MOVIE MANGLER THEATER

Wow. hope you like it when shit gets horny. featuring michael ironside and julie strain, we get bad animation, pervy aliens, and whiny ass henchmen. have fun

Yeah i realize its a really fucking weird one, but Daddy Derek is a dorky dick and we have a job to do. its always weird when people use another persons trauma (you'll get to it) to further their cause. Next week will be pretty crazy.

Dear god am I sorry.

Starring tits, tits, tits, and tits. Also there is Ben Kingsly as a sniveler, Forrest Whitaker as a happy empath, and Michael Madsen & Alfred Molina being the F+uckmasters that you know they are.

What happens when you mix terrible giant effects, an annoying park ranger/corrections officer(?), a bunch of very old teens and a public domain character? You get this mess. with a little Joe Estevez on top.

Goddamn this one was weird. you figure it out.

Oh good lord. This one is a real kick in the ass. listen as Jason almost burst a blood vessel from nerd rage. We've got a little bit more weird heroes for you next episode.

Here we are in Hokey Hero month. This one is really a genre classic, but like many, its also goofy as fuck so here we go. Its always fun to hear John Rafter Lee.

we did this as a quick one because of scheduling. but next week we start in with Hokey Heroes. Very excited about that. but in the meantime, have some stop motion and ape suits

This one was really fun to do. ever since i was a kid, i loved this one. its a fun movie and pretty damn riffable. next month is Hokey Heroes

Some more quickys. We're gearing up for some big stuff. Come watch a video game show that confuses newcomers and enrages fans. Its pretty goofy as fuck. have fun.

this one has always been a favorite. its cute and funny and canadian. and the guys enjoyed it as well. this is part of our CRAZY CARTOONS month. next week is FANTASTIC PLANET.

Lots of great stuff to come, but while your waiting, here is a quicky. The Black-and-white, Jazz infused, downer is bad but we had fun.

dont look at me. it was Jesse. Yes his birthday movie choice was this neon classic so send hate mail and letter bombs to him. its actually a pretty fun movies and we had fun.

Jason was out this time. We dug into some precode, poorly filmed, sufficiently racist horror classic. And how could you not like Bela Lugosi?

We drink deep and fall into the plasma pool of Neil Breen. This one was a doozy. I had to take the night of for personal reasons but its a great one.

The perfect movie for anyone whos ever wanted to boink an entire city. We have a lot of people having fun/embarrassing themselves/phoning it in. and it looks hideous woo hoo

Ok, because of some medical stuff, we couldnt do a full one, but next week we should be able to get back on track. this is a good one, though. Perfect for 420.

jeezie creezy lewisy. This one was so much fun. I'm always pleased with how the kung fu movies turn out. journey through a story of questionable accents and the loudest punching in the world

Yeah, more like The Concept Of Fire VS Superman. watch Superman save Luthors life. and the narrator is already sick of x-ray vision.

This time it was just me and Jason. We had fun with this ancient bit of propaganda. For a movie made in 37, theres a good bit of nudity. NOTE: this saturday, we will be hitting the EL PASO COMIC CON.

This one was Darius' birthday choice, and its also pretty weird. take a wannabe SHRECK knockoff, some b list celebs, some weird racial/sex stuff (especially from a cartoon). But we had lots of fun.

This one was worse than i remember. An embarressing performance but Berry owned it. That and a super horny alex borstein and youve got Catwoman

Yowza yowza yowza! 23 Skidoos! This time we do a silent film and it goes off the rails almost immediately. I'm really proud of this one

For a movie about Frankenstein, it sure has a lot of boobs. anyways, please enjoy this taught thriller with its many many many italian actors. many.