Movies N Sh*t

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green...

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green...

This week’s special edition podcast kicks off with a passionate discussion about the brilliance of stupid comedy.  Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (5:34) segment that has it all — thoughts about Kurt Russell’s haircut in 1994’s Stargate (10:51), cinematic time loop theories (22:46), and movies that just don’t get made anymore…or at least not as well.  Enjoy a brief con...

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

The Movies N Shit Independence Day Podcast Special begins with the greatest Presidential speech ever delivered, and it’s all downhill from there.  The boys are back, and after a brief discussion about quarantine life and the state of the world, they dive right in to what they’ve seen since last time (7:30)… spoiler alert, they’ve seen a lot of stuff.  So strap in for some quick reviews,...

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymore Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentar...

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymour Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentar...

A quarter of a hundred episodes in and still going strong!  Episode 25 begins with a brief discussion about laughter — something we all need right now — and a brief discussion about James Bond — something Kelly and Patrick both want right now.  Movie talk picks up (10:50) with brief digressions into the choices of actors and how perfect or perplexing they can be, along with separate reas...

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary...

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary...

Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:4...

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Juliann...

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Juliann...

Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine.  Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Rocky rant, you’l...

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in...

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in...

This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world.  The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds.  The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussi...

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1...

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1...

It’s quarantine time, and everybody is bored to tears, so here it is - Episode 21, as long as Dr. Sleep but guaranteed to keep you awake and entertained while you’re stuck at home alone.  This is prime movie watching time, so grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy as Kelly and Patrick reflect on how oddly comfortable they both are to just sit at home and watch movies and shit.  Discussion...

We kick off our 20th pod in perfect harmony.  After a short musical number and a quick catch up, we talk about the few flicks we’ve seen since last time (4:43) with a special emphasis on the undiscovered classic, Mr. Right (11:54).  We explain David Lynch to everyone (23:31), talk TV (28:01), and the latest in entertainment news (38:44) — Bond songs, Indiana Jones directors, and more! We...

It’s the 2020 Oscar/1-Year Movies n Shit Podcast Anniversary Special!!  We kick off this week’s pod with our pre-show Oscar predictions (4:00) and brief tangents on the nature and backlash of rating movies (8:20) before time-traveling - Kelly’s favorite - forward for our post-Oscar wrap-up (15:34).  Non-Oscar talk kicks off (at 18:25) with a discussion of the shit we’ve seen since last t...

We’re back and older than ever!  We ring in the new decade with a live gift presentation, then seamlessly transition into our regularly scheduled movie talk, beginning as we often do, with a (final?) deep-dive into Star Wars (6:05) before reviewing all the other shit we’ve seen since last time: Uncut Gems, Richard Jewell, Cats, 1917, Dark Waters AND Underwater among them (30:01), then congrat...

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and May the Force be with you all as we deep dive into Star Wars and other shit to close out the millennium’s adolescent years.  This episode kicks off as all great holiday episodes should — on a note of death, honoring recent entertainment losses and divorces (4:53), then lightens up considerably when we tackle the stuff Patrick’s seen (6:46) and the stuff Ke...