scum

He's spent an entire career grooming children, pretending to have mental issues and upsetting the masses but now he's here on Mr Badger's podcast, talking about watching little kids in the dark - the revolting Mark Grimshaw.

The first half of this one is weird but the second half is weirder. Children fighting demon P.E. teachers, riding buses that are also cats and killing God. What?

Ringing in the New Year, Mr Badger decides to continue his chat about how to repel women with multi award winning virgin, David Bawden.

As if he's going to bother doing anything over the festive period. He's just spliced some funny stuff together from 2019's episodes. Good though.

Mr Badger spent his warm up for Christmas in Blackpool, to remind him that living in a caravan in the woods with a mentally unstable pensioner isn't so bad. Here, he is joined by Mark Grimshaw and Niall Clancy, who want to talk to Mr B about Christmas, the Japanese and why David Bawden is such a dick.

After talking to Mike Carter, Mr Badger contracted TB and so is currently taking Mike to court for loss of earnings. The fact that this was recorded via Skype is irrelevant.

My Badger is too ill to do anything at the moment but a celebrity has stepped in to wish him well.

Remember last week's Tony Law episode?  Wasn't it weird!  Well here's the outtakes and they make even less sense.

I genuinely have no idea what's happening here. Tony Law is mental. Although the 2nd podcast is more mental. Check out The Tony Law Podcast on all major podcast thingies and @mrTonyLaw on Twitter.

After attempting to order a prostitute, Mr Badger accidentally rang JennyBside whilst drunk and the 2 honoured their agreement. Join them as they talk about outer space and fake tits. https://www.facebook.com/JennyBSides/

Join English Comedian of the Year 2016 Josh Pugh and 3rd Best Badger-Related Entertainer in North Shropshire 1987 Mr Badger in quite possibly the only podcast ever recorded where Mr B sounds like the lesser of 2 evils - then catch Josh on his new Twitter account @grassrootscoac5 as he runs perhaps the worst childrens football team ever assembled.

Ever wanted to know how to make it in the comedy industry? Quick answer - YOU CAN'T. Join Rob Mulholland and Mr Badger for Pt.2 of their industry chat and catch Rob's special for free on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/0I-uiNpv3k4

Ever wanted to know how to make it in the comedy industry? Quick answer - YOU CAN'T. Join Rob Mulholland and Mr Badger for Pt.1 of their industry chat and catch Rob's special for free on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/0I-uiNpv3k4

Do you exist? Does anything exist? Find out this week as somebody finally tries to teach Mr Badger something and send him into a foaming, religious rant. Please do go and see Mr Badger at the Birmingham Comedy Festival, 1000 Trades on Saturday 12/10/19, 7-8pm.

We're back with yet another expert talking on an important subject matter this week as Brad Bryans teaches Mr Badger about the joys of moving slightly quicker than a walk and yet slower than would be useful. May contain nudes.

Have you ever wanted to know how to trace your family tree? Me neither. Join us as Mr Badger chats to Craig Deeley about drinking the semen of his family members and why it's ok to kill people as it makes future generations have something to chat about.

This week, Mr Badger gets stuck in his van somewhere near Runcorn and a homeless man called Tom King makes the worst decision of his life when he attempts to sexually assault a 5'6" badger

In this podcast exclusive (seeing as ITV3 destroyed the video footage for being "the worst thing we've ever pumped money into"), you'll get to see how TOUGH it is to be a stand up comedian - warning: may cause seizures. JOIN MR BADGER FOR HIS LIVE SHOW AT BIRMINGHAM COMEDY FESTIVAL: 2000 TRADES, 12/10/19, 7PM - FREE ENTRY.

Is your business in trouble? Are you broke? Well, join Mr Badger and Phil Carr for a FREE lesson in business management and tits. Why tits? Why not.

I don't even know where to start with this one. This episode has the West Midlands number 1 promoter (Fat Theo Comedy) trying to teach Mr Badger and mindfulness, despite not being able to concentrate on anything for longer than 30 seconds. I'm pretty confident he was put in charge of the evidence store for the Portuguese police.

Oh dear. This one was meant to be about the fantasy role playing game Dungeons & Dragons but instead, it turned into a chat about David Bawden's meteoric rise in the comedy scene, his 2 huge awards and association with Jason Manford, sexy naked elves, and why it's ok to bum a large lizard to death. Join Mr Badger and the 2019 Russ Abbott New Comedian of the Year in this bizarre episode where David...

In the latest, not at all patronising episode of Mr Badger talks to utter scum, a 14 year old lesbian attempts to teach our favourite depressed lump of meat what love is and how to obtain it with 4 simple steps... Then he tells Mr B about why Chinese people are the dirtiest tourists in the world.

For the final podcast of his 2000 Trees special, Mr Badger chats to the gigantic Aussie shit machine, Anna Spark and they discuss poo, amputee prostitutes, people with multiple arseholes and wombats.

In potentially the oddest podcast Mr Badger has ever done, Simon Lomas describes how his family made their millions in the tinned fruit industry and the rivalry they had with an 80s pop star.

Oh my word. Who thought it would be a good idea to let Mr Badger do a podcast on this hot potato? It's about to get all Charlie Hebdo up in his campervan... نحن آسفون حقا