Movie Marathon

Friday the 13th goes to the third dimension! So naturally we spend the podcast debating Jason Voorhes workout routine. Is he a cardio guy? Cross fit? Listen and find out!

George C. Scott vs The Devil! Hope you like a bunch of old men in your horror movies because this is wall to wall septuagenarians!

We’re back! But Michael Myers is not! Can Dan Challis stop Silver Shamrock? Will he continue to abandon his kids so he can hook up with women 20 years younger than him? Will he get a 6 pack for the road? Definitely a yes to the second two!

We finally get to the greatest movie ever made!!! Bad dates! Top men!

Harrison Ford is back as Indiana Jones! What else could a 40-year old man ask for?

Good news! We have a fix to make this movie less racist! Just need to convince Spielberg and Lucas to spend $100 million dollars to implement our fixes.

The Holy Grail! Sean Connery! Tapestries! Indy is back and recaptures the magic of Raiders.

Indy’s back! Unfortunately he brought 2008 special effects with him. But this movie has Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones so it’s the 4th greatest movie ever made!

There’s only one man who can save America from being shot in the dick - Chuck Norris. Invasion USA is here and it’s a Cannon classic!

Did we record an episode on one of the extremely popular Captain America movies with millions of fans around the world? Of course not.

Does it have anything to do with the first Delta Force? Not really! Is it set in Columbia? No! Is it a Cannon Films Chuck Norris movie with a sociopathic villain? Hell yeah! Prepare your dining room table adjacent torture rooms because Scott McCoy is back!

We are back! Celebrate America with Murph, Mike and Chuck Norris! Holocaust allegories mixed with rocket equipped motorcycles? It must be a Cannon film!

Season recap of our Die Hard on a Podcast run. We rank the movies, debate the merits of each other’s rankings and discuss what we might do next.

Die Hard on a Mountain! Spoiler alert: we loved this movie!! John Lithgow with a bizarre accent! Stallone at his best! Incredible swings in stunning cinematography to mediocre sets! Is it the best movie of the season?! Listen and find out!

What if you took Stallone’s Judge Dredd but made the opposite decision every time you could? You’d have Dredd! A stunningly good movie after the failure of the first adaptation.

Pop quiz hot shot! You need to write a funny podcast summary in the next two hours but your brain is fried from watching two hours of 9-year old baseball - what do you do? What do you do? Seriously - I need some help on this one. It’s Speed! Listen to us gush over this Jan De Bont 90’s classic!

Always bet on black!

Were we brave enough to do the Anna Nicole Smith Skyscraper? We were not. So it’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson doing a Die Hard in a Die Hard! Murph repeatedly attempts to de-rail the podcast with stories of celebrity encounters while Mike tries to defend his love for Skyscraper.

Can you fill a movie with so many good actors it negates Stephen Seagal’s awful acting? You can definitely try! We talk Under Siege and try to figure out how it’s possible for a many without a pony tail to still look like he has a pony tail.

It’s Die Hard on a Podcast - with kids! Can bad boy Sean Astin save his friends? Will Mike cry talking about Wil Wheaton’s movie fate? Are 900 number sex lines still a viable business? Join us for answers to most of these questions! Plus discussions on the difference between C3 and C4, the bizarre tone of an R-rated movie where all the hostages are kids, and much, much more.

Die Hard on a Podcast continues with Air Force One! Is this the most ‘Dad movie’ of all time? Did Michigan beat Notre Dame? Will Gary Oldman get off Harrison Ford’s plane?

Die Hard on a Podcast continues with Executive Decision! Can nerdy Kurt Russell stop generic middle eastern terrorists? Can he finally find a date for a hockey game? Will the most obvious setups in the world payoff in the final act? Find out now!

Die Hard On a Podcast kicks off with Sudden Death! An alcoholic civil servant estranged from his wife battles a charming terrorist attempting to steal 100’s of millions of dollars. But Van Damme will see your Nakatomi Office Christmas Party and raise you Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals! Go Penguins!

We rank and discuss the Very Cannon Christmas, talk about some of our 2022 favorites and reveal the next season of Movie Marathon!

Eviiiiiiil! Can Murph and Mike stop the killer before midnight? Can Mike record an entire podcast with pantyhose on his head? Join us as we try to understand time zones and the killers increasingly inept planning!