Movies We Missed

This week we dive into M3GAN 2.0, the long-awaited sequel that proves our favorite AI icon isn’t done slaying just yet. Jane and Brandon share their thoughts and feelings around the sharp turn our girl takes from straight-up horror to a more sci-fi comedy vibe. With Allison Williams at the helm and scene-stealers Brian Jordan Alvarez, Jemaine Clement, and Ivanna Sakhno, we break down what worked a...

This week, Jane and Brandon cover 1988’s Child’s Play. We chat about the history of horror films, child actors, and the marriage of Chris and Susan Sarandon. Jane and Brandon also get into a spirited debate about the effectiveness of a doll as a central antagonist in a horror film. You don’t wanna miss this laugh filled coverage of a horror classic the helped redefine a genre! Hosted on Acast. See...

This movie is straight up scary, y’all! Join Brandon and Jane on their third spooky season selection with the “found footage” style horror flick that made Jane maybe believe in the dark side. We talk about what we would do, who’d we leave behind, and how we’d move out of that house at the first sign of danger. So go ahead and listen, even if you’re too scared to watch the movie, you won’t want to...

This week, Brandon and Jane take on the 2024 instant classic, The Substance. They discuss the Oscar snub heard ‘round the world, the merits of body horror, and the crippling weight of societal pressure and beauty standards placed on women. Tangents include Jane Fonda’s workout videos, Andie McDowell’s sartorial choices, and Dennis Quaid’s abhorrent eating habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Feardotcom? More like Feardotbomb! Sorry folks, if you were looking for a genuinely good movie, what are you doing tuning into this podcast?! We joke, we kid! Check out our first spooky movie selection, a Stephen Dorff led thriller that makes almost no sense. We’ve got Natascha McElhone, Stephen Rea, and Udor Kier who can frankly do nothing to save this story, but Jane and Brandon have a ball unpa...

Woofy, set, go! This week, Jane and Brandon tackle the gritty legal drama that deigns to ask all too prescient questions like, who can claim full custody of a clown-cum-basketball playing dog? Think Kramer Vs Kramer, but Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman are locked in a broom closet somewhere and there’s a dog playing both their parts and the script is a lot worse. This one is gonna make you laugh,...

Order in the court! Objection! Overruled! We are covering this classic early aughts Reese Witherspoon vehicle whether you want to hold us in contempt of court or not. We’ve got Luke Wilson, Jennifer Coolidge, Selma Blair, and Victor Garber on the witness stand and we aren’t going easy in our cross examination. Is that enough legal puns to get y’all to press play? Enjoy another tangent filled break...

This week, Brandon and Jane tackle the a movie that asked the question, how many Michael Keatons does it take to screw an Andie McDowell and then dared to answer it. But seriously, Keaton’s been duplicated through the magic of mid-nineties movie science and we’ve got way more questions than answers. It’s 1996’s Multiplicity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back, MWM fam!! Thank you for patiently waiting for our return! This week we are bringing you the 2011 masterpiece Beastly, starring Vanessa Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer, Neil Patrick Harris (for some reason) and, Mary-Kate Olsen. This was recorded over nine months ago so some of it might be out of date but remember, the magic of the movies lives on forever!!! Well, maybe not this one. Tune in to...

This week Brandon and Jane are discussing 1980's Cruising. We are taking a trip to the gay BDSM scene of New York with Al Pacino to track down a serial killer targeting gay men. We discuss everything from poppers to the hanky code. You don't wanna miss Pacino going gay in Cruising! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Justin to Kelly was a mistake. Everyone knew it before production started. Kelly Clarkson begged not to do it. Justin Guarini lives with regret. So clearly, Jane and Brandon had to watch this early aughts treasure trove. Even though they were both huge American Idol stans, this is a movie they both missed. Which, after viewing, they both kind of wished they kept it that way. Join us for the h...

This week Brandon and Jane take on 1993's Leprechaun! This spooky ooky pick has it all: an Ewok, a pre-fame Jennifer Aniston, and a script with a plot so thin if you blow in its general direction it will disintegrate. But if you haven't noticed, that's how we like 'em round these parts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would you do if some random guy was in your Airbnb when you showed up late at night after driving a long distance? Furthermore, what would you do if that man was Bill Skarsgard, ya know the clown from Stephen King’s IT? If your answer is: I would simply leave and find other accommodations, then this movie will have you screaming at your television. There's a plethora of moments that will leav...

This week Brandon and Jane take a trip down into the cavernous abyss with 2005's The Descent. We talk about everything from the probability of Jane going cave diving to the beauty of independent filmmaking. You don't wanna miss this spooky spelunking adventure into the darkness! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are getting spooky in Pittsburgh! Glenn Close, Andra Day, Mo’Nique, Omar Epps, Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, and Caleb McLaughlin round out this star studded cast that centers around a family who move into a new home and start experiencing some strange phenomenons. Listen to Brandon and Jane discuss the good, the not so good, and the ugly (Ms. Close’s prosthetics) in Lee Daniels latest release! Ho...

This week Brandon and Jane are determined to take one final bite out of Summer with an episode dedicated to the original blockbuster, 1975's Jaws. They are chatting about everything from groundbreaking special effects to Schindler's List. If you're curious how those two things end up in the same conversation don't miss this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered about the deep intricacies of how a handful of public works companies handle a natural disaster? What if it features Anne Heche and Tommy Lee Jones? What about a combination earthquake/volcano hitting downtown Los Angeles? If you’re all in on that, let’s sweeten the deal with appearances  from Gabby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and the commentary of Brandon and Jane and how they’d n...

This week Brandon and Jane take on a James Cameron classic, Terminator 2: Judgement Day! This is your favorite blockbuster film's favorite blockbuster film. Join us for a spirited conversation about everything from the unfortunate prescience of this movie to the sapphic awakenings one Ms. Linda Hamilton has to answer for! It's a delightful foray into dynamic dystopian futures this week! Ho...

We are back in the habit! Complete with all our faves: Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Najimy, Maggie Smith, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and of course the screen debut of the one Ms. Lauryn Hill. Come and join the chorus, the mighty mighty chorus of Brandon and Jane reminiscing in full blown nostalgia mode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Brandon and Jane are discussing the sci-fi flick that asks the question "what happens if a tornado bangs a shiver of sharks?" Spoiler alert: we are no wiser by the end of this episode, but we do go on a hell of a journey to end up back where we started. Take a listen, we won't bite! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are fifty shades freed of this franchise! That’s right, we’ve reached the end of our coverage of Christian and Anastasia and we can’t say we are too bummed. Listen to Jane and Brandon discuss the final chapter that leaves almost everything to be desired. We’ve got plenty of Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, a smack of Rita Ora, and sadly, very little Marcia Gay Harden. But we do have a kidnap fo...

This week Brandon and Jane have a cattastic episode for all of you listeners. We are covering 2004's Catwoman. We touch on everything from Halle Berry's questionable costuming to the fact that this movie really wasn't as bad as were we expecting! Listen wherever you get your podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are oiled up and primed for round two with Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. Things might be fifty shades darker but Jane and Brandon make sure to bring the levity when it comes to breaking down the sequel. Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan are back, trying their best, barely flanked by the criminally underutilized Marcia Gay Harden and Kim Basinger. Dive in and help us answer the age old ques...

This week Brandon and Jane discuss the 1997 action thriller, Air Force One. We chat about everything from the excellence of Gary Oldman to the wigs of Glenn Close. Don't miss this hilarious convo wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back on our bullshit — aka back in the Twilight universe. Sort of. This series was born out of Twilight fan fiction and to say it shows is an understatement. We have Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan doing their best to bring heat to the most vanilla of sexual scenarios. According to this movie, if you’ve ever tied a partner up in the bedroom, you have your PhD in BDSM. Join us as we start ye...