Movie Melt! Podcast - Psychotronic and Outsider Cinema

The Sensitive Boys™ are back to discuss Menahem Golan’s attempt at Cannon Films 2.0! It’s sleazy, brainless, and probably funded by the Russian mob—a pants-falling-down, mid-slam-dunk spectacle starring Billy Drago, Joe Lara, and Richard Lynch: DEATH GAME! Synopsis: A young man is a growing basketball star in his school. The Mob decides to initiate him and manage him. He likes the presents, money...

A DIY film made by New Jersey truckers on the clock over four years, starring a formerly homeless man on a quest for love and giant bewbs?! Bride of Frank is John Waters meets Giuseppe Andrews with rubber wieners and black as the blackest cauldron toenails. Listen as we revel in its joyful depravity Plus: Film Sherpa returns! More celebrity voicemails! Cameos from our friend Marshall! and more! Un...

We made it! Episode 200: The Big Deuce! 🎉💩 This week, the gang dives into one of the wildest adult films ever masquerading as art—Shaun Costello's Water Power (1977), starring the one and only Jamie Gillis. Plus, we listen to your voicemails, catch up with our good pal Marshall (aka the cereal fart guy), and share what we've been watching. A totally wholesome, family-friendly episode about the e...

Chef CDR takes us on a journey where a quiet Japanese campus turns into a blood-drenched battlefield! Hell goes to school as a desperate student council finds itself terrorized by the ruthless Yagyu biker gang. The students want to fight back but quickly realize they’re too weak and outnumbered. Their solution? Hire a crew of 7 badass babes to train and defend them! Go For Break!! Plus: Johnny Dep...

This week the gang goes to CGI HELL with Dominator (2003) – a film that’s basically a Jackson Pollock painting of demons, Nintendo 64 graphic tiddies, and poser metal! AND it has voice work from Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth and Repo Man director Alex Cox!? 🤯 Satan help us! PLUS: What we've been watching, hijinks, and laffs galore Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline?...

The gang gets pretty deep in their cups as they try to horn up the holidays a bit with the aid of the bizarre Ukranian Christmas classic(?) about Vakula the dwarf, his deal with the devil, and his quest to retrieve the Russian Empress’ bejeweled thong in hopes of winning the love of a hottie who continually humiliates him. Yep we watched “Hutorskie Strasti” (2008) AKA “Hut Village Passions" direct...

The gang dives into the suprisingly copetent, and dare I say touching German film about a condom that bites dingdongs off. Plus it has special effects by Nekromantik's Jörg Buttgereit and designs by HR Giger! PLUS: Billionaire Battle of the Bands Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into a documentary (sort of) about six ladies and their journey to the First Annual Stripper's Convention in Las Vegas. Directed by Jerome Gary the Producer of Pumping Iron! Booties will be shaken not stirred in this surprisingly sweet epsiode! Plus: Celeberities Sing! What we've been watching, and so much more Link for HOPE THIS HELPS - Cory's new youtube project Join our Patreon i...

Synopsis: In a small coastal town Bigfoot is sighted, and children go missing. The towns Police Chief is fired, leaving only the Sheriff. When the Sheriff goes missing, the towns only hope is in the disgraced and fired Chief Harrison to battle the beast. He finds himself without his weapons, and must go hand to hand with Bigfoot. Will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to s...

The Belgian "Florida Man" Carlo takes us deep into the swamp for a zany tale about friendship, life-saving Cheetos, and shiny monster dong with Swamp Ape (2017). Squatchtober lives! PLUS In Search of the Perfect Podcast Returns! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

[UNLOCKED PATREON] Hopefully, for CDR's sake, the statute of limitations for terrorism crimes has run out in Canada, because we’ve got some scandalous confessions from that rascal. PLUS, and more importantly, we dive into the previously lost, made-for-TV movie starring a not-so-young Gary Coleman as a troubled teenage arsonist - PLAYING WITH FIRE! Huge thanks to TheShadowKnight1979 on Archive.org...

Synopsis: To revive the once-famous nightclub she inherited, 77-year-old Renae and a few younger women work as lingerie models to attract customers, but also catch the attention of a dangerous killer. Wormy blesses us with his breakdown-debut of the kooky and completely chaotic CLUB LINGERIE (2014). Bottoms bleed, tears of all kinds are shed, and important lessons are learned by all. A nice, brief...

A heatwave kills Matt's AC and sanity, and to make matters worse CDR chose a psychotic fever-dream of a film -- James Glickenhaus' Slaughter of the Innocents (1994) . Then, Matt actually dies from heat exhaustion on air. RIP Matt. Condolences. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Jeremiah breaks down our first Gary Busey Feature Presentation (I think), and TBH the movie skimps on the Buseynator. On the other hand, our episode overflows with Gary Busey cameos, offering wisdom on all sorts of topics from hobbits to orgasmic oreos. Enjoy. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

IMDB Synopsis: An actor is hired to work on a film that turns out to be a murder and robbery. Jeremiah brings us another sweet sweet vanity project from the impossibly accomplished martial artist and stunt man Troy N. Ashford. The man can break wooden boards with his unprotected crotch. I'm not kidding. Plus: What Movie is This, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you c...

The gang is back with a lovely companion piece to everyone's favorite cult classic Miami Connection! LA Streetfighters was directed by the same guy (Richard Park), and is equally off the rails. Plus: A battle of the bands, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Oops! Thought June had 31 days, but whatevs, #HappyPride in July! 🌈 In this episode, the gang dives into "The Art of Cruising Men" (1996), a sexy and educational instructional film about how to get laid—hosted by two sassy CGI holograms! From the creator of Max Headroom! Synopsis: An outrageous look at the history of men on the make. Two holographic characters take us on a tour through history, f...

The gang dives into the most misguided and baffling vanity project yet -- Garrett Stewart Sayre's Honorable Men -- a film where the hero is a 48 year old racist cop who is simultaneously dating two teenagers. It's the king of bad ideas! Plus: What we've been watching, a battle of the bands, plus CDR and Matt's drunken ramblings at the end of the show! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call...

The gang dives into the 1993 Hong Kong Category III thriller "Run and Kill" (烏鼠: 機密檔案), directed by Billy Tang. Cheung ‘Fatty’ Kau Ng is a happy-go-lucky family man whose life spirals into chaos after he accidentally orders a hit on his unfaithful wife, which then plunges him into a violent underworld filled with bloodthirsty Vietnamese gangsters and a deranged ex-military Chinese gang. Bad...

The gang dives into a 2005 a film that reeks of Canadians, Christian ravers, and Lamas (Lorenzo Lamas!!). Get ready for White Trash Vampires, CGI Buttholes, Titty Snakes, and Limewire-Virus-Infected-CDs, as we scratch our heads pver this fantastical Ron Oliver film. Plus: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotli...

We've started a piss cult. Join us. "Urine: Good Health is "the" documentary about the unconventional and controversial practice of using one's own urine for a myriad of health benefits. Winner of the Best Director Award at the 2000 Atlantic City Film Festival, the film is the second documentary from Eli Kabillio in Mad Dog Films' series of illuminating looks into the world of non-mainstream healt...

The gang delves into the bizarre sex comedy where an alcoholic Leprechaun shrinks a nerd down and he gets stuck inside a cheerleader's panties. And, I'm not kidding. Welcome to the strange world of Director Michael Paul Girard with Getting Lucky (1989)! Plus: Urine Therapy, Battle of the Bands, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

CDR helms the ship for a crazy one - a late 90's Italian production shot in Florida. We'll meet some idiotic teens who board a hyper-technological party boat, which may previously belonged to horny Scientists banging fish-hybrids . What could go wrong? Plus: nude grease fires, Underwater What Movie Is This, what we've been watching, and so much more Do yourself a favor and check out the insane dir...

It's Jeremiah's maiden voyage breakdown of the Bronson movie where all he wants to do is harvest his melons, but the mob and local law enforcement just won't let him... at their peril! Plus: A Bronson Themed What Movie is This?, ABDL Spas, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!